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"If you are stuck at home and bored like me. How about exercising the old grey cells? I have for a number of years run quiz nights and couple of times a year. I was due to do one tomorrow which is now cancelled So I have a bank of questions sitting in my computer's hard drive. They are quite eclectic in their nature. I am thinking I could put up a set of questions for which you write down your answers. After 30mins or so I will put up the answers. DO NOT POST YOUR ANSWERS. before I post the right answers. You mark your own answers and post your score. I will then record the scores and at the end of the ""lockdown"" we will see who is WHO's brainbox supreme. Obiviously no looking up the answers (you only cheat yourselves) Word of warning these won't be easy questions as they have been devised for teams of six. Forming teams on here might be too problematic. So I'll try to pick out the easier questions. Any interest?"

Thanks Mad Dog. 12 here.

6. Thanks.

"What was roald dahls first book? The gremlins 2. What was Charlie's surname in Charlie and the chocolate factory? bucket 3. What does bfg stand for? Big friendly giant 4.there was a Fuck ton of ingredients in George's marvelous medicine. Name one There‚Äôs a total of 34 ¬? Toothpaste ¬? Golden gloss hair shampoo ¬? Superfoam shaving soap ¬? Vitamin enriched face cream ¬? Scarlet nail varnish ¬? Hair remover ¬? Dishworth's dandruff cure ¬? Brillident false teeth cleaner ¬? Nevermore ponging deodorant ¬? Liquid paraffin ¬? Helga's hairset ¬? Perfume: 'Flower of turnips' ¬? Pink plaster powder ¬? Lipsticks ¬? Superwhite washing powder ¬? Waxwell floor polish ¬? Flea powder for dogs ¬? Canary seed ¬? Dark tan shoe polish ¬? Curry powder ¬? Mustard powder ¬? 'Extra hot' chilli sauce ¬? Black peppercorns ¬? Horseradish sauce ¬? Gin ¬? Fowl pest powder to mix with feed ¬? Purple pills for hoarse horses ¬? Thick yellowish liquid for cows ¬? Sheep dip ¬? Pig pills for swine sickness ¬? Engine oil ¬? Antifreeze ¬? Grease ¬? Dark brown gloss paint 5 what year did roald dahl die? 1990 6. I'm which book would you find Mrs trunchbull matilda 7. What was the follow up book to Charlie and the chocolate factory? Clarlie and the great glass elevator 8 who is roald dahl's model granddaugher? Sophie dahl 9 who is quinten Blake? The illustrator for the majority of Roald Dahl‚Äôs stories 10. Which company is bastardising his books for the wimpy ass woke pansy crowd (I'm not happy about this)? Puffin (but I‚Äôll accept penguin who is a subsidiary of puffin) 11. Who wrote gangsta granny and the boy in the dress? David walliams 12. In this week's episode of South park ""world wide privacy tour"" the ginger Prince had a book called ""waagh"", what is the real name of Prince Harry's book? spare 13. Who wrote hitchhikers guide to the galaxy? Douglas adams 14. Who wrote the tale of Peter rabbit? Beatrix potter 15. What dear did a.a. milne write about? Winnnie the pooh"

"9 for me yesterday (Wednesday), thanks."

"Seeing as roald dahl.has been in the news this week.... 1. What was roald dahl's first book? 2. What was Charlie's surname in Charlie and the chocolate factory? 3. What does b.f.g. stand for? 4.there was a fuck ton of ingredients in George's marvelous medicine. Name one 5 what year did roald dahl die? 6. I'm which book would you find Mrs trunchbull 7. What was the follow up book to Charlie and the chocolate factory? 8 who is roald dahl's model granddaugher? 9 who is quinten Blake? 10. Which company is bastardising his books for the wimpy ass woke pansy crowd (I'm not happy about this)? 11. Who wrote gangsta granny and the boy in the dress? 12. In this week's episode of South park ""world wide privacy tour"" the ginger Prince had a book called ""waagh"", what is the real name of Prince Harry's book? 13. Who wrote hitchhikers guide to the galaxy? 14. Who wrote the tale of Peter rabbit? 15. What bear did a.a. milne write about"

