Reply Pancho 10:52 Thu Feb 18 Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own I've told Stansted as a cautionary tale quite a few times. Female or male... 'Close your legs love or that will be your husband....'

Its 1 here mate Im in POrtland OR on work. 8 hour difference makes me closer to England in some ways....

Bungo 10:34 Thu Feb 18 THe one you started about how your dad and uncle buggered you?

I keep trying to pass off Belstaffs one of his mate jetskiing back to London off his head on pills. Basically make it any Med holiday tale and say I was in magaluf and.... 'my mate was so fucked up he tried to jet ski back to London off his head'. That was a goodie but I don't think anyone believed ...