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West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 16 Aug 2025, 17:07
by muskie

Odds slashed from 5/1 to 7/2.

Watch this space.

I think we're fucked.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 26 Jan 2026, 10:02
by El Scorchio
Manuel wrote: 26 Jan 2026, 02:38
Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: 26 Jan 2026, 02:10
yngwies Cat" wrote: 25 Jan 2026, 17:15 Palace coming down with decorations.
Hopefully they will join the bottom feeders.
They are reminding me of Moyes's last season...
players are thick as mince..but not that thick.
When you KNOW the gaffer has downed tools it's only heading one way.
I can't see us catching them , but it's certainly not impossible...
(Note. : to myself ..don't go down the rabbit hole).
They will sack Glasner if they keep losing.
Yeah, they'll have no choice but to. They probably should have done it already, the moment the discontent boiled over. Chances are they'll have enough to stay up with what they got before it went tits but we could be right on their tail in about three weeks. i don;t see them getting anything off Forest (who's fixtures will see them pull clear) or Brighton, and then if they fail to beat either Burnley or Wolves (coming between their Europe play off tie), you don't see where many other points are coming from at all- maybe Leeds or Everton but the rest of their fixtures look quite tough. Crucially we still have a crack at them so if we are close and beat them, that could be huge.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 26 Jan 2026, 02:38
by Manuel
Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: 26 Jan 2026, 02:10
yngwies Cat" wrote: 25 Jan 2026, 17:15 Palace coming down with decorations.
Hopefully they will join the bottom feeders.
They are reminding me of Moyes's last season...
players are thick as mince..but not that thick.
When you KNOW the gaffer has downed tools it's only heading one way.
I can't see us catching them , but it's certainly not impossible...
(Note. : to myself ..don't go down the rabbit hole).
They will sack Glasner if they keep losing.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 26 Jan 2026, 02:37
by Manuel
Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: 26 Jan 2026, 01:56
Manuel wrote: 26 Jan 2026, 01:28 If Leeds win tonight it will look grim, or grimmer. We need a favour from the ginger one.
It would help us for sure THIS WEEK  , but far from grim if Leeds Utd get a result there.
It's all about what WE do from here.
You'll drive yourself insane if you go down the rabbit hole of other clubs and stats and all that noise .

We sort ourselves out.. and what will be will be




Yea yea I keep seeing this theory being banded around of late and to an extent can see the point, if we keep winning then we stay up, yes, but if you want to be realistic about the situation we are going to be fucked if the teams above us keep winning, you are going to have to end up getting north of 40 points.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 26 Jan 2026, 02:10
by Monsieur merde de cheval
yngwies Cat" wrote: 25 Jan 2026, 17:15 Palace coming down with decorations.
Hopefully they will join the bottom feeders.
They are reminding me of Moyes's last season...
players are thick as mince..but not that thick.
When you KNOW the gaffer has downed tools it's only heading one way.
I can't see us catching them , but it's certainly not impossible...
(Note. : to myself ..don't go down the rabbit hole).

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 26 Jan 2026, 01:56
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Manuel wrote: 26 Jan 2026, 01:28 If Leeds win tonight it will look grim, or grimmer. We need a favour from the ginger one.
It would help us for sure THIS WEEK  , but far from grim if Leeds Utd get a result there.
It's all about what WE do from here.
You'll drive yourself insane if you go down the rabbit hole of other clubs and stats and all that noise .

We sort ourselves out.. and what will be will be





Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 26 Jan 2026, 01:48
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Slowly ..slowly..catchy monkey

Keep doing what WE  are doing and ignore  the rest

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 26 Jan 2026, 01:28
by Manuel
If Leeds win tonight it will look grim, or grimmer. We need a favour from the ginger one.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 26 Jan 2026, 01:21
by Manuel
Eastside surge" wrote: 25 Jan 2026, 18:45 Crystal Palace now 10-1 for relegation, they were 25-1 last week I reckon they could be the team we end up having to overhaul 
Nah not for me, fanciful stuff. They have home games against Wolves and Burnley coming up, and if they keep losing they will sack Glasner and probably get a bounce.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 20:31
by Mex Martillo
Just think if we had not won!
Slowly, slowly

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 19:56
by BBondsBootlaces
Not beating the teams in and around us will sink us.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 19:36
by El Scorchio
Eastside surge" wrote: 25 Jan 2026, 18:45 Crystal Palace now 10-1 for relegation, they were 25-1 last week I reckon they could be the team we end up having to overhaul 
Put a couple of quid on them at 22 during the week

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 19:06
by Sir Alf
Thx Toms. Its one of the only things I excel in. 🥴

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 18:45
by Eastside surge
Crystal Palace now 10-1 for relegation, they were 25-1 last week I reckon they could be the team we end up having to overhaul 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 18:34
by Tomshardware
Alf you are one miserable and boring cսnt.  I thought I was a miserable and boring bastard but you even surpass me.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 18:29
by Fauxstralian
I think we catch Palace & Tottenham 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 18:28
by pdcwhu
I think we catch leeds

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 18:08
by El Scorchio
Can’t see Palace getting any joy if sticking with Glasner. He’s unhappy anc doesn’t want to be there and the players are unhappy and probably some of them don’t want to be there. Mateta wants out and it’s likely Wharton will as well after seeing the heart of their side depart in 18 months. 

They should sack him now really. It would be in their best interests. But I hope they don’t for our best interests. 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 18:04
by Sir Alf
Lets see how Sullivan supports Nuno in the transfer market this week. Get better back up at CB and central midfield and we might have the resources to give it a go but ideally we need a team or two to go into or continue to have a long run of defeats / no wins until end of season.  Trouble is that teams like Spurs will pull the plug on their manager soon and probably get a bounce and we’re 3 wins behind them. Palace have Glasner and while they are struggling currently, he had the same thing last season in one spell but turned them around. 

Leeds get a result tomorrow and its really looking bleak again.  I know Im a misery but I like to face reality head on and “have seen this film before” 3 times.  

We shall see. Need a few other results to start going our way thats for sure.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 18:00
by smartypants
It’s highly likely we will go into the last game of season 3rd from bottom and 2 points behind Leeds. That should be entertaining.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 17:51
by Fauxstralian
Can’t trust anyone to help us … not Scousers or West London ladyboys like Brentford
Think high 30’s will be needed which means maybe 6 wins out of 15
If we can’t win that many we deserve to go
Number 1 can be Chelsea next week

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 17:42
by Bondholder
We've been in worse situations, however Forest have played most of the big teams twice and we still have to play City, United, Liverpool, Villa and Chelsea. The damage was really done during December so now it's just a case of hitting and hoping now that other teams plummet. 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 17:15
by yngwies Cat
Palace coming down with decorations.
Hopefully they will join the bottom feeders.

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:47
by Fortunes Hiding
Fook me. 

Alf is a miserable fooker. 

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:43
by honky cat
Ok
We'll have to beat chelsea then. Which we will ...

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Posted: 25 Jan 2026, 16:30
by Vexed
eusebiovic wrote: 25 Jan 2026, 16:26 The cold hard facts are we've won 5 out of 23 matches.

We need 7 wins out of 15 to stay up. I get the feeling that 40 points might be needed this season.

Plenty of teams have done it before but it's a tall order to be honest.

Didn't Leicester win 7 out of 9 to avoid relegation the season before they were champions?

Rock bottom as well if I remember correctly 🤔
We dont need seven wins. We need a point more than one of the other cunts. Five wins, three draws sees us safe. This is achievable if we play like we have in the last two.