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“Nods” I’ll start. Clapping the opposition goal keeper before and at HT before the match starts.

A decent manager

"Today’s attendance is 34,000 LOL"

Arsenal winning

Saturday I meant .

Fuckin 3.00pm kick offs on a Sunday.

Penners

Men with Club feet

The Percy Dalton's bloke walking round the pitch selling peanuts and people passing the bags up and the money for them down! The crush to get out of the North Bank when your feet didn't touch the groud we were so packed in like sardines and the sign saying remember Ibrox! I used to be able to pay to get the train up and see the games on the proceeds of my paper round! I never dreamed I'd be able to afford a season ticket one day

Soldo

The peanut seller walking round the pitch.

Referees from the south of England

Young woody walking from Stratford Station to the Carpenters.

DM boots minus the laces

"Monty and his bugle, Igor the programme seller (he was recently at the Trevor Brooking signing at Romford and a few pounds heavier), the peanut seller, the Corps of commissionaires in the director’s box."

*you’re

"Willwall, your Willwall no one cares….."

mallard 12:58 Sat Feb 10 I don't know how people even got it there? I remember being a few rows in front and being so pleased I hadn't got a seat in there.

mallard 12:58 Sat Feb 10 I don't know how people even got it there? I remember being a few rows in front and being so pleased I hadn't got a seat in there.

Side of Ham No-one cares that I once gave a personally abusive cսnt returns. So maybe it wasn‚Äôt best done when he appealed for help but if you ever you or goose need WHO encouragement I‚Äôll do it again you wanker. What‚Äôs it got to do with WH football anyway?

Alphabet Half Time scores in other matches

Alphabet Half Time scores in other matches

Can confirm that Mallard. And I can say this without a trace of hyperbole: I will go to my grave cherishing every second of the experience

"The back of the East stand was the worst place I’ve ever sat at the Boleyn. Despite the 1-0 victory over Spurs (Sinclair), the cramped seats and roof blocking my view was horrific! Restricted Views"

"As usual Willwall, you try and reinvent how your sick comment occurred….here’s another one….the ban you got for posting another lot of sick shit on the Anxiety/depression thread…..there’s plenty more as you’ve been a consistent sicko over the years…..yet STILL you’ll try and make out you’ve been the victim…..YAWN"

Game I went with chim was a LEONARD with QPR and I was in the rafters of the East Stand so couldn’t really hear much. Joe Cole scored to save our blushes in a game we somehow contrived to fail to win. The whole experience was very moving. I’m not from a football background so one of my great life regrets will always be missing the opportunity to go to games regularly when I was young and growing up in SE3.