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Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 13:54
by El Scorchio
Which is better? Straight up 50/50 choice with no other biscuits in the mix. What are you picking? Bourbons for me.

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 08:40
by Manuel
"You can't say Bourbon creams in this day and age, not in the west anyway."

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 08:12
by Coffee
"Don't know about having a thing for them, but I do like Jaffa Cakes a lot and can quite easily devour a whole packet in one go. Do you think the new signings like Bourbon creams? I've been following the new signings without professing an intimate knowledge of them. But if what those ITK say about them, things are looking better than they have for a long time."

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 07:35
by Manuel
"Nonsense?? What discussing the clubs comings and goings, among other things like the UK situation, instead of ignoring all threads but just piping up to talk about biscuits? How very strange. You have a thing a thing about jaffa cakes, don't you. They're OK, but a bit dry, if you can find them that is!"

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 07:28
by Coffee
"Morning, Manuel. Always a delight to read your nonsense. I had you down as a custard cream, but you can never be right all the time. What about Jaffa cakes?"

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 06:13
by Manuel
Nice to see that Coffee has finally found a thread that he feels is worth his input. Bourbons.

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 04:31
by chevy chase
Tim Tams

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 03:48
by factory seconds
if you put a bourbon in a microwave for 20 seconds it tastes like a budget pop tart.

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 02:33
by Hammer and Pickle
I prefer bourbons though custards are more the comfort food kind of biscuit.

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 13 Aug 2024, 02:21
by gph
"Since there are now many different manufacturers of both, the question isn't so simple. The best of Bourbons beats the best of Custards, and the worst of Bourbons beats the worst of Custards. But the best of Custards beats the worst of Bourbons. But I eat these biscuits so rarely I can't remember who makes the best"

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 21:02
by Gary Strodders shank
Anyone tried the Majestics from Iceland? A chocolate bourbon ice-cream

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 18:28
by Side of Ham
Apparently you can't get them no more since brexit © Swiss......

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 15:40
by Leonard Hatred
WHU(E) Yeah I remember them. Disaster You shouldn't fuck about with a classic. Further evidence that too much choice is bad for society.

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 15:35
by WHU(Exeter)
Wasn't there custard creams with an orange flavoured version and ditto pink? The pink ones were horrible IIRC

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 15:27
by On The Ball
"Custard creams. Sweeter, better for dunking."

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 14:50
by Mike Oxsaw
Custard Cremes all the way and I'm henceforth claiming Biscuit Eating Community Minority protection under the government's obviously two-tier public snack consumer laws.

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 14:45
by the coming of gary
"Custard creams are RACIST bourbons talking of biscuits, is it pronounced neece or nyce ?"

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 14:44
by Leonard Hatred
"The custard cream is, and always has been, king of the biscuit world."

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 14:44
by Leonard Hatred
"The custard cream is, and always has been, king of the biscuit world."

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 14:26
by nich the d
Custard Creams...

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 14:24
by Gary Strodders shank
"Bourbons, or in my old nans case broken ones purchased from the fire salvage shop. Malted milk was also a favourite Rich tea a big no go as they would fall in when attempting to dunk You need a biscuit of substance for that game"

Re: Bourbon creams or Custard creams?

Posted: 12 Aug 2024, 14:01
by Coffee
Neither. Both belong in the 1970s. Eat with a cup of milky tea while watching Z Cars and Nationwide.