8 for me thanks Zico

"8 today, good memories. If you are interested in Pripyat, there is a great Youtuber, Bald and Bankrupt, watched by a few on here, who did some great short videos down there a few years ago that are well worth a watch. Old Kolya had his own YT channel last time I checked (he's probably passed away now)"

"Big Ron sitting in the wrong dugout. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfhLi2gyG8E And my favourite, Mick McCarthy getting spooked. WTF was going on there?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OQT1psCoAc"

"I didn't. I just couldn't remember who it was. As soon as I saw, I remembered. It came flooding back."

"MD I'm shocked, what did you put? Zeb, if I remember lightly Today didn't last too long>? And yes I know MD put a similar Challenger question in a couple of weeks ago but I couldn't be arsed to change it!"

10 today. Ironically one the ones I got wrong was Today along with Picasso

6 cheers zico

9. And I'm kicking myself over Ron atkinson

9. And I'm kicking myself over Ron atkinson

"1986 January - Space Shuttle Challenger disaster – STS-51-L: Space Shuttle Challenger disintegrates 73 seconds after launch from the United States, killing the crew of seven astronauts, including schoolteacher ………………... Christa McAuliffe February - ………………..reaches its perihelion, the closest point to the Sun, during its second visit to the solar system in the 20th century (the first was in 1910). Halley's Comet March - The national tabloid newspaper ………………..launches from Wapping. It pioneers the use of computer photo typesetting and full-colour offset printing at a time when British national newspapers are still using Linotype machines and letterpress. Today April - The Chernobyl disaster occurs on 26 April 1986 at the No. 4 reactor in the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, near the city of ……………….. in the north of the Ukrainian SSR in the Soviet Union. Pripyat May – West Ham finish third in the English First Division, their best ever finish. ……………….. is awarded Hammer of the Year. Tony Cottee June - The World Cup ends in Mexico with Argentina as winners and ………………..runners-up. West Germany July - Estate agent ………………..vanishes after a meeting in London. She was declared legally dead in 1994, but her body has still not been found and the case remains unsolved to the present day. Suzy Lamplugh August - Two weeks after it was stolen, the painting Weeping Woman by ………………… is found in a locker at the Spencer Street Station in Melbourne, Australia. Pablo Picasso September - ………………..becomes the first black Anglican Church bishop in South Africa. Desmond Tutu October - ………………..resigns as Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party over allegations concerning prostitutes. Jeffrey Archer November - Alex Ferguson is appointed manager of Manchester United football club following the dismissal of ………………..after more than five years in charge. Ron Atkinson December - ………………..narrates his last ever Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends episode with the second series finale, Thomas & the Missing Christmas Tree on ITV. Ringo Starr"

"1986 January - Space Shuttle Challenger disaster – STS-51-L: Space Shuttle Challenger disintegrates 73 seconds after launch from the United States, killing the crew of seven astronauts, including schoolteacher ………………... February - ………………..reaches its perihelion, the closest point to the Sun, during its second visit to the solar system in the 20th century (the first was in 1910). March - The national tabloid newspaper ………………..launches from Wapping. It pioneers the use of computer photo typesetting and full-colour offset printing at a time when British national newspapers are still using Linotype machines and letterpress. April - The Chernobyl disaster occurs on 26 April 1986 at the No. 4 reactor in the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, near the city of ……………….. in the north of the Ukrainian SSR in the Soviet Union. May – West Ham finish third in the English First Division, their best ever finish. ……………….. is awarded Hammer of the Year. June - The World Cup ends in Mexico with Argentina as winners and ………………..runners-up. July - Estate agent ………………..vanishes after a meeting in London. She was declared legally dead in 1994, but her body has still not been found and the case remains unsolved to the present day. August - Two weeks after it was stolen, the painting Weeping Woman by ………………… is found in a locker at the Spencer Street Station in Melbourne, Australia. September - ………………..becomes the first black Anglican Church bishop in South Africa. October - ………………..resigns as Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party over allegations concerning prostitutes. November - Alex Ferguson is appointed manager of Manchester United football club following the dismissal of ………………..after more than five years in charge. December - ………………..narrates his last ever Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends episode with the second series finale, Thomas & the Missing Christmas Tree on ITV."

