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"Free agency started last night and was pretty crazy some huge money being spent. Osweiler getting £18m a year for the Texans, leaving the Broncos without a QB, Giants have spent a fortune on good but not great players, Oliver Vernon has more guaranteed money than JJ Watt. lots more deals but cant be bothered to list them all."

"back down to earth yesterday, and as much as sam howell struggled, it was the lack of pressure on josh allen that was most worrying. at times he could have read a book while reading the field, he had that much time"

Vikings FUCK OFF

"Defense still looks good, though. No complaints there. The problem they have is they will spend a LOT of time on the field this season - and get bashed up because of it."

"Just re-watched the 'highlights' (if you can call them that) of the Jets game - to make sure I was actually watching a real-life game yesterday. It worse than I remember second time around. Zach Wilson is completely shot. He was a bit of a clueless jock anyway, but has absolutely no idea what he's doing in that niche ""Rodgers"" system they're running without Rodgers. At one point, Wilson sacked himself. It is quite hilarious, he's spinning around to try to elude tackles and just falls over. It will go down in Jets history alongside the Butt Fumble! Seriously, we have $9m of cap room and the best thing the Jets can do now is take the best QB free agent on the market. Either that, or strip the playbook right down to just two or three throwing options that Wilson does understand - and hope that he stumbles through enough of the season before a linebacker breaks him in half. They've ended up running a niche offensive playbook built entirely around an expensive QB legend who may never play for us again. Nobody else on the team seems to understand it. Only in New York, folks..."

"How ""òbout them Cowboys?! *insert Ray Liotta Goodfellas gif here*"

"726 yards of total offense for Miami. Unreal! Zona beats the Cowboys""¶.Dak throws a pick on a 3rd and goal to pull the score within a TD with 3 mins and 3 timeouts left. That should shut up the Cowboy fans for a while."

"Bah! Jets in yet another shitstorm season, while the Fish go from strength to strength. This is already turning into a nightmare season. I'm going to take to Fentanyl before this is out."

Miami put up 70 points on Denver. The Miami rookie running back had a huge day. Mostert did too but he always gets injured. I wonder if Falace is still holding on to Russ for trade bait?

"On the plus side, there's some half-funny footage of a Jets fan in the stadium almost losing his teeth while cunting off the team from the sidelines! It is going to be another LONG year in Gotham."

"In stark contrast, I'm watching the Jets and it is fucking painful. Again! All the hope of a good season evaporated after four plays of the first game. When Rodgers went down, it seemed to suck the life out of even Saleh. Now, we've got a struggling quarterback (Wilson), who was supposed to sit and learn behind Rodgers for at least a year, trying to lead an offense designed by a co-ordinator who was brought in because he ran Rodgers' complex offense in Green Bay. Wilson is shot to shit already. He has no idea what he's doing in this system. He keeps looking at areas of the field where there are no receivers. I feel a bit sorry for him, even though he's an over-confident jock. He was struggling in the NFL anyway - now he's trying to run a notoriously difficult offense he has not had the time to learn. Just run the football. All season long. Where's Mike ""fucking"" White when you need him?!"

This is proper thumping now.

Absurd no-look TD shovel pass from Tua - Go 'fins. My decision to bench Courtland Sutton is looking stupider as this match progresses.

Diggs with a torn ACL is a massive blow Having two shutdown corners was making it hard for QB's tk get the ball out early which in turn was helping the pass rush get home Not sure if they'll make a move or go with Bland moving to the outside

"CMC is fine, they are limiting his snap count to keep him fresh for the entire season. You can expect more of the same moving forward. Mitchell and Mason will get more Carrie's especially if we are comfortably ahead. We missed Aiyuk yesterday but the new kid Bell looks like a great find, Just have to stay healthy. Now we have a long week to prepare for the Cardinals."

"Another comfortable win and some great beasting runs after catch from Deebo. Hope McCaffrey is all good, was counting my money at halftime but then he was literally only given about 4 players in the entire 2nd half to shaft me bet wise and probably annoy every fucker who has him in their fantasy team."

Browns signed Kareem hunt. Worth picking up.

"nutsin, they conceded over 200 yards on the ground against the eagles. the problem the chargers have is their pass defence has been terrible and they may get behind early against a vikings air attack that's been great both weeks"

Can Akers traded to the Vikes. Ekeler still out injured not looking like he will play against the Vikes this week. Looks like Joshua Kelly will get the start again. Bad showing last week for Kelly but lit it up against the Dolphins week 1. How's the Vikes Run D? If I was playing fantasy I'd be all over either of these two.

Chubb done for the season. Brutal knee injury. Hard to see him coming back from that. http://pic.twitter.com/Os3ZjVlRB5

"Funny to see the Cowboy fans all giddy again as per. It's the same every year, they're just like the Spurs fans. Always chirping how good they are and how they are gonna do this and gonna do that up until they lay an egg when it really matters and then they all go into a major melt down. It's good to watch but you'd think they'd at least try to reign it in a bit just once."

crystal falace 6:27 Sun Sep 17 Sorry but I didn't fancy either of those. Not going to take the piss on Pittman as he gets in your side starting team. If anyone fancies taking Jerry Jeudy off my hands I'm open to offers.

Two games in 10 points allowed it's a pretty decent start. Fair enough the jets had their back up QB but we still put 30 points on the board and reall stopped playing half way through the 3rd quarter against a defender that is supposed to be the real deal. Dak has his critics but he was near faultless last night and MM's play calling seems to of simplified the game for him. CeeDee was exceptional pollard was steady and the two back RB's both contributed as did Tolbert at WR with cooks out. Oline looks great but there is absolutely no depth and we are 2/3 injuries away from a massive drop off. Parsons alone could make us a Superbowl team he is truly unbelievable if you haven't seen his first sack last night just watch it it's not humanly possible for somebody that big to be that fast. The rest of the defence were very very good last but he single Handedly dismantled the jets offence piece by piece. Just like all the top team it Will completely depend on who stays healthy but we have a real chance. With 9mill of cap space I'd like a couple of players in FA especially on the Oline Tyrone smith is a walking bandage and it's only a matter of time before he goes down. Fingers crossed the big guns stay healthy

"Unlucky Burnsy, thought your mob played well and the rookie WR looks decent. Purdy needs to improve in certain moments, but he's definitely going the right way so staying fit more important!!"

"Only two games into the season (one ruined for Jets fans after just four plays!), but I have to say that Dallas defense looks like the real deal. Really well drilled outfit, with a deep defensive roster and several looks - all effective. Norf's brother is doing a fine job! Admittedly, Zach Wilson is trying to re-find his feet leading a team he was not expecting to lead so soon into the season. But Dallas did not give him time to settle or familiarise himself with his main weapons - did a thoroughly professional job on him. Wilson will have better days, but there's little doubt he's a drop off from Rodgers. Going to be another hard grind this season - but we can win games. Too early to talk in detail about what happens longer-term with Rodgers, but if the Jets/Saleh have any sense they will focus a lot of scouting resources on QBs (draft, free agents and trades) from here to December. Nobody would blame Rodgers for walking away from the game. He's 40 next birthday, and it's a LONG haul back from an achilles injury at that age."

Another Niner win at Sofi! 9 wins in a row against the Rams in the regular season now. Giants up next on Thursday night football. Niners on a roll! Purdy missed a couple of deep balls today but also made some nice throws. Deebo and CMC are just too good.