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". ........... V Goodison Park Sat 2nd March 15:00 GMT VAR Tony Harrington Craig Pawson : (12) - 57 3 Pickford, Godfrey, Branthwaite, Tarkowski ¬©, Mykolenko, Harrison, Onana, Garner, McNeil, Doucour?©, Beto Subs: Virg??nia (GK), Patterson, Keane, Young, Coleman, Gomes, Dobbin, Chermiti, Calvert-Lewin Areola, Coufal, Mavropanos, Zouma ¬©, Emerson, Souƒçek, ?Ålvarez, Ward-Prowse, Paquet?°, Kudus, Bowen Subs: Fabia?Ñski (GK), Johnson, Ogbonna, Aguerd, Cresswell, Phillips, Mubama, Ings, Antonio Everton 1/1: Draw 5/2: West Ham 13/5 ."

"Optimistic this game so COYI. Alverez is on 9 Yellows, wonder if he ""picks up"" one in this game, will make sense TBH!!!! Although it sees him miss 2 games, surely Burnley at home and then Villa, Philips can fill in, will also keep him rested for the 2 EL games, before the run in and some tougher fixtures. You know it makes sense!"

"I remember the 1986 match there to decide which team finished as runner’s up. They beat us 3-1 on the night but by then our players were absolutely shagged and the spirit had gone after being pipped by Liverpool the previous Saturday. I remember just before the match a big barrel chested police sergeant standing right in front of our away end, holding one of those big wooden pace sticks that the Liverpool police used to have and thrusting his chest out as coins rained down upon him from our supporters. He had the last laugh when he picked them up and pocketed them all when the match started."

Nah RM10 not from me just conjecture of how good or bad it may of been. Even then that’s rare…..

*beat*

"last time I went to goodison was in 1999, despite getting best 6-0 it was still a funny day. rows with a particular old bill while in the queue, only to have him standing right next to me near the away stand and the banter/piss taking/friction continuing for another hour. by the last half hour, our fans start pretending we were scoring goals and celebrating like lunatics. the look on the locals faces ?üòÇ"

No watch no opinion then. But you will

I look forward to seeing the result and that will decide whether I might want to watch MOTD….either choice is a meh…..

Leonard Hatred 9:25 Thu Feb 29 Re: ‚ö? Everton v West Ham - Official Match Thread - Preview

"Is this the latest thing now? To come on here and post about how competitively un-arsed you are about watching West Ham? How did you become such cunts? By the way, Come Dine With Me is on telly tomorrow, but I won't be watching it. No fucking way. I'm going to hide in the shed all day to make sure I don't see a single second of it. I just thought I'd let you know."

"Love to see us win, but their players will be up for it more. 2-0 to them."

"Love to see us win, but their players will be up for it more. 2-0 to them."

"Ah, might have known that if someone was going to try to police another person's posts it would be Manuel."

Manuel - I have my firestick with me but the hotel TV has no Hdmi... Can watch on phone though.. Have a 11am flight.. So don't fancy a late one..

":-) I'm still undecided too, what a wrench to have to watch your own team play football. Thankfully for exile he has now been spared this awful experience after his missus has now told him what he's doing on Saturday. Btw, there's a lot of 3pm games on Sat, so would need to find a bar with a few screens if you're outside."

Manuel - In case you're interested I'm undecided on whether to watch this yet :-)

"exile - Nobody gives a fuck if you are watching or not, go and bore somebody else."

"Of course, I meant Calvert-Lewin, not Watkins, who scored in the reverse fixture. Fortunately something has indeed come up so I will spared from feeling obliged to watch this shit-show."

Tyrannosaurus ?ü¶ñ vs Brontosaurus ?ü¶ï Can't wait

"It won’t be a surprise to lose this one. The West Ham way, that some on here will appreciate."

Everton 1 West Ham 0 Dominic Calvert-Lewin to score. Absolute unstoppable destiny

"Was just about to say the same, Moyes v Dyche, what an extravagant football occasion it will be, bet FIFA are already getting the cameras ready to film it for future coaching courses."

"Hoof - head - volley - low block. Moyes will have his hands deep in his pockets watching Tarowski thinking would could have been, getting more aroused every time he industrially goes through the back of Bowen. Won’t be one for the ages, that’s for sure."

"I unfortunately chose the reverse fixture last autumn for one of my occasional visits to the Bowl. It was one of the most fucking dire games of football ever, two dinosaur managers trying to out-dinosaur each other. The only difference between the sides was a clever finish from Watkins. I'm hoping something comes up to stop me watching this one."

JIMMY HUSBAND ! a Stupid fucking name

"I used to quite like Everton when they had the 'Holy Trinity'of Ball, Kendall and Harvey and then Kendall's team in the 80's. Started to dislike them when they became a dour, obstinate team under Moyes and they've probably become even worse under Dyche. Hopefully we can wise up to their 'black arts' and draw yellow cards from thugs such as Tarkowski before the likes of him does serious damage to Bowen or Paqueta!"