Yet another northern bastard referee. Blind to the shit that Konate, Van Dyke and Macallister were up to but gets his yellow card out for minor offences and even booked Magassa for a good tackle. I don't condone what Paqueta did to get himself sent off (but at least he gets to spend Christmas with h...

Spanish tostada biscuits they seem to remain crispy even when dunked

I can remember coming out of the Green Gate st Bethnal Green and stopped in an alleyway in Shorefitch for a piss. There was a crate of empty milk bottles on the ground and I managed to fill up three and a half of them. I always thought the Green Gate watered their beer.

I have to take a quarter of a Viagra to stop me pissing on my slippers

Looks like its in response to the orange blimp threatening to sue them. Probably his usual threatening to sue them for $1billion. 

Well it's not for his acting ability as in King Arthur the Legend of the Sword and the Stella Artois ad

I remember his debut against QPR. Nobody in the crowd knew who he was but after about ten minutes you knew they had found a diamond. He was one of the most talented footballers I have ever seen. He would go past players like they weren't there. It was such a pity that the useless referees didn't pro...

I remember his debut against QPR. Nobody in the crowd knew who he was but after about ten minutes you knew they had found a diamond. He was one of the most talented footballers I have ever seen. He would go past players like they weren't there. It was such a pity that the useless referees didn't pro...

There is some improvement from the Brentford game when 100% of their passes went to the opposition,  today only 70% to the other side, 30% go out of play.

Well wasn't that fucking awful?

This reminds me of the scene in Porky's when Lassie is having a bunk up in the kit room and screaming out and the Basketball players are playing like idiots, just like our shower of shit.

This referee is a useless sack of shit. He has allowed them to rough up our players and blown the whistle for innocuous fouls. He's juzt as bent as his brother

Another passing masterclass from Paqueta. 100% pass rate to the opposition

Might as well run up the white flag now. This shower of shit have been battered by a mediocre team

Seeing that game last night convinced me how right it was not to renew Moyes’ contract. His whole tactics seem to be low block at home and away and his translation of it is a more boring form of football than most of the other teams that deploy it. Our team of misfits created multiple chances last n...

I see we have the usual bad mouthing from that failed breakfast TV host Richard Keys. You'd have thought the prick was a member of the board the amount of time he passes his limited knowledge on to the faithful. "Be careful what you wish for"  is what he said when they sacked the Walrus. W...

And I thought this post was about the away section in the London Stadium when the 4B2s were in town

They need to bring Craig Dawson in as a consultant to show some of them what it’s like to have a spine

Spent all week practising defending corners? That went well

The last time I was entertained at West Ham was when Bilic was our manager. 

Three seasons on the bounce of absolutely dire football. Three managers who couldn’t pick a team if they only had 11 available players. A board that doesn’t know it’s arse from its elbow. An academy that is one of the best in the country but with players who have little or no chance of replacing old...

Well wasn’t that fucking awful. They were taking the piss in the end. If some of our players were playing for the 4B2s they would have had the most successful passing rate. Is there nobody in this team that can pass the fucking ball.

It's another tool for the FA to control who represents England in Europe and keep the status quo of the rich teams at the top. The fact that most of the referees come from the north west and those that don't originate north of Birmingham tells it all. 

What are the odds that his successor has a foreskin?

Without a doubt Bobby Moore consistently good throughout his career.
Best performance: Johnny Byrne in the League Cup game in I think it was 1967 against dirty Leeds. He was magnificent that night and totally took the piss out of Jack Charlton all night. Such a pity he was so inconsistent.