Crapaqueta

[THUNDERCLINT]

Hopefully that's the last we see of the overhyped cսnt.

Out the door 1st Jan.

[Keep dreaming]

This moody arrogant,play acting  ball giving away, dissent red carding, "non" gambling, pretend phone throwing away, stroppy cսnt fucked off yet?

You beat me with that post

[Mad Dog]

This moody arrogant,play acting  ball giving away, dissent red carding, "non" gambling, pretend phone throwing away, stroppy cսnt fucked off yet?

[Massive Attack]

If it’s true that he went on strike at the weekend then we have no choice but to dump the cսnt. 
He’s been pissing me off more and more during the past year.  He’s looked disinterested most of the time and contributes very little. Get rid of the horrible ingrate. 

Apparently since April 2024 Ederson has 4 times as many Premier League assists than this cսnt.

Sums it up.

[Keep dreaming]

Has this cսnt traveled yet?
If not, can anyone piss in his shoes and shit in his toilet bag?

[THUNDERCLINT]

If it’s true that he went on strike at the weekend then we have no choice but to dump the cսnt. 
He’s been pissing me off more and more during the past year.  He’s looked disinterested most of the time and contributes very little. Get rid of the horrible ingrate. 

Apparently since April 2024 Ederson has 4 times as many Premier League assists than this cսnt.

[THUNDERCLINT]

The £51m record signing was left out of the squad for Sunday’s FA Cup third round win over QPR after reacting badly to West Ham rejecting a £35m bid from Flamengo.


Who the fuck does this cսnt think he is?  

He's Paqcunta, Lucas Paqcunta.

I just don't think you understand.

He's easy to go down and a total fucking clown.

[Any Old Iron]

If it’s true that he went on strike at the weekend then we have no choice but to dump the cսnt. 
He’s been pissing me off more and more during the past year.  He’s looked disinterested most of the time and contributes very little. Get rid of the horrible ingrate. 

[Massive Attack]

The £51m record signing was left out of the squad for Sunday’s FA Cup third round win over QPR after reacting badly to West Ham rejecting a £35m bid from Flamengo.


Who the fuck does this cսnt think he is? Demanding he gets an instant move even at the expense of us losing out on a lot of dough we have already worked out on him. 

[Gank]

ag ag ag ag

[Massive Attack]

Yeah, that isn't what 'nince' means.

Oh yeah and what does, nince, mean then?


*scoffs on a nince pie*  

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

comparing him to a previous player that isn't Brady or a genuinely elite talent, i'd say Bish had as much ability but also the added work rate, character and consistency. I think Paq can and often has worked hard, but his bad days far outnumber the good ones

[twoleftfeet]

blimey
that;s twice on the same page I've agreed with 2LEFT TEST
Even Earthy over Paqueta,he's done more in the u21's than Paqueta has for the seniors

 

Wonders will never cease! I’d rather see a no 9 picked instead of Paqueta. 

[fraser]

blimey
that;s twice on the same page I've agreed with 2LEFT TEST
Even Earthy over Paqueta,he's done more in the u21's than Paqueta has for the seniors

 

The fact that you're agreeing with each other should set alarm bells off for BOTH of you... 

[Gank]

Yeah, that isn't what 'nince' means.

[Keep dreaming]

Overhyped nonce. Good riddance!

Nonce, go on then ill play why is he a nonce? 

Theatrical, naive and card addiction.
Them 3 alone makes him a football nonce

[BoleynGone]

blimey
that;s twice on the same page I've agreed with 2LEFT TEST
Even Earthy over Paqueta,he's done more in the u21's than Paqueta has for the seniors
 

[twoleftfeet]

I don't know, I still think we would be better buying players to get the best out of Paqueta than selling Paqueta to suit the dross that plays around him.

He has Potts, Magassa and Fernandes around him, he can’t complain. 

[Gank]

I don't know, I still think we would be better buying players to get the best out of Paqueta than selling Paqueta to suit the dross that plays around him.

[Texas Iron]

head case…

Obviously doesn’t want to play for us…

Probably thinks the club should have done more for him in betting case…

[twoleftfeet]

The only similarities between Payet and Paqueta is that both were/are moody cunts. The comparisons stop there because Payet was a genius, Paqueta is to Payet what JWP is to Alan Devonshire. Different planets in terms of footballing ability. 

[Takashi Miike]

comparing him to a previous player that isn't Brady or a genuinely elite talent, i'd say Bish had as much ability but also the added work rate, character and consistency. I think Paq can and often has worked hard, but his bad days far outnumber the good ones

[fraser]

Overhyped nonce. Good riddance!

Nonce, go on then ill play why is he a nonce? 

[Keep dreaming]

Overhyped nonce. Good riddance!

[BoleynGone]

I liked him in the team when we had Rice doing his donkey work,even Soucek would achieve this.
Like others have said apart from a couple of great goals,I've watched a Wow moment from him.
He wouldn't get near tying Payet's boots,the last player we had who was that Wow player. I don't even think he gets naer Lanzini at his best. Rice gave us more Wow moments and he was a defensive midfielder,

 

[Sir Alf]

Against the best teams you have a much bigger chance of being punished if you give tye ball away too cheaply and too often. Thats Paqueta for me. Gets away with it most weeks but always guilty of necessary turnovers of possession by playing self indulgent, “Hollywood pass” or getting caught in possession followed by a dive trying to blag a free kick to cover for his unnecessary mistakes. 

Problem we have is we have no obvious replacement from the squad. Fernandes could maybe but means we have to either stick with 3 in midfield and / or hooe for no injuries in that area rest of season. For me, Paq should have been benched or subbed a lot more yhan he has but the squad weakness has made that impossible. Until Jan and a possible transfer solution, Nuno has to try Earthy in that midfield as an alternative option. Not necessarily starting games but getting minutes to see what he can offer in the PL. Based on watching his u21 games, he has been the standout player, 2 footed, 5ft11 so not small, runs all day and most importantly a real “team player” something Paqueta is not.  May not work but has to be worth a go surely??  Nuno allegedly blamed Paqueta indirectly for the defeat on asunday as he emphasised it was so early in the 2nd half to allow back in the game?   Hopefully that forces him to give Earthy a chance rather than “protecting him” due to recent injuries. Kante can play a part but he aint the obvious alternative to Paqueta as he has a totally different profile. Earthy is the closest.   But sadly Nuno has been a slow learner ( better than the previous 4 managers mind as they never even considered the need for youth in midfield full stop ) so I suspect Soucek, Guido or Irvine may be turned to yet again despite them repeatedly showing they are not up to it