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Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 12:26
by the coming of gary
".. QPR, Morocco, and a maverick talent, so gets compared to Adel Taarabt. great little player ."
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 05 Oct 2021, 22:10
by Nurse Ratched
"To be fair, we're pretty flipping good at cheese puns, too."
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 05 Oct 2021, 22:06
by gph
Eely is char?
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 05 Oct 2021, 15:31
by Hammer and Pickle
You mean he has a SOLID PLAICE in the squad?
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 05 Oct 2021, 15:16
by Coffee
"Fair try, everyone. But WHO's expertise lies in fish puns."
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 05 Oct 2021, 13:09
by Hello Mrs. Jones
I'm not sure he'd settee-l into the team quickly
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 05 Oct 2021, 13:06
by Russ of the BML
Good player. Very good at CUSHION headers.
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 05 Oct 2021, 12:55
by wanstead_hammer
He’ll soon realise that we like to play it on the DECK.
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 05 Oct 2021, 12:42
by Side of Ham
I’ve heard he struggles to get a FUTON the ball so he will struggle in the Premier League.
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 05 Oct 2021, 12:30
by nychammer
"""........... and his career is SOFA so good"" I think we'll bring him in as COVER"
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 23:09
by zebthecat
He'd fit in nicely with Finnish midfield dynamo Antti Macassar.
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 20:18
by Hammer and Pickle
The DIRECTOR is CUSHY and his career is SOFA so good.
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 19:31
by Jaan Kenbrovin
Recently split up with Shane Long’s younger sister Chaise. Didn’t work out as he likes staying in whilst she’s the outdoors type.
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 19:27
by Lee Trundle
He has a distant cousin playing in Poland. Iliaski BENCH
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 19:26
by gph
"Needs a decent manager to upholster him, so he becomes a top gun..."
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 19:22
by SteveJacko
Will end up on the bench
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 19:11
by Nurse Ratched
* bashes forehead on desk* IS HE A WING BACK? (so frigging obvious) S'matter with you lot today?
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 15:31
by WHU(Exeter)
"Heard we tabled an offer for Chair in the last window, but QPR pulled the rug from underneath it"
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 15:31
by WHU(Exeter)
"Heard we tabled an offer for Chair in the last window, but QPR pulled the rug from underneath it"
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 15:05
by stepney hammer
Recent goal he scored he was through on goal with just the goalie to beat. He took the ball round the keeper SITTING HIM DOWN in the process before scoring.
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 14:47
by WHU(Exeter)
When asked about any possible move he reclined to comment
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 14:46
by Kaiser Zoso
He might tell us to swivel
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 14:44
by charlie paynter
I thought he was off to CHESTERFIELD
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 14:43
by atb trev
I heard he is ELECTRIC
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 14:30
by Sven Roeder
Gets the fans out of their SEATS
Re: Ilias Chair - QPR
Posted: 04 Oct 2021, 14:26
by nychammer
Reminds me of chaise long who plays for Seathampton