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by COOL HAND LUKE
31 Jan 2026, 19:02
Forum: Football
Topic: Chelsea vs West Ham | PL | 31.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread
Replies: 480
Views: 3393

Re: Chelsea vs West Ham | PL | 31.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread

Stupid sub... taking a man from the very area tgat needs new legs...

 
by COOL HAND LUKE
31 Jan 2026, 18:53
Forum: Football
Topic: Chelsea vs West Ham | PL | 31.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread
Replies: 480
Views: 3393

Re: Chelsea vs West Ham | PL | 31.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread

C'mon you IRONS... we need a third now to sit them back a bit...
by COOL HAND LUKE
31 Jan 2026, 18:43
Forum: Football
Topic: Chelsea vs West Ham | PL | 31.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread
Replies: 480
Views: 3393

Re: Chelsea vs West Ham | PL | 31.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread

Chelsea game plan is to cheat and dive at every opportunity - aided and abetted by the officials.

Clearly, 'somebody' doesn't want us in the Prem...
by COOL HAND LUKE
31 Jan 2026, 18:25
Forum: Football
Topic: Chelsea vs West Ham | PL | 31.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread
Replies: 480
Views: 3393

Re: Chelsea vs West Ham | PL | 31.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread

The very last thing we want to be doing is sitting back and trying to defend our lead.

Our pace and movement going forwards is tearing them up, we must maintain that and we'll be okay.

Somebody needs to lock Nuno in the bogs at HT... 
 
by COOL HAND LUKE
24 Jan 2026, 14:09
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Sunderland | PL | 24.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 255
Views: 1950

Re: West Ham vs Sunderland | PL | 24.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

Yes, our possession stats are shite since they scored...
by COOL HAND LUKE
24 Jan 2026, 13:58
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Sunderland | PL | 24.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 255
Views: 1950

Re: West Ham vs Sunderland | PL | 24.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

Fck, me that was a bad goal we've just shipped... C'mon West Ham FFS!!
by COOL HAND LUKE
17 Jan 2026, 17:05
Forum: Football
Topic: Spurs vs West Ham | PL | 17.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 415
Views: 3816

Re: Spurs vs West Ham | PL | 17.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

Fkg pathetic watching officialdom desperately looking for ways to disallow it... cnts...
by COOL HAND LUKE
17 Jan 2026, 16:31
Forum: Football
Topic: Spurs vs West Ham | PL | 17.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 415
Views: 3816

Re: Spurs vs West Ham | PL | 17.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

Jesus fkg wept... here we go, we're in danger of throwing this away now, chaps...
by COOL HAND LUKE
17 Jan 2026, 16:26
Forum: Football
Topic: Spurs vs West Ham | PL | 17.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 415
Views: 3816

Re: Spurs vs West Ham | PL | 17.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

Sitting too deep again... have we learned nothing? 
by COOL HAND LUKE
17 Jan 2026, 16:00
Forum: Football
Topic: Spurs vs West Ham | PL | 17.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 415
Views: 3816

Re: Spurs vs West Ham | PL | 17.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

Just need someone to lock Nuno in the bogs at HT, then we can have more of the same.

If he shits the bed and goes defensive, we'll lose this.

COYFI 
by COOL HAND LUKE
06 Jan 2026, 22:20
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Nottingham Forest | PL | 6.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 4010

Re: West Ham vs Nottingham Forest | PL | 6.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

Well at least you can be sure Moyes will be sniggering to himself...

And we still have half a season.

Immediate January fire-sale incoming..? 
by COOL HAND LUKE
06 Jan 2026, 21:54
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Nottingham Forest | PL | 6.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 4010

Re: West Ham vs Nottingham Forest | PL | 6.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

cup of tea  » 06 Jan 2026 21:49   I've played at Stevenage myself... un-fucking-believable... only at West Ham. That's us relegated now, we will not come back from this position - see you in the Championship next season fellas. There surely HAS to be some sort of serious fall-out after this, surely...
by COOL HAND LUKE
06 Jan 2026, 21:36
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Nottingham Forest | PL | 6.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 4010

Re: West Ham vs Nottingham Forest | PL | 6.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

We get nothing from set pieces... remember how feared we used to be at those..? 
by COOL HAND LUKE
06 Jan 2026, 21:21
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Nottingham Forest | PL | 6.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 4010

Re: West Ham vs Nottingham Forest | PL | 6.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

Were starting to do the 'headless chickens' thing again... 

Pity about that second one, that would have taken the steam right out of it. 
by COOL HAND LUKE
03 Jan 2026, 17:13
Forum: Football
Topic: Wolves vs West Ham | PL | 3.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 460
Views: 2982

Re: Wolves vs West Ham | PL | 3.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

Today was worse than ever before... I know this sounds biased, but I'm ready to bet that poisonous little fkr in the boardroom is behind this downing of tools in some way.  Nuno barely got off his seat - whatever we say, that's not like him. Obviously very unhappy about something, as are the players...
by COOL HAND LUKE
03 Jan 2026, 17:01
Forum: Football
Topic: Wolves vs West Ham | PL | 3.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 460
Views: 2982

Re: Wolves vs West Ham | PL | 3.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

Perhaps we could just lock them all in and burn it down anyway...  

Fuck em... 
by COOL HAND LUKE
03 Jan 2026, 16:38
Forum: Football
Topic: Wolves vs West Ham | PL | 3.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 460
Views: 2982

Re: Wolves vs West Ham | PL | 3.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

Fuck me we are dire. You'd think we were 3-0 up watching us swan around... 
by COOL HAND LUKE
03 Jan 2026, 16:29
Forum: Football
Topic: Wolves vs West Ham | PL | 3.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 460
Views: 2982

Re: Wolves vs West Ham | PL | 3.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

They all look thoroughly disheartened... I wonder if Sullivan has been down into the changing room and given one of his 'pep talks'...

Something has 'happened' - it can't just be a little bit of player churn, surely...
by COOL HAND LUKE
03 Jan 2026, 16:08
Forum: Football
Topic: Wolves vs West Ham | PL | 3.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 460
Views: 2982

Re: Wolves vs West Ham | PL | 3.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

Personnel changes in the window = HUGE PLAYER SULK.  Useless hopeless wankers. This was THE GAME. The final nail in the coffin today... and after Forest lost, too... Going down, and I don't think we will come straight back up... this is going to take YEARS to sort out, if it ever happens. We've come...
by COOL HAND LUKE
30 Dec 2025, 21:15
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Brighton | PL | 30.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread
Replies: 423
Views: 2795

Re: West Ham vs Brighton | PL | 30.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread

Teams know we haven't got 90 minutes in us, they just turn up the gas and we roll over... 
by COOL HAND LUKE
30 Dec 2025, 21:04
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Brighton | PL | 30.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread
Replies: 423
Views: 2795

Re: West Ham vs Brighton | PL | 30.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread

So we bring Summerville on and remove Wilson? 

Is it me..? 

Paq should've gone, he's had his 'good half', I dont see him staying up far enough to be any use to Summerville.
​​Its almost like the sulky Moyes 'self destruction' subs that he was doing just prior to leaving...
by COOL HAND LUKE
27 Dec 2025, 17:10
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Fulham | PL | 27.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread
Replies: 250
Views: 1971

Re: West Ham vs Fulham | PL | 27.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread

Apparently we had about 13% possession in the ten minutes leading up to their goal...  It's not just the losing, it's the fact that we keep making THE SAME FKG MISTAKES over and fkg over, game after game. And let's not kid ourselves... if the poison dwarf stays and we carry on like this in the Champ...
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