West Ham Online

"I'll start you off, Alvin Stardust and Noel Edmunds. Paul Gambacini seems to have got away with it as I was a dispatch rider who regularly went to his house to deliver stuff in the early 90s and a young companion of his (a slightly grubby kid) most of the time answered the door. Of course it was never the same grubby kid. Same with both stars of Little Britain but I don't want to say too much about that. As someone who would gladly snort coke of of a hooker's tits I realise that I am throwing stones in a greenhouse but I am genuinely interested in who YOU thought was a wrong 'un back then and were maybe wrong about?"

Are modern celebrities / pop stars any different? Its true that some are quite rightly called out but others seem to escape censure and dont get prosecuted / cancelled John Peel LEGALLY married a 15yo in the US Jimmy Page and his 13yo girfriend .... introduced by D Bowie

"Geoffrey from Rainbow, behind the friendly facade there was a sinister predator"

A geezer that was known by millions as the Hairy Cornflake not surprisingly found himself in the dock Shane Ritchie played the field back in the day but never seems to be any dirt thrown at him. Any celebrity starting up through the red coat/holiday camp entertainer route in them days probably had there fair share of young women and I doubt if any ers checking any birth certificate s.

"What does surprise me is that many seem to have a personal get/stay out of jail free card on this matter, even though it's an open secret What doesn't surprise me is young men taking advantage of all the free pussy (and often ring-pieces) offering itself to them - I suspect it would have to be a 10-pinter and you'd already drunk 12 pints to still turn it down. It also wouldn't surprise me if some pompous pious prick tried to make an issue out of my views.* * - I'll add ""And, right on cue..."" now to save me the bother of posting a simpleton-friendly put-down later."

Sorry to speak ill of the dead but Steven Wright? What was going on with those glasses and pitiful moustache? Nailed on that he was into little bitty titty at the Hersham Bop on a Sunday?

"I would've bet my house on BENNY HILL being a nonce, but nobody has ever had a bad word to say about him. Old bloke, never married, never had any sort of relationship with anyone, lived on his own...nailed on, you'd think .."

Kermit the Frog