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"Viagra -what does your mate think ? My mate who just happens to be similar age to me states they are a god send for them over 60, but you must take them with water otherwise it brings on a massive headache and his doctors warned him not to be a smart arse and take 2 at a time as that will bring on a heart attack and he will die! but die happy maybe. anyway what does your mate think ? Perverts the lot of you ."

My mate got one stuck in his throat once. Had a stiff neck for weeks.

"Tex, is it true you were into 'stiffies' of a different kind?"

Cialis is much bett?®r...

I didn’t take water with mine and ended up with a stiff neck

"Many years ago, a mate of mine's ex was owed a grand by her dad for years (he lived abroad) and she came home with a bag of 100 viagra tablets in payment (the dad said they were worth a tenner each - they weren't!) Said ex, decided to give my mate a chopped up tablet in his beer after a few, but luckily only gave him about a quarter of a tablet as she dropped the rest on the floor when she chopped it up with a carving knife on the kitchen worktop when she was a bit tipsy. My mate said he went for a pee an hour later and started pissing over the cistern. An interesting night ensued apparently and he had a hard on for over three days that would not go away. And he also mentioned the crashing headache that took four paracetemol per day to get rid of. I'm not sure I know that friend any more. The story about how viagra was invented/discovered was amusing."

My mate reckons that if your mate needs the help of viagra at just 60 years of age he has some physical problems on the go.

Texas Iron takes half of one But that’s because he likes a little stiff