6 thanks

6 thanks

5 thanks

"10 today thanks Zico, Zero for yesterday just too pissed off after Sunday to consider anything West Ham related!"

5. Gracias

"1985 January - The first mobile phone network in the UK is launched by………………... (The second would be Cellnet, on 7 January.) Vodafone February - EastEnders, the BBC One soap opera set in the fictional London Borough of………………., debuts. Walford March - …………………. buys the London-based department store company Harrods. Mohammed Al Fayed April - ………………. becomes the first Western pop group to perform in China when they play a concert in Beijing's Workers Stadium during an historic 10-day visit. Wham! May - Thirty-nine spectators are killed in rioting on the terraces during the European Cup final between Liverpool F.C. and Juventus at the Heysel Stadium in Brussels, Belgium. Not that it matters but Juventus won the game by……………… 1-0 June - Prior to this year's Wimbledon, the seedings we're announced. The men's no. 1 seed for this event was John McEnroe and the women's seed sees two number ones, ………………..and ………………... Chris Evert, Martina Navratilova (point for each) July - The Live Aid concert takes place in Wembley Stadium, London, UK, and JFK Stadium in ……………….., USA. Philadelphia August - 55 people are killed in a UK air disaster at ………………..International Airport when a British Airtours Boeing 737 burst into flames after the pilot aborts the take-off. Manchester September - ………………..is arrested on suspicion of murdering his adoptive parents, sister and two nephews in last month's White House Farm murders. Jeremy Bamber October - The Space Shuttle……………….. makes its maiden flight. Atlantis November - At age 22, ………………..became the youngest-ever undisputed World Chess Champion by defeating then-champion Anatoly Karpov. Garry Kasparov December - Roger Moore steps down from the role of James Bond after twelve years and seven films, his last being ……………….. A View To A Kill"

"1985 January - The first mobile phone network in the UK is launched by………………... (The second would be Cellnet, on 7 January.) February - EastEnders, the BBC One soap opera set in the fictional London Borough of………………., debuts. March - …………………. buys the London-based department store company Harrods. April - ………………. becomes the first Western pop group to perform in China when they play a concert in Beijing's Workers Stadium during an historic 10-day visit. May - Thirty-nine spectators are killed in rioting on the terraces during the European Cup final between Liverpool F.C. and Juventus at the Heysel Stadium in Brussels, Belgium. Not that it matters but Juventus won the game by……………… June - Prior to this year's Wimbledon, the seedings we're announced. The men's no. 1 seed for this event was John McEnroe and the women's seed sees two number ones, ………………..and ………………... July - The Live Aid concert takes place in Wembley Stadium, London, UK, and JFK Stadium in ……………….., USA. August - 55 people are killed in a UK air disaster at ………………..International Airport when a British Airtours Boeing 737 burst into flames after the pilot aborts the take-off. September - ………………..is arrested on suspicion of murdering his adoptive parents, sister and two nephews in last month's White House Farm murders. October - The Space Shuttle……………….. makes its maiden flight. November - At age 22, ………………..became the youngest-ever undisputed World Chess Champion by defeating then-champion Anatoly Karpov. December - Roger Moore steps down from the role of James Bond after twelve years and seven films, his last being ……………….."

"Yeah, I did know that and that quote was him stamping his feet over the refusal. Good manager but lost without Peter Taylor"

The irony is Cough I believe Cloughie tried to sign Brooking and Moore when he was at Derby. Greenwood told him where to go!