West Ham Online

"Very tight this morning, entertaining games, getting rid of the away goal rule is maybe why, and good on them for doing it. Dortmund and Atletico tied at 2-2 and PSG lead Barca by 3-1 although the Catalonian cheats have had a man sent off, about 25 mins plus stoppage to go in both. Edit, 3-2 Dortmund!!!! Great stuff, hope both Spanish teams go out."

"Well that's how you play Moyesball! Surprised Pep took penalty takers De Bruyne and Haaland off, mind you arguably another big game where Haaland hasn't turned up."

Haaland…False 9…

Alvarez will score the winner

"Good to see that entitled bunch of north London poseurs go out, particularly their cheating trans full back. And poor old Paddy won’t be lifting another pot this season by the looks of things."

I think they call it “Schadenfreude.”

The worse bayern team in living memory and arsenal didn't lay a glove on them in that second half

Haaland is not the superstriker I thought he was

… too much down LEFT..

too much down right..

City-Real extra time… Grealish offers little…Haaland Invisible… …Foden not used much… Guardiola poor tactics…too much down right…

Arsenal Out…

Arsenal usually melt

Arsenal have 2 mins to save their season and making a pigs ear of it!

Havertz is fucking shite

Modric on. Love him to pop up with a winner

"Madrid slip up and the bus has been moved...........1-1 game on! got to fancy Man City now. Nive to see the Arsenal look toothless so far in the other, going to see more meltdowns from the entitled fans. LOL"

Expect an absolute ONSLAUGHT from City now.

Expect an absolute ONSLAUGHT from City now.

De Bruyne with an equaliser

Superb stuff

Flicked back to Munich when Bellingham went down and just caught a peach of a header by Kimmich

"Bit of a borefest in Munich so far! neither side seems to want to have a go. Would rather Man City come back and win the other game though, really don't like RM. Big contrast to yesterday's games, which were open, flowing and both sides giving it a go, expect these 2 ties to come alive second half, although RM may get the bus out!."

Rodrygo should be forced to stay off for 5 minutes as much time as he wasted getting treatment. These games would be so much better if you punished time wasting.

"Stunning touch from Bellingham in the build up to the goal. Grealish on the other hand, if he is not winning free kicks from diving, he doesn't do enough for me."

"Anyone know of a stream,"