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The Cooking Thread
Posted: 11 Nov 2024, 09:43
by Hammer and Pickle
So as promised: the intention is we just share recent cooking exploits. Today, I’m posting image links for homemade crumpets with smoked salmon and a chicken fricassée (I love that name) with brine pickles.
As it’s Remembrance Day, I will call an amnesty on all posters I have banned on this thread. The intention is that if you feel the urge to insult, abuse or otherwise cսnt-off-the-bastard, why not keep it on this thread only. The idea is the rest of the site gets more civil.
So, the link
PS - this thread is dedicated to all the posters who think I have ruined the site and need a deporting to Siberia. Thank you yes please.
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2024, 07:29
by Cabbige Savage
Baby swon
the bess
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 15 Dec 2024, 18:46
by Hammer and Pickle
Turned out splendid!
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 06 Dec 2024, 12:07
by Swiss.
Mex Martillo" wrote: ↑24 Nov 2024, 14:04
Swiss. wrote: ↑20 Nov 2024, 12:08
Mex Martillo" wrote: ↑16 Nov 2024, 07:15
That is an incredible load of misinformed bollocks Swiss. No farmed salmon has mites, but probably you mean lice. The lice are only on the outside of the fish. They cannot get inside the fish and so no salmon would go to market with mites inside the fish. Sea lice are the biggest problem for salmon farming. However, the sea lice are controlled, at great expense, in the farming environment and easily cleaned off before market. The good thing about farmed fish is that they are fed well balanced clean feeds, no plastics or pollutants like wild fish. Many wild fish contain micro plastics. You do not get that with farmed fish. Also after harvest, the cold storage and time between slaughter and sale to customers is often much better for framed than wild, so farmed are often fresher and better quality. Taste is different though, for me it is a matter of taste which you prefer. In blind tests farmed often win in people's taste preferences, which usually doesn't go down well, but does show farmed is a good product, just different. I aways buy sustainably farmed fish before wild fish. I avoid fish from unsustainable fishing. There is a !ot, but an incredible amount of unsustainable fish capture, which is destroying our oceans.
More bullshit from Swiss. No hormones used for salmon or any farmed fish sold to customers. You are getting confused with the USA beef and dairy industry.
No you're talking bollocks:
"'Farmed salmon can be raised in conditions that increase the risk of bacteria and parasites, and it may be treated with chemicals such as antibiotics and pesticides"'
Go wild
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 05 Dec 2024, 22:33
by F 129 Row66
.........cheap stereotypes you hope the pikies and lowlife on here will find amusing.
Pikies and lowlife, definition = Anybody who disagrees with H and P.
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 04 Dec 2024, 04:23
by Mike Oxsaw
This thread gets more & more like Facebook every day.
All it needs is someone to go crying to the mods that they must (MUST) "do something" to stop the bickering & attention seeking and