"This is why you should always consider private medical insurance. A woman was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a Veteran was masturbating furiously. ""Oh my GOD!"" screamed the woman. ""That's disgraceful! ......Why is he doing that?"" The doctor who was lead...

"Mick Hucknall has been arrested. He was caught having sex with a rabbit. Police sources have said he was holding back the ears, whilst singing bunny's too tight to mention"

I don't know if it's possible but you can nobble it

"Bob receives the following text from his neighbour: 'I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been nobbling your wife, day and night when you're not around, I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you wil...

"A businessman is getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knows his wife is always horny, so he decides to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking...