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by Helmut Shown
10 Nov 2025, 13:47
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Tim nice but dim pulls plug on Beeb career
Replies: 33
Views: 279

Re: Tim nice but dim pulls plug on Beeb career

Looks like its in response to the orange blimp threatening to sue them. Probably his usual threatening to sue them for $1billion. 
by Helmut Shown
04 Nov 2025, 13:29
Forum: Football
Topic: Sir David Beckham
Replies: 43
Views: 484

Re: SIR David Beckham

Well it's not for his acting ability as in King Arthur the Legend of the Sword and the Stella Artois ad
by Helmut Shown
03 Nov 2025, 13:49
Forum: Football
Topic: Alan Devonshire interview in the Telegraph
Replies: 31
Views: 276

Re: Alan Devonshire interview in the Telegraph

I remember his debut against QPR. Nobody in the crowd knew who he was but after about ten minutes you knew they had found a diamond. He was one of the most talented footballers I have ever seen. He would go past players like they weren't there. It was such a pity that the useless referees didn't pro...
by Helmut Shown
03 Nov 2025, 13:47
Forum: Football
Topic: Alan Devonshire interview in the Telegraph
Replies: 31
Views: 276

Re: Alan Devonshire interview in the Telegraph

I remember his debut against QPR. Nobody in the crowd knew who he was but after about ten minutes you knew they had found a diamond. He was one of the most talented footballers I have ever seen. He would go past players like they weren't there. It was such a pity that the useless referees didn't pro...
by Helmut Shown
24 Oct 2025, 21:26
Forum: Football
Topic: Leeds vs West Ham | PL | 24.10.25 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 553
Views: 3820

Re: Leeds vs West Ham | PL | 24.10.25 | Predictions and Match Thread

There is some improvement from the Brentford game when 100% of their passes went to the opposition,  today only 70% to the other side, 30% go out of play.
by Helmut Shown
24 Oct 2025, 20:42
Forum: Football
Topic: Leeds vs West Ham | PL | 24.10.25 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 553
Views: 3820

Re: Leeds vs West Ham | PL | 24.10.25 | Predictions and Match Thread

This reminds me of the scene in Porky's when Lassie is having a bunk up in the kit room and screaming out and the Basketball players are playing like idiots, just like our shower of shit.
by Helmut Shown
20 Oct 2025, 21:37
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Brentford | PL | 20.10.25 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 551
Views: 4037

Re: West Ham vs Brentford | PL | 20.10.25 | Predictions and Match Thread

This referee is a useless sack of shit. He has allowed them to rough up our players and blown the whistle for innocuous fouls. He's juzt as bent as his brother
by Helmut Shown
20 Oct 2025, 21:33
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Brentford | PL | 20.10.25 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 551
Views: 4037

Re: West Ham vs Brentford | PL | 20.10.25 | Predictions and Match Thread

Another passing masterclass from Paqueta. 100% pass rate to the opposition
by Helmut Shown
20 Oct 2025, 21:13
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Brentford | PL | 20.10.25 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 551
Views: 4037

Re: West Ham vs Brentford | PL | 20.10.25 | Predictions and Match Thread

Might as well run up the white flag now. This shower of shit have been battered by a mediocre team
by Helmut Shown
30 Sep 2025, 17:25
Forum: Football
Topic: Everton vs West Ham | PL | 29.7.25 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 397
Views: 2933

Re: Everton vs West Ham | PL | 29.7.25 | Predictions and Match Thread

Seeing that game last night convinced me how right it was not to renew Moyes’ contract. His whole tactics seem to be low block at home and away and his translation of it is a more boring form of football than most of the other teams that deploy it. Our team of misfits created multiple chances last n...
by Helmut Shown
27 Sep 2025, 21:35
Forum: Football
Topic: Nuno In
Replies: 171
Views: 1991

Re: Nuno IN

I see we have the usual bad mouthing from that failed breakfast TV host Richard Keys. You'd have thought the prick was a member of the board the amount of time he passes his limited knowledge on to the faithful. "Be careful what you wish for"  is what he said when they sacked the Walrus. W...
by Helmut Shown
22 Sep 2025, 10:14
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Wankers Corner
Replies: 14
Views: 324

