I'm never wrong. I thought I was wrong once but I was wrong....

I have no problem with Becks getting knighted it was the knighting that utter cսnt Faldo that i took exception 

The Brookings are class..pure class

99% Anglo Saxon
1% Indian

Apparently the phall I had last night skewed the test

Shaving Ryan's Privates for the first 5 minutes

Pep being a cսnt shocker

Airbnb caravan in Jaywick

Love the Goose v. Nutsin verbal match. Goose wins by a ko. 

Keep Bowen and Wan-Bissaka the rest can fuck off

I know it's a miserable attempt at Zoltaneering but I am good mates with her brother in law. There, I've said it.

Is it too late to tell Moyes we were just kidding?

I see the clown show has begun. Took a little longer than I thought but the pisshead Pete Hogbreath is way out of his depth. How the fuck can you not check who was on the chat group . Laughable incompetence. And then peppering the chat with these emojis after the bombing 👊🇺🇸🔥. Schoolboy stuff. Fuck ...

I hope she was killed softly..RIP Roberta thanks for your angelic voice

West Ham scrubbing around for last minute scraps shocker

Forgot one...all the cunts who say  'appy days every second sentence

People in row 42 seat F who jump up the moment the captain turns the seat belt sign off

Fuck me Sir Alf you know your football. I didn't understand most of it but I'm sure youre right.
Potter OUT
Sir Alf IN

How are they allowed to have four more players on the pitch than us?

The days of football violence are deep into the past but I hope Millwall got a slapping.

The Boleyn in the 70s.
Cup of Bovril and a quick rendition of 'ee i addio we won the cup'

Peeping Tom Soucek ?

I embarrassed admitting to others that I support this morally bankrupt club.

Graham Potter. We need fucking Harry Potter

I'm just amazed anyone watches this

Melted to death? You melt.