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New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
by les marteaux
Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Mar 2023, 04:04
by arsene york-hunt
"A girl I once knew called Maxie Invited strange cocks up her jacksie, She didn't mind where, On the bed, or a chair, Down the pub, or in her Dad's taxi. In that taxi I went for a trip, And the greedy cսnt asked for a tip.m"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Mar 2023, 00:40
by Hello Mrs. Jones
Playing Bach's Cello suite in B minor The punters could see her vagina The silly old bimbo Had her legs all akimbo But it made her playing much finer A girl I once knew called Maxie Invited strange cocks up her jacksie
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Mar 2023, 00:35
by Hello Mrs. Jones
"After Brighton, what more can be said, Moyes’ credibilty’s now in the red If we lose to the Villa That'll sure be the killer I think I'll put a gun to my head A girl I once knew called Maxie Invited strange cocks up her jacksie"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Mar 2023, 00:17
by arsene york-hunt
"After Brighton, what more can be said, Moyes’ credibilty’s now in the red To sack him Sully can't It'll be like with Grant. So fans are fucked over instead. Playing Bach's Cello suite in B minor The punters could see her vagina."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Mar 2023, 21:41
by Helmut Shown
"Next up we have Aston Villa Will defeat be the final Killer An effort immense From our leaky defence With the speed of a caterpillar After Brighton, what more can be said, Moyes’ credibilty’s now in the red"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Mar 2023, 21:41
by Helmut Shown
"Next up we have Aston Villa Will defeat be the final Killer An effort immense From our leaky defence With the speed of a caterpillar After Brighton, what more can be said, Moyes’ credibilty’s now in the red"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Mar 2023, 18:14
by arsene york-hunt
"I had a quick gander At hotels in Rwanda. I need lots of dough, On bribes to go, And Dorises from Uganda. Next up we have Aston Villa Will defeat be the final Killer"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Mar 2023, 07:00
by Mike Oxsaw
"At the last match I heard quite clear '""Does your boyfriend know you're here?"" ""He does - I must say,"" ""And not one of of gay"" ""I think that's what's called a bum steer"". I had a quick gander At hotels in Rwanda."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Mar 2023, 01:59
by Hello Mrs. Jones
"An old man I know called Cliffy Could never quite get a stiffy But don't be forlorn When he sat watching porn It made him come in a jiffy At the last match I heard quite clear '""Does your boyfriend know you're here?"""
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 06 Mar 2023, 18:43
by arsene york-hunt
"Whilst blowing on an old didgeridoo I inhaled and got a gob full of poo It had nuts and sweetcorn, It gave me the horn, Then my copraphilia grew. An old man I know called Cliffy Could never quite get a stiffy"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 06 Mar 2023, 18:31
by cup of tea
A MILF from quite near Milton Keynes Had a hole in the crotch of her jeans Although good for pissing The sound made was hissing Whilst flicking her old crusty bean Whilst blowing on an old didgeridoo I inhaled and got a gob full of poo
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 06 Mar 2023, 18:16
by arsene york-hunt
"Moysie has got a brass neck He’s still there the team’s on the deck, No matter the game The tactics the same Going for a big severance cheque? A MILF from quite near Milton Keynes Had a hole in the crotch of her jeans"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 06 Mar 2023, 14:15
by Helmut Shown
"Now Covid is back in the news, The politics give me the blues. On so many fronts The Tories are cunts They can stick their advice up their flues Moysie has got a brass neck He’s still there the team’s on the deck"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 06 Mar 2023, 08:33
by Mike Oxsaw
"While everyone else gets the sack, For more, Moyes keeps on coming back. He knows he is safe, 'Cos Sully has faith, He'll stop the team playing like cack. Now Covid is back in the news, The politics give me the blues."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 05 Mar 2023, 17:20
by arsene york-hunt
"She visited the Dalai Lama Hoping to improve her karma, Absolution for sins And a few West Ham wins He told her fuck off! What a charmer. While everyone else gets the sack, For more, Moyes keeps on coming back."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 05 Mar 2023, 14:35
by Boycie
There was a young man called Still When he managed a game his club paid a bill He said he’d come to West Ham We said yes you can Come on you irons sign Will
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 05 Mar 2023, 14:35
by Boycie
There was a young man called Still When he managed a game his club paid a bill He said he’d come to West Ham We said yes you can Come on you irons sign Will
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 04 Mar 2023, 16:39
by Helmut Shown
"A poster on here - a real face, Said something that was out of place. Prejudices may abound On this site i have found They hate everyone, no matter what race. She visited the Dalai Lama Hoping to improve her karma"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 03 Mar 2023, 15:23
by Mike Oxsaw
"A young man from near Chittagong, Did something that was very wrong. He silently farted, In a lift, then departed, And left there a very bad pong. A poster on here - a real face, Said something that was out of place."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 03 Mar 2023, 15:08
by arsene york-hunt
"Williamson the Tory berk Thinks only him does any work, He siad teachers are lazy, And some think that crazy, But their long holidays are a perk. A young man from near Chittagong, Did something that was very wrong."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 03 Mar 2023, 15:08
by arsene york-hunt
"Williamson the Tory berk Thinks only him does any work, He siad teachers are lazy, And some think that crazy, But their long holidays are a perk. A young man from near Chittagong, Did something that was very wrong."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 02 Mar 2023, 20:45
by Helmut Shown
Declan Rice for England chose to play A malignant cսnt now has his say. Its not very nice He's wants to lower the price Cos those northern cunts don't want to pay Williamson the Tory berk Thinks only him does any work
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 02 Mar 2023, 12:53
by arsene york-hunt
"Their coverage always causes rancour ITV and that Roy Keane wanker, A psychopathic thug And a bit of a mug, The man is a festering canker. Declan Rice for England chose to play A malignant cսnt's now has his say."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 02 Mar 2023, 10:09
by Helmut Shown
"Tonight I've got steak for my tea, With mushrooms & chips - lucky me! But West Ham in the cup Made me want to throw it up Capitulation I don't want to see Their coverage always causes rancour ITV and that Roy Keane wanker"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 Mar 2023, 14:45
by Mike Oxsaw
"A plane was ready to take a, Criminal back to Jamaica The Lillies said ""No!"" ""It just cannot go!"" ""So what if he is a life taker!"" Tonight I've got steak for my tea, With mushrooms & chips - lucky me!"