Yeah right like there's any other way to ejaculate apart from accidentally? ( asking for a mate )

Just another excuse for the rice clubs to get richer , I find it all rather sickening to be honest 

Maybe that's why he wears boxing gloves as opposed to normal gloves?

What a load of absolute nonsense pushed on the public by bbc radio and television as if its a major event  

If fulkrug is our answer to our striker issues then  we truly are fucked after what I witnessed today 
 

Ronnie bores me to be honest,  just constant attention seeking as already said by others if you don't enjoy it give it the fuck up!

They truly are the ROOT of all evil !

Digger dagger digger dagger oi oi oi !
if you know you know!

Paddy Power paying ten places,  my three are lowry, horschel and homa. Like others have said scheffler wins at a canter if he's on his game hopefully he isn't though.  And I reckon Rory just puts too much pressure on himself and hasn't got the right caddy 

Remember dicks having a superb game against Swindon best player on the pitch by a mile probably helped him get noticed by Liverpool 

Jazz funk legend saw him more than once mostly at ronnie scotts, enjoy the "sunshine " roy rip 

Thought the Charlton fans did amazing to get them back to the valley including standing in by elections,  been a couple of times lost them both obviously!

Couldn't you just drink halves len ? Much cheaper 

Spread on hot buttered toast bovril is a thing of beauty!

Potter out potter out BOOOOOO!!!!!
( Just practicing)

The top sides will give kudus a wide berth in my opinion,   he's just another of our players who start brightly but simply get found out by opposition managers. 
And there isn't a decent centre half at the club on the strength of what I saw yesterday 

Had a pint on my way home from work,  they seemed to have more than enough in the pub!

I knew Lee not that well  he was part of my sister's crowd ( no link ) , but he was a real character and I would say that would most describe him would be the ladies wanted to be with him and the fellas wanted to be like him !

Super Johnny hartson seems to get overlooked so I'll go for him proper decent centre forward 

I despise the  term  " free hit " when used against the biggest and best team's,  well fuck it then just ring em up and say don't bother Saturday you can have the three points now and just save everyone the bother of turning up!

Adams as in tony ? Dear oh dear 

Gave up my season ticket in the chicken run when it went all seater , still went every now and then but it wasn't the same apart from the odd game here and there.  Have been to the rented shit bowl twice doubt I'll return, watched the Chelsea game recently on the box and was genuinely saddened with ...

A good mate of mine passed away a couple of years ago due to a brain toumer  but on his last birthday we were all asked to send in video birthday wishes via WhatsApp and someone knew Bishop and asked him to send a video.  He was living in the states at the time but still found time to send a video w...

Not here that long but  Mark Robson has to he worth a shout 

Just saw this on the main six o clock  news , what an absolute non story. 
ooooh let's all pretend to be outraged,  country  dogs etc etc