Love having a stalker, it's quite funny. Have you got nothing better to do than sit in your piss stained pants stalking people? What a wanker you are. 

Perfect, I'll send you a private message

I have 1 ticket for Man U available, I've bought 2 from somebody else so I can go with a friend, leaving mine free 

Are these still available? Are they both together? A friend's daughter wants to come, but can't have her sit on her own :-) You're taking your friend's daughter out on a Thursday night? In Manchester? Just the two of you? There's always one old perv that would try it on with their friend's daughter...

Are these still available? Are they both together? A friend's daughter wants to come, but can't have her sit on her own

Anybody got a spare for Leeds?

Malaka!

Still got this ticket available

Hi Jerry,

Just sent you a Whatsapp, yes, still available.

Cheers
Paul

I have one spare available for Everton away, face value, £31

There is a ban coming in for the 2026-7 season so this is a load of old bollocks!

If you can't swap with somebody, and he doesn't want to go, happy to buy his ticket 

PM'd you

1 available for Man U, face value 

PM'd you, twice, thought first hadn't gone

Any interest?

I didn't see the 4ft russian dwarf on the pitch!

Bet you wish you didn't go, I do!

One ticket available for Liverpool away, face value only £30. Ticket will not be sent until a week before the match but is digital so can flip it over when received

I've got a spare for Everton away, available for face value. Tossers didn't tell me I was successful in the ballot, so I planned something else, then I got a notification to download my ticket!

I've got one spare for Everton

I have one ticket available for Villa away if any body is interested. Available at face value. Block P9, row PP. 

Hi Django, I’ve got one spare. Block P9. Face value. 

Block p9, row PP

I have one available