Can you use the loo if your other half is having a bath?

[wd40]

I'm allowed a wee if desperate but do get the look so try to avoid but suggesting a number 2 would just get me shot. Could imagine well not imagine but think lot of you wouldn't even pull the chain afterwards and leave the lid up. So can you do a Di Canio and burst in as he did in his advert ? The other way round? -you fucking pervert's even thinking about it .

[chim chim cha boo]

"I live in a one bedroom flat and due to the medication I take, if I have to go I have to go. My missus used to be 'oh Chim' until one day I shit in the kitchen sink and she had to get rid of it with a chopstick. Okay, that's not true but I said it to her anyway. Now the only time she shuts the bathroom door fully is because she's having a Tom. I make it a point of honour to walk past the door and say loudly ''alright baby? Having a shit are you'? I think finally she gets that when your old man takes about 30 pills a day he's going to have to sit on the throne quite a lot and you can't stay demure forever."

[bruuuno]

I would never shit in front of a woman unless it was a nurse or a carer or something. I try not to fart in front of them too.

[zebthecat]

Tomshardware 11:31 Tue Dec 5 Just knew it was going to be that. Genius.

[Tomshardware]

https://youtu.be/cCzebM-zZzY?si=b4LyF-B8MWyzMIG-