Seeing that game last night convinced me how right it was not to renew Moyes’ contract. His whole tactics seem to be low block at home and away and his translation of it is a more boring form of football than most of the other teams that deploy it. Our team of misfits created multiple chances last n...

I see we have the usual bad mouthing from that failed breakfast TV host Richard Keys. You'd have thought the prick was a member of the board the amount of time he passes his limited knowledge on to the faithful. "Be careful what you wish for"  is what he said when they sacked the Walrus. W...

And I thought this post was about the away section in the London Stadium when the 4B2s were in town

They need to bring Craig Dawson in as a consultant to show some of them what it’s like to have a spine

Spent all week practising defending corners? That went well

The last time I was entertained at West Ham was when Bilic was our manager. 

Three seasons on the bounce of absolutely dire football. Three managers who couldn’t pick a team if they only had 11 available players. A board that doesn’t know it’s arse from its elbow. An academy that is one of the best in the country but with players who have little or no chance of replacing old...

Well wasn’t that fucking awful. They were taking the piss in the end. If some of our players were playing for the 4B2s they would have had the most successful passing rate. Is there nobody in this team that can pass the fucking ball.

It's another tool for the FA to control who represents England in Europe and keep the status quo of the rich teams at the top. The fact that most of the referees come from the north west and those that don't originate north of Birmingham tells it all. 

What are the odds that his successor has a foreskin?

Without a doubt Bobby Moore consistently good throughout his career.
Best performance: Johnny Byrne in the League Cup game in I think it was 1967 against dirty Leeds. He was magnificent that night and totally took the piss out of Jack Charlton all night. Such a pity he was so inconsistent.

Coaching tip: The team in red are Nottingham Forest. It is not the done thing to keep passing the ball to them.

Will Hughes

Every fucking game we camp in our own penalty box in the second half and get battered no matter how bad the opposition is. It also coincided with Kilman coming on. I’m beginning to think we play better without him.

The usual pattern. Give away a goal in the first half. Come out half asleep for the second half give away another goal, give up, get thrashed. How many more times?

They must think this Premier League is a piece of piss if they  can play a team as soft as this every week. They’re taking the piss out of us now

Is it too late to get a bet on for relegation? What a fucking awful display of gutless backpassing shite

Rob Jones another bloody north west referee from the same county FA as Mike Dean. He has always been fucking awful when reffing us.

That bloke Alexsandro looks handy faster than any of our back line

I have only ever seen him score tap-ins mainly against us and the reason for that has been that our defence has been a shambles for quite a long time. How many players have scored tap-ins after a session of penalty area pinball.

Bethel should never play for England again. The way the twat threw away his wicket was total incompetence. However hats off to India especially Siraj. They have entertained throughout.

No matter what you think about women’s football, that screeching harridan Vicki Sparks on the commentary ruins every game she commentates. Please BBC, relegate her to women’s games only. 

Up shit creek without a paddle

Piss poor bowling from Tongue and Bashir. Tongue bowling bouncers outside leg stump to Pant what does he expect from that? Bashir bowling long hops to world class batsmen WTF? I hope Jofra Archer and Mark Wood are available for the next test.

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