"I'll have a look, if you like."

Mate of mine lost his virginity to the French teacher; he couldn't sit down for weeks.

Hello Cholo Still here in Lambayeque, which is further up the coast from Trujillo. Planning on doing the falls, football and Eva. Please keep the advice coming, gentlemen. Much appreciated.

Anyone have any suggestions that don't involve the tango? Going at the end of the month for a week.

Has he got a book coming out?

Thoughts and prayers are with you and your family. RIP

Thoughts and prayers are with you and your family. RIP

"Had a bit of luck, played it forward."

Could this Fulani woman and the Duchess of Hackney be one and the same person?

"Simple solution to those gluing themselves to paintings - turn the lights off, shut the door and fuk off home. See how they feel after being ignored overnight."

That's Anne Frank buggered then!

That's Anne Frank buggered then!

"twoleftfeet When I read things like that or the words of sympathy to the bombers family, being told you can't say that women have a vagina, I seriously wonder whether Labour ever want to get into power again."