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A place to.list your 3 most hated things No.politics please....can include anything else though. After..much consideration mine are; Yoghurt IVR based telephone systems Half & Half football scarves Go ahead and vent your spleen

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People who wear watches on their right wrist Middle lane drivers who morph into 3rd lane drivers on a 4 lane stretch of motorway Offence takers on things that are clearly a joke Jews and Gays

Ag ag Wouldn't he have been call hombre de...(.whatever the Spanish word for spider is)?

He was Spanish, but he was called El Greco because of his ability to walk up walls and across ceilings

I have another question. El Greco was he Greek.or Spanish? :-)

GAUGUIN IS A PAEDO, GAUGUIN IS A PAEDO, LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA'

gph 2:52 Fri Sep 15 Sometimes I am tempted to wear one to a West Ham match and hold it aloft as we sing Bubbles.

I bet you.lots of Monet that he wasn't.

We have this list every year and mine have been the same every time we have this. I live in Camden and shit that winds me up are people on busy streets walking along (usually diagonally) staring at their mobile phones. I just stop and glare standing in their way until they say sorry. Not quite as important as I almost never take the tube anymore but cunts with rucksacks on busy trains. The tube stops, doors open and there are a bunch of mouth breathers wanting to get on the train but blocking your exit. I have been known to knee someone in the chest but usually I just shout 'HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OFF THIS TRAIN?: FUCKING OSMOSIS? And relax.

Wasn't Gauguin an astronaut... Just kidding. I meant cosmonaut

Thanks geep.you are a mine of trivia..

A half and half scarf for that would've been just confusing

I've got 3 half and half scarfs on my wall that I bought at the 250th Summer exhibition at the Royal Academy, curated by Grayson Perry and I guess it was only me and him that got the joke. The first one says 'Ingres v Delacroix -The Republic of art. At the top it says 'Neoclassism v Romanticism' The second one says 'Van Gogh v Gauguin, the ear and the sword ' The third says 'Da Vinci v Michelangelo, Anohari e Cascina' It won't mean much to some of you but they were real rivals who tried to outpaint each other. Boiling it down to a shitty football match made me laugh and laugh.

I may have known at one point, but, if I did, I forgot, so I looked it up. They've always been Brighton and Hove something, but first that something was United. At one point, there was a separate club called Hove, so there may once have been a Brighton and Hove United vs Hove fixture

Oh god no.i'd rather not. I hope this doesn't make me sound daft but Were Brighton &,Hove Albion ever two separate clubs?

Half & Half football scarves... surely Dagenham and Redbridge have got to be the worst... you can't even see the join now. Just imagine West Ham and Tottenham...

Funnily enough I nearly did call.it room.102. Not trying to respectful.of prime numbers but my errant typing was at play....again.

Drivers that don't stop at Zebra crossings, PARTICULARLY when the traffic is fairly heavy and they save no time whatsoever. Pub bores (if you can't see one, it's you, Swiss). Shit customer service.

1 Naming bad things after prime numbers, should be room 102. 2 Putting bad things into groups with a prime number of members - not going to play. 3 Saying that prime number 13 is bad in and of itself. 4 Disrespecting prime numbers.