Coaching tip: The team in red are Nottingham Forest. It is not the done thing to keep passing the ball to them.

Will Hughes

Every fucking game we camp in our own penalty box in the second half and get battered no matter how bad the opposition is. It also coincided with Kilman coming on. I’m beginning to think we play better without him.

The usual pattern. Give away a goal in the first half. Come out half asleep for the second half give away another goal, give up, get thrashed. How many more times?

They must think this Premier League is a piece of piss if they  can play a team as soft as this every week. They’re taking the piss out of us now

Is it too late to get a bet on for relegation? What a fucking awful display of gutless backpassing shite

Rob Jones another bloody north west referee from the same county FA as Mike Dean. He has always been fucking awful when reffing us.

That bloke Alexsandro looks handy faster than any of our back line

I have only ever seen him score tap-ins mainly against us and the reason for that has been that our defence has been a shambles for quite a long time. How many players have scored tap-ins after a session of penalty area pinball.

Bethel should never play for England again. The way the twat threw away his wicket was total incompetence. However hats off to India especially Siraj. They have entertained throughout.

No matter what you think about women’s football, that screeching harridan Vicki Sparks on the commentary ruins every game she commentates. Please BBC, relegate her to women’s games only. 

Up shit creek without a paddle

Piss poor bowling from Tongue and Bashir. Tongue bowling bouncers outside leg stump to Pant what does he expect from that? Bashir bowling long hops to world class batsmen WTF? I hope Jofra Archer and Mark Wood are available for the next test.

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use the chart both times and temperatures and it may stop you burning your air fryer meals

What a shower of shit. Madueke couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

I can't for the life of me see the point in playing Madueke. A winger that has no idea of how to put a cross in. Sure he can beat a part time full back but tge end product is woeful. And WTF is Dan Burn and Henderson doing playing for England?

AWAY GOAL - PLEASE TAKE ONE

Never been a great fan of Cresswell. When we went into the London Stadium it showed his limitations playing on a bigger pitch he was unable to cover the ground and often got beaten by quicker forwards. He also has a very bad habit of passing backwards whenever he got the ball. He's not the only one ...

What a bunch of inept cunts

They must have been practising the backpass all week. Fucking useless gutless wankers

One is weasel faced the other is faecal waste??

I hear the Pope is lying face down in state in an open coffin. So that when Trump arrives he can kiss his ring

I’ve just seen Scott Parker being interviewed on ITV he must have used about fifteen football based cliches in one sentence.

Meeting that obsequious little tit Vance was too much for him