Thanks m8 

We need to let the players know that it's not about them and that we're there even though we're not in the ground. Don't know how we do that though 

Thanks Alan 

Happy Birthday Bill

Happy birthday m8

Thanks Alan 
 

Thanks Alan 
 

My Grandad was the best drummer who ever lived, despite only having biscuit tins for a drum kit and two rolling pins for sticks. Although he had a poor sense of timing and rhythm, he compensated with a heavy handed playing style and practised enthusiastically for 18 hours a day. My Nan didn't apprec...

Thanks Alan

HAS ANYONE lost a flat, orange cat and some flies in the car park of Llantrisant Tescos? I found them yesterday and wonder if there is a reward.

Kris, Pontyclun

Don't invite chimps to your birthday parties. They drink tea straight out of the spout, and if you give them a bun they eat the cherry off the top and squash the rest. I know because I saw it happen in Leeds years ago. Or I had a dream about it. I can't remember.

Mark Mango Bingo, Pontefract

Are we sure he's not joking?

A poster in my doctors surgery concerning wife beating read 'Don't suffer in Silence'. Well, whenever I punch my missus on the jaw she screams like a fucking banshee. It makes me wonder if doctors know what they're talking about half the time.

R. Crumble, Northants