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Have you all booked your holidays for this year ? Where you off to ? Opportunity for some massive zoltaneering !

Aberdeen. No doubt about that.

Dubai at Easter Ibiza in June for misses 50th. Somewhere in Spain in August with Grandkids Australia (Brisbane) end of September. Usually shoot off somewhere in December as well.

Singapore and then Japan in three weeks' time. Hoping to get to Lesotho in July but it's not looking likely.

Off to Perth (not Scotland) in a few weeks then in May doing a weekend in Delft (via Rotterdam) to use up a Eurostar voucher they gave me for abandoning me in Belgium on the way to Amsterdam last year to see the Vermeer exhibition. Went to Lisbon last year so doing a trip to Porto in late May. Nothing lined up beyond June as may need eye surgery at some point so keeping some days up my sleeve.

"Glad you took it in the spirit it was meant, Boots! Depending on circumstances, I would like to go to Europe for maybe 12 nights when the Euro's is on, couple of different cities with 2/3 games on every day, pubs full, you can't go wrong. Probably wouldn't even bother with the UK."

"Got to love Manuel, made me lol ! Zico, I went to Alberta last year as my sister lives in Calgary Banff is great but gets incredibly busy and there is literally nowhere to park. Make sure you go to Lake Louise, stunning place As for my hols, off to Marrakech in 3 weeks, been before, absolutely love it there Mini cruise in May to Belgium and Holland then nothing else planned as we are moving in the summer"

"In Thailand at the moment on my own for the last 2 weeks and loving it, the Mrs will be joining me Saturday and off to Samui and Phangan.."

"zico 4:05 Thu Feb 29 Did the RM in 2019, Gold class, bit pricey but very nice, had 2 days in Banff beforehand which was great, then did a 10-night Alaska Cruise on Cunard Queen Elizabeth, Excursion are very pricey in Alaska, the dog one in Ketchikan though was good, got to look at the Huskys and all about how they work them in the winter, The Bear sanctuary in Sikta was also good, but for the most par we just got off and walked around the local town, did the Crab thing, was expensive and not sure its worth it, not the biggest fan of Crab, too much work for not much meat but the Mrs loved it. Some great Beers in Alaska and the Red Dog Saloon in Juneu is good for an afternoon drinking and listening to music. Next trip for me is around Southern Japan and Taiwan in 2 weeks' time with Holland America Cruise line, then only back for a few weeks and going to the UK, hadnt planned it but family issues call."

"Awww, this is nice, all discussing your holiday plans. Mumsnet cunts, but yea let's all take the piss out of KUMB :-)"

Istanbul Couple of third division football games and the buildings.

"Exile. It wasn't my first idea of a holiday but my ex and I are still good friends and I know she always wanted to go so we thought we would go for it. Looking forward to it. Three nights in Banff, Mountaineer, stop over in Jasper, back on the Mountaineer, night in Vancouver then Celebrity Cruise to Alaska. Then one night in Vancouver again. Only problem is deciding on cruise excursions. Already have two in Banff but do I go for all you can eat crab or risk getting mauled by a Grizzly!"

"zico - we did the Rocky Mountaineer a few years ago - a bit weird but worth doing, though I actually preferred driving around the Rockies. The scenery and wildlife are absolutely stunning. Fancied a bit more scenery and wildlife this year so we're going to Mull and Iona in early June, before the midges get too bad."

Was looking at Cornwall but the prices are crazy right now for a 2-week stay in any type of accommodation

Majorca

Nothing too far flung for me. Just back from Tenerife and have the algarve booked for September.

"Montenegro, kos, guardamar de segura."

"Croatia in May. Sri Lanka in a fortnight, and Freiburg next week via Switzerland."

"Croatia in May. Sri Lanka in a fortnight, and Freiburg next week via Switzerland."

"Was meant to visit Skiathos last year for the first time before my late mum fell ill, so it was changed to this July, can't wait."

"Drove down to Normandy last week with my two daughters for a week, stayed in a lovely house in the centre of Honfleur and ponced around Normandy bonjouring the peasants. Probably go to Holland/Germany at Easter and then either south of france or (my choice) drive from Budapest down through Serbia into northern greece in the summer."

April-May - me and the 2 girls flying in and out of Boston (3 nights)for 16 days...amtrak to NY (2 nights) then Amtrak to Washington DC (3 nights) ... pick up a car there and then onto Gettysburg with stay over at Harrisburg (1 night) then drive up to Canadian side of Niagra (2 nights)... then got 5 days to decide how we getting back to Boston... ideally fancy doing NH (Mt Washington) and a bit of Maine (Portland) doing the coast southwards. Then June/July got a week booked with 8 of us (couples MATES )... done Portugal last year and Majorca in 2019 and now got a great all inclusive in Kos... out there for two of the England Euro games so hopefully decent atmosphere in Kos Town..

Off to New York and Brazil. With hopefully a European holiday thrown in somewhere.

"You're getting a 'look' from me, royal."

Perth for 2 weeks to see my boy then 10 days in Melbourne to visit the Mrs lot. 4 nights in Vegas late November.

"Already had my main holiday this year, two week cruise to the Antarctic Peninsula."