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You'll never take the east end

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Retro WHU badge You'll never take the east end

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i didnt know whether to post this in football or off topic, so feel free to move it.

i'm sure you've all seen snippets on social media. New club song. I think its quite wonderful.

You's?

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Mad Ferret" wrote: 05 Feb 2026, 07:41 Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.
in protest?
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Sounds like the type of thing Sullivan would fully support as a replacement for "Bubbles" as he tries to cut yet another connection with a past that made us who we are.
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If this ever gets played at the cuntbowl, I'll be walking out, lively.
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We're winning the FA cup.
Our year, our song
Shame top of the pops is no more, Joseph strumming away accompanied by Todibo, Roid donkey, and the gang swaying along in hammers leisurewear.
 
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Mad Ferret" wrote: 05 Feb 2026, 09:14
Eerie Decent" wrote: 05 Feb 2026, 09:07
Mad Ferret" wrote: 05 Feb 2026, 07:41 Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.
Not a fan of Bubbles, son?
Nope, hate the cartoony one that gets played by the club.

We need a more hearty, visceral anthem to get the team going.

It's no coincidence that Arsenal have gone to the next level since introducing North London Forever.
The next level of cringey post Thierry Henry level of tourist fans you mean?
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What about Westside Boys by the Cockney Rejects as our new song? Even has Knees Up Muvva Brown in it! 
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Mawkish and utter cringe.
No thank you.
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I like Sunderland's Elvis Presley's "I can't Help Falling in Love"
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Makes you wonder how they managed to go a whole league season unbeaten without it back in the day
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Eerie Decent" wrote: 05 Feb 2026, 09:07
Mad Ferret" wrote: 05 Feb 2026, 07:41 Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.
Not a fan of Bubbles, son?
Nope, hate the cartoony one that gets played by the club.

We need a more hearty, visceral anthem to get the team going.

It's no coincidence that Arsenal have gone to the next level since introducing North London Forever.
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It's absolute dog shit. 
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Mad Ferret" wrote: 05 Feb 2026, 07:41 Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.
 
 
Not a fan of Bubbles, son?
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Dick Shaftsbury" wrote: 05 Feb 2026, 08:33 Terrible. I really hope it doesn't catch on.

The "we're massive, don't you know" bit is cringe as fuck.


 
No chance, we aren't Arsenal.
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Terrible. I really hope it doesn't catch on.

The "we're massive, don't you know" bit is cringe as fuck.

 
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Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.
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I liked it.

I would have like it more if at the end the little boy produced a shooter and fired a couple into Sullicunts head, then turned to the camera and sang "You can't take the East End out of me".
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95 North - Let Yourself Go" wrote: 04 Feb 2026, 20:48 Very moving and fitting for our current circumstances! 
yes, it definitely gets the bowels moving. I had a shit as soon as I heard that bloke's voice
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WTF is this? You've made yourself look a right twat here, honky.
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Utter cringe 
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Sickening and soft. 
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Embarrassing 
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Utter cringe. This should be deleted. Leave this shit for Arsenal fans. 

“You’ll never take the east end”. That might be news to the people of South Asia. 
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Very moving and fitting for our current circumstances! 
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