Massive Attack" wrote: ↑16 Oct 2025, 18:54 Sullivan’s definitely rumped it. Albeit with the aid of a footstool.

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑15 Oct 2025, 18:39

Nurse Ratched" wrote: ↑15 Oct 2025, 18:30

The Meghan Markle of pot plants.

I didn't know Anthuriums took selfies in Limos as they drove past the death site of their other halves dead plant as well. 

Anthuriums are lovely looking plants, but I'm not sure I'd have another one. Too highly strung, dramatic and whingey. Nothing is ever good enough for it. "Do you need more water? Less water? Can I tempt you with a smidge of Baby Bio? Hang on, allow me to move you into the shade a little more......

Arf!

I re-potted my (indoors, of course) anthurium at the weekend because it was being a dick.

'Posting content'

Pack it in, Wils. Ghastly phrase.

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑15 Oct 2025, 14:04

Pub Bigot" wrote: ↑15 Oct 2025, 13:34

Nurse Ratched" wrote: ↑15 Oct 2025, 12:39

Urgh! Fuck, no!

You’d be ideal, Nursey. I already think you’re Dawn Neeson, so you’re comfortable on camera. 

I had her more down as big Mo from Eastenders.. Oh look, the green bogey's been removed!

I just googled her. I don't get the reference. Is she a nuisance?

Pub Bigot" wrote: ↑15 Oct 2025, 07:05 I still think a YouTube channel/podcast would drive traffic here. 

I'm not built for the camera, so one of you other suave fuckers should. Not Bolty though, he lacks intelligence and his head is too large. 

I approve of this thread icon.

Yungblud, any fans here?

Take a wild guess, Joe.

“This just aired on the BBC and will be easily the most infuriating discussion you will watch today” Do they not watch the  BBC very often? The only station who’ve even somehow made the morning weather forecasts annoying. *pretends to shiver; rubs hands together; stupid grin* It looks like it's goi...

*smiles sweetly*

I might use the green plague icon as my avatar.

I vote we keep the cheerful green plague icon. Just to annoy Massive.

I don't mind it that much. Green is my favourite colour. 

QPR v Millwall Not quite in the international break as such as it's on the 18th, but a good couple of days before the next West Ham game which I shall be boycotting anyway. Qpr v Millwall- 12:30 Fulham v Arsenal - 5:30 I've always fancied seeing two games on one day but never done it. . Oooh, like ...

0-4!

Tch!

"Hyacinth Has Kicked the Bouquet"

Obviously. 

riosleftsock wrote: ↑28 Sep 2025, 21:00 Sometimes you have to take one for the team, once digital IDs are mandatory you will lose a lot more liberty than signing this

It's all going tits up for our lovely girls. I saw the assistant manager left last week, and as mentioned a few weeks ago - dagny and a lot of the characters have gone. Maybe it will be a double managerial sacking this week for west ham? All you fans of women's football will be pleased to hear that...

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑19 Sep 2025, 09:47 0-4

The situation is uncomfortable for some, so let's brush it under the carpet.

"Details matter"


I have never wanted you more.