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Another year and another set of movies being released.

As always there are a few surprises throughout the year that come out but the big movies look to be good ones this year:

- The Gentlemen
- Jojo Rabbit
- 1917
- Uncut Gems
- Bombshell
-Bad Boys for Life
- The Lighthouse
- Just Mercy
- A Beautiful Day in the Neighbourhood
- Parasite
- Birds of Prey
- Dolittle
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Bloodshot
- Portrait of a Lady on Fire
- Dark Waters
- Onward
- A Quiet Place: Part 2
- Mulan
- Bond: No Time to Die
- The New Mutants
- Black Widow
- Scoob!
- Fast and Furious 9
- Wonder Woman 1984
- Ghostbusters: Afterlife
- Minions: The Rise of Gru
- Tenet
- Top Gun: Maverick
- Jungle Cruise
- Morbius
- Bill & Ted Face the Music
- The King's Man
- Halloween Kills
- Eternals
- Gozilla vs. Kong
- Dune
- Coming 2 America
- West Side Story

"Block It’s james wan isn’t it? If so, in fairness it should be good. The bit where sub zero cuts someone, freezes the blood that splashes out and uses that as a weapon is very good. And you get ‘get over here’ and an Aussie Kano announcing him winning - it’s a great trailer! Won’t be a patch on the 1995 film though!!"

Saint Maud was so fucking boring.

"Anyone seen the Mortal Kombat trailer? Not sure what to make of it, in all honesty."

Updated title of thread as fuck all of those films (or any others) got released last year.

"Tenet Fuck knows what that was about, not helped by every cսnt mumbling either. Looks nice though and the soundtrack is quality."

The 12th Man. NETFLIX.

CLASSIC norm!

SAVING PRIVATE RYAN.. Hollywoke at its best.. WE DIDN'T EVEN EXIST FFS Just like the 4000 holes in Blackburn.. LANCASHIRE. FUCKIN CUNTS

SAVING PRIVATE RYAN.. Hollywoke at its best.. WE DIDN'T EVEN EXIST FFS Just like the 4000 holes in Blackburn.. LANCASHIRE. FUCKIN CUNTS

THE GENTLEMEN involves the kerb crawling MINGE..so be fucked if I'll lower myself to watch that. BREXIT and THE DON have really exposed the cesspit. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Northern Sold 7:12 Mon Feb 15 Now you're talkin

chillthekeel that's more like it. TOM HANKS IS A GREAT ACTOR... but fuck me..that lifestyle.. Well fuck them cunts.. I take comfort in the absolute CERTAINTY that Lee Marvin would ripped these woke fucks a new one.. AND SAT BACK AND SPARKED UP IN DESPAIR AT THE FANNIES

Saw Barb And Star Go To Vista Del Mar tonight and it's quite funny if you just want to turn your brain off for an hour and a half. Most of you will think it's shit (and I wouldn't judge you for it) but I quite like jokes like 'I've always wanted to be a portrait photographer because I am a people person. Apparently you can tell a lot about the way people look when you see their face'. ...and a song that goes 'now I am climbing up a palm tree like a cat climbing a palm tree that's decided it wants to climb up a palm tree'.

You not see it?.. Hostiles was the same.. WHITE MAN BAD TANGO MAN BAD. HOLLYWOKE GOOD

Soldo 2.47 Very WOKE. WHITE MAN BAD

Watched Paul Greengrass Tom Hanks newbie Western News of the World... really enjoyed... the young girl (Johanna) is some talent... real superstar in the making.

"I LOVED Saint Maud but my missus only thought it so-so. There again it's right up my street, a story about people with shit lives becoming religious nutcases. It kind of explains the mindset that carries out these terrible terrorist attacks but does it subtly. Last night I saw Willie's Wonderland. Nicolas Cage attacked by animatronic kid's animals possessed by witchcraft. He doesn't say a single word in the whole film. I was hoping that it would be like Mandy, a film that I loved, but it wasn't. Comfortably the worst Nic Cage film that I have ever seen and that's saying something."

"Yeah really enjoyed `The Dig' Ted... great story. Sat down and watched Lawrence of Arabia last night for the umpteenth time... full whacked on surround sound... absolute and utter perfection in a film... magnificent. ""THIS IS MY FUCKING WELL"""

"Watched ""The Dig"" yesterday thoroughly enjoyed it. Can we not have another thread for 2021 with a list of what ever films were actually made please Hammers 1993 ? Yes I'm a lazy bastard but I'm not really a film critic :-)"

"Westham67 5:30 Tue Nov 17 Just watched it. Excellent film and goes to show what can be done for a budget of a few hundred grand. He's about to direct the Hollywood version, but no doubt they'll fuck it up by showing the car chases etc. It would work brilliantly on stage, too. Great recommendation, cheers."

"Bumping this for 2021. Saint Maud, particularly the final ten minutes. Excellent new UK psychohorror. Impressive work from the debut writer/director."

"Not recent, but can definitely recommend Kajaki on Netflix – a flick about the true story of when a group of Paras get stuck in a minefield in Afghanistan in 2006. Talk about a living nightmare. Not for the squeamish, but 10/10 for the makeup department."

"Unless or course if you happen to talk Swahili,Bangladeshi slang or fucking chink."

Just watched Dark Waters easily the best film of the year.

Due out next summer. Paramount doesn’t want to sell it to one of the streaming companies. Like they have done with Coming to America 2.