I approve this scoreline.

6) He was created by Dr Who, who cloned Junior using the severed finger of his 'father'.

That's a relief. When I read 'Igor Junior', my mind immediately went to Oddbod Junior.

Stop being an arse. It's very clearly going to be 4-0.

=12.35px"...you fucking creepy peter stringfellow tribute act cսnt"

Frigging OUCH!

Mad Dog" wrote: ↑16 Aug 2025, 16:33 What the fuck are chelsea going to do to us?

Oh.

I am listening on BBC Radio Newcastle. Or 'NyooCASSIL' as they insist on calling it. Silly fuckers.

THUNDERCLINT wrote: ↑16 Aug 2025, 12:48 I predict 90 mins of boring Cock Piss Crab Cuntery.

Result isn't important I'll be in a coma of boredom after our 100th penalty area sideways pass between Killman and Aguerd, about 10 minutes in.

0-4!

I don't know what you're all so worried about. When it happens we'll just send a soldier back in time to impregnate a woman who will give birth to the bloke who will lead the soldiers to destroy the machines. He might even get a machine to help him on his way. Simple. Or... ...we could just unplug ...

Centrist dads sneer at a man who cares more about the safety of their female relatives (and prepared to act on it) than than they do. 

Touché

Swifts eat tiny spiders and insects that are quite up high in the air. 'Aerial plankton'. They never come down to gardens to bird feeders because they're not interested in anything we have to offer.

STOP GETTING BIRDS WRONG

Swiss - are you referring to the video in the OP? If so, that's a chaffinch. Male 

Understand his first question was … Are West Ham still run like a fucking circus ? That's not what I heard. I heard his first words were "I'm a helpful Pakistani who speaks Afghanistani and I need to get a message to Active Patriot on Twitbook that I overheard some boat people are planning to ...

I wouldn't be remotely surprised if there are 'boat people' planning an attack on kids. What would very much surprise me is if that bloke on Twitbook was telling the truth about being ITK, courtesy of some helpful 'Afghanistani-speaking' Pakistani whistle blowers.

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑05 Aug 2025, 19:06 OK, I'm calling chinny reckon on that. Because if it were true on that scale, this Country would go off big time. The Government/Authorities cannot be that irresponsible after 7/7.

I've not been playing close attention, but isn't it likely it's just a boring 'comedy' character, trolling?

I think I'll repot my chilli plants tomorrow. 

Telegraph says it's 'radar issues'.

RIP and all that, but she was God-awful.

She sang like she was trying to spit out a wasp.

I WILL SLAP YOUR LEGS 

Hammer I am" wrote: ↑24 Jul 2025, 08:27 would be like Derek and Clive without the humour