Re: Wankers Corner

And I thought this post was about the away section in the London Stadium when the 4B2s were in town
by Helmut Shown
20 Sep 2025, 15:58
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Palace | PL | 20.9.25 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 211
Views: 2011

Re: West Ham vs Palace | PL | 20.9.25 | Predictions and Match Thread

They need to bring Craig Dawson in as a consultant to show some of them what it’s like to have a spine
by Helmut Shown
20 Sep 2025, 15:43
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Palace | PL | 20.9.25 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 211
Views: 2011

Re: West Ham vs Palace | PL | 20.9.25 | Predictions and Match Thread

Spent all week practising defending corners? That went well
by Helmut Shown
19 Sep 2025, 16:16
Forum: Football
Topic: Potter Sacked!
Replies: 2480
Views: 73416

Re: Potter Out

The last time I was entertained at West Ham was when Bilic was our manager. 
by Helmut Shown
17 Sep 2025, 14:58
Forum: Football
Topic: If Potter would get sacked who would you want IN to replace him?
Replies: 590
Views: 5624

Re: If Potter would get sacked who would you want IN to replace him?

Three seasons on the bounce of absolutely dire football. Three managers who couldn’t pick a team if they only had 11 available players. A board that doesn’t know it’s arse from its elbow. An academy that is one of the best in the country but with players who have little or no chance of replacing old...
by Helmut Shown
13 Sep 2025, 19:27
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Spurs | PL | 13.9.25 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 328
Views: 2606

Re: West Ham vs Spurs | PL | 13.9.25 | Predictions and Match Thread

Well wasn’t that fucking awful. They were taking the piss in the end. If some of our players were playing for the 4B2s they would have had the most successful passing rate. Is there nobody in this team that can pass the fucking ball.
by Helmut Shown
09 Sep 2025, 09:38
Forum: Football
Topic: VAR - What is it good for?
Replies: 239
Views: 2549

Re: VAR - What is it good for?

It's another tool for the FA to control who represents England in Europe and keep the status quo of the rich teams at the top. The fact that most of the referees come from the north west and those that don't originate north of Birmingham tells it all. 
by Helmut Shown
05 Sep 2025, 10:23
Forum: Football
Topic: Daniel Levy leaves Tottenham
Replies: 53
Views: 691

Re: Daniel Levy leaves Tottenham

What are the odds that his successor has a foreskin?
by Helmut Shown
04 Sep 2025, 10:22
Forum: Football
Topic: Best player you’ve seen live
Replies: 97
Views: 889

Re: Best player you’ve seen live

Without a doubt Bobby Moore consistently good throughout his career.
Best performance: Johnny Byrne in the League Cup game in I think it was 1967 against dirty Leeds. He was magnificent that night and totally took the piss out of Jack Charlton all night. Such a pity he was so inconsistent.
by Helmut Shown
31 Aug 2025, 14:50
Forum: Football
Topic: Nott'm Forest vs West Ham | PL | 31.08.25 | Prediction & Match Thread
Replies: 410
Views: 3491

Re: Nott'm Forest vs West Ham | PL | 31.08.25 | Prediction & Match Thread

Coaching tip: The team in red are Nottingham Forest. It is not the done thing to keep passing the ball to them.
by Helmut Shown
29 Aug 2025, 16:46
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Albinos
Replies: 22
Views: 165

Re: Albinos

Will Hughes
by Helmut Shown
26 Aug 2025, 21:30
Forum: Football
Topic: Wolves vs West Ham | Carabao Cup 2nd Round | 26.8.25 | Match Thread
Replies: 297
Views: 2612

Re: Wolves vs West Ham | Carabao Cup 2nd Round | 26.8.25 | Match Thread

Every fucking game we camp in our own penalty box in the second half and get battered no matter how bad the opposition is. It also coincided with Kilman coming on. I’m beginning to think we play better without him.
by Helmut Shown
26 Aug 2025, 20:31
Forum: Football
Topic: Wolves vs West Ham | Carabao Cup 2nd Round | 26.8.25 | Match Thread
Replies: 297
Views: 2612

Re: Wolves vs West Ham | Carabao Cup 2nd Round | 26.8.25 | Match Thread

The usual pattern. Give away a goal in the first half. Come out half asleep for the second half give away another goal, give up, get thrashed. How many more times?
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