Good luck and welcome J.Lo

World's sexiest female politicians.... Some lovely sorts... https://en.protothema.gr/sexiest-female-politicians-in-the-world-photos/

Mary Bell ... a ten year old that murdered two toddlers in the late 1960's

"Q. What goes ""clip-clop, clip-clop, bang; clip-clop, clip-clop, bang""ù ? A. An Amish drive-by shooting."

"Bobby Charlton was asked how he thought the England team of '66 would have fared against Iceland. "" I think we'd have won 1-0 "" he replied. ""Only 1-0?"" Said the reporter. ""Yes,"" said Bobby. ""Most of us are in our 70's now!"""

"A British Navy destroyer stops four Muslims in a row boat, rowing towards the Brighton coastline... The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, ""Ahoy, small craft, where are you heading, and what is your mission?"" One of the Muslims stands up and shouts,""We are invading England!"" The crew o...

A man utd fan walks in to a travel agents and says im looking to get away for a few days what do you recommend . The agent says you can't beat bournemouth this time of year

"Woman goes into the kitchen rubbing her head and says to her husband ""Fucking hell l just fell down the stairs thanks for helping"" The man replies ""Sorry l thought it was Eastenders finishing"""