West Ham Online

"Free agency started last night and was pretty crazy some huge money being spent. Osweiler getting £18m a year for the Texans, leaving the Broncos without a QB, Giants have spent a fortune on good but not great players, Oliver Vernon has more guaranteed money than JJ Watt. lots more deals but cant be bothered to list them all."

"Got 17.50 in pp, so have lobbed it all on Murray first td tonight. Moan at our qb's, but bortles has thrown as many interceptions as td's this year - 8. Takes some doing that."

"Ahh my bad, just saw the 49ers badge Very quick breakdown of fantasy scoring Rushing/receiving 1 point for every 10 yards 6 points for a touchdown -2 for a fumble Passing 1 point for every 25 yards 4 points for a touchdown -2 for an interception Kicking 1 point per PAT 3 points for field goals 5 points for field goals over 50 yards Defence/special teams Start with 10 points, gradually lose points as you concede points 1 point per sack 2 points per interception or fumble recovery 6 points for a touchdown (includes kickoff & punt returns) You pick 1 QB, 2 RBs, 2 WRs, 1 TE, 1 Flex (RB or WR), 1 kicker and 1 defence per week and are matched up against someone else each week, top 4 teams at the end of it go into the playoffs,"

"Yeah definitely not me, not Mikey is it? Aged 42, I still haven't worked out how the NFL fantasy works!!"

"Great scores, falace. Is that Grumps tho? Thought it was another Niner on here. I lost 93-92, ffs Jordy Nelson and his 0.9 point contribution."

"Unlucky for you this week grumps! you got 110 points in the fantasy just happened to be matched up against me who got over 120, would of beaten anybody else this week."

CJ Anderson was nailed on for first TD against that dodgy running defence. Glad I forgot! grrr

"What a crazy game last night! 3-3 taking it to overtime then at 6-6 next score wins, cardinals kicker misses a 24 yard field goal, 9'ly for the seahawks to go right down the other end and miss a 28yard field goal as the clock ran out!"

Raiders march on

"You know you're bad when you conceeding over 30 points to the bucs and make Winston look good, as he's toilet. Shame the browns will be stopping us from getting the first pick."

"not good for me, they're the only team that let me down and I had them on an 7.5pt start"

"Fucking shit, the Vikes couldn't run the ball and when Bradford passed, it was intercepted, still, 5 and 1 is still pretty good"

there's more than one. until they get a better quarterback they'll be a nearly team

I thought there was a Vikings fan on here. chicken feed for the Birds today.

Aj Green is good at football

Landon Collins was a fucking beast today. Exquisite safety play.

Turnover TD overruled on review

"Fuck sake, how can you parlay a turnover into a err, turnover?"

"Come on you Vikes, let's go 6 and 0"

"Looking forward to the game tomorrow , looking to get there for 11 for a look at the Fan zone area and a few beers before the game. GIANTS 14 , RAMS 17"

I've been to SF before to see Mrs Scuds family (she's a septic). I'm planning an all dayer on the sauce in SF with a mate who's just moved out that way. 5/2 I get shot for being a gobby cսnt.

"Don't know if it's the sun that attracts them there, but there is a fucking bizarre mix of people there. If alien's landed there, I reckon they'd be some of the most normal things in the area."

"Haha, tell you what, there was a massive army of homeless on the streets in SF central when I went a couple of years ago. Proper Walking Dead type scenes after dark. Should have taken a cab rather than walked the few blocks to my hotel. Bay Area is superb though, got to admit it. Even had a decent night out in Oakland."

Proper load of mincers in San Fran and even they'd smash the Seahawks fans about. Tails between their legs with a load of rainbow flags hanging out of their Harris's. Legion of boom? We shit em.

"Scud - Seahawks will smash the granny out of the Niners on their own turf, take an army of away fans and generally run the Bay Area for a few days. Also, SF is a very good city, but not cheap, and the Niners have moved out to some yuppie/golf club/cheese and wine stadium twenty miles south. Hope that helps."

"Just get ready to embrace the boo Scud, as fuck me the natives hate Kaepernick and the team in general at the moment and they were booing him big time when I was there 3 years ago and he's got worse since. You'll love it. Top drawer city is San Fran. And also we fucking hate those Seahawks filth, the Millwall of the NFL."