"Nonsense. Yes, that's what's already been decided. Sometimes it's just rude to ask, isn't it."

Dot to dot games are fun.

Anyone mention Clement Freud yet? Or Matthew Freud's friendship with Cameron? And Rupert Murdoch? Of course not. What's THAT got to do with a limited line of enquiry?

Can't we just nationalise Derek Acorah for the Scouse mum? Be as much use.

"0! Didn't have time to think! Good numberage. And, yes, I woul have got 10! (X)"

4. Pretty clueless on anything but football.

"6. If you include 2 x .5s for China and Columbia. (Rule 1: if something is big, guess China first)"

Up shit creek on half

Monday's quiz will be piss easy.

Monday's quiz will be piss easy.

"4. (Just) Arizona, Southampton, China and educated punt on the Detectorists' The Boxer. Cheers dad's LPs."

Oh dear. This is going to take its TOLL.

"7. I guessed ""bloodletting"" business, and am unpleasantly chuffed."

"7. I guessed ""bloodletting"" business, and am unpleasantly chuffed."

"5. Elder brother was the comics nerd. Also read Battle or Warlord for the erm, educational German. Viz is more my level."

"4. Then crashed. Golf, rallying, those films aren't even on my map."

4. I'm shit at Latin. Who do you think I am? Frank Lampard?

"Ag! FWIW, I'm going to score like a donkey on these. Ass."

5. I'm still underestimating Dour Dave by 1 place!

"Happy quizday easthammer! Sentiments seconded: much appreciated. I mostly manage to do equally as erratically as with Countdown (all late lunch routine now)! Today, I will do ""averagely""! But I just got a 9 on Countdown!"

3. Got border but went blank on Canadian flag. AND I've been working on Canadian project today as well! Duh.

"Not many, I tell thee!"

"You must know the Ace song ""How Long"" though? Currently all over the Amazon Prime TV advert. It's not about adultery, as most assume. It's about Ace's bassist moonlighting with another band. Lesser known trivia? Carrack also played keyboards in the debut album, The Smiths (by The Smiths) in 1984....

Did the painting and decorating Paul Whitehouse just have one pot?

Did the painting and decorating Paul Whitehouse just have one pot?