Yawn

"Vexed, are you the offspring of a rapist and a mongoloid?"

Paulon - Chelsea don’t have a wank squad of Moyes signings though do they

"Shit, I stand corrected goose I’ll put my hands up and admit I was wrong Turns out in the last 2 seasons in the premier league Antonio has been averaging a goal in every 5.36 games I had absolutely no idea he was that prolific"

"Remind me of his awesome strike rate since he started playing up front Don’t include any goals from when he played on the wing, cos that’s not what we’re talking about"

I also forgot he’s also about as useful at controlling a football as you are at controlling the amount of diarrhoea that comes out of your mouth

"You’re right Goose, he must be a great striker because he’s played there regularly for West Ham The fact it’s not his natural position, or that he never scores or is regarded as dog shit by the majority of the fan base is all irrelevant because once again you say so"

Coffee I don’t think these new staff do understand that I don’t think they have any clue how bad the squad they’ve been left with actually is And I think the fact they saw no reason to change a single thing at half time is a sign of this

"Antonio isn’t a striker It doesn’t matter who you put up front They could be good, bad, fit, injured or even dead, they won’t be any worse The point you’re trying to make only works if the players that played instead actually had good games yesterday otherwise what you’re saying is pointl...

"I used that analogy so even you might be able to understand but alas still no How about this one I think you‚Äôre a thick, pig headed cսnt But id still rather play you up front with a broken leg than Antonio As a narcissist you probably agree with that one"

"I would rather lose games with the new players as they get up to speed Than lose games with Moyes’s old team and waste time getting the best out of what we’ve brought in Since the turn of the year, those players picked up the 17th least amount of points in the league last season There are 4 or ...

"I don’t know how many times it has to be explained to you Goose You’re saying you can’t chuck 5 new players into a team and expect them to all play brilliantly That’s fine But here’s the two parts you’re ignoring They need time on the pitch to gel, they aren’t going to do that by sitt...

Make a case how Fullkrug and Wan-Bissaka could’ve put in a worse performance yesterday than Antonio and Coufal?

But you’re ignoring the fact we still played shit and lost anyway So how on earth could it be any worse???? We’ve got more new players that are supposed to be first team starters than any other club this season Plenty of other clubs started more new signings than we did 2 didn’t even feature a...

Sense and balance? By predicting what would’ve happened if we’d of played more new signings and ignoring what did actually happen by sticking with Moyes’s dross There’s a lot of sense in that providing you’re a drooling vegetable

Sense and balance? By predicting what would’ve happened if we’d of played more new signings and ignoring what did actually happen by sticking with Moyes’s dross There’s a lot of sense in that providing you’re a drooling vegetable

NERD

It’s not a knee jerk reaction when you actually know things about the manager and have seen him manage poorly before Is it a knee jerk reaction to say Coufal was shit yesterday cos it was the first game of the season when he’s been consistently shit for over 2 years now

Trevor Sinclair

Hahahahaha You utter mong

Well out of interest at what point would you criticise him for continuing to select players that aren’t good enough Cos I’m fully expecting him to do it in the next game

Correct Nagel But nope I’m a wind up merchant cos I don’t rate a manager that think Coufal and Soucek are premier league quality

Correct Nagel But nope I’m a wind up merchant cos I don’t rate a manager that think Coufal and Soucek are premier league quality

He does it regularly on the international stage as well But again he’s surrounded by pace and class Not fucking Soucek

That’s the worry We’ve got another manager on our hands who doesn’t understand that Taking off Bowen and shuffling the midfield so Soucek plays as a 10 just behind him is gonna get you exactly what it got yesterday Not a single chance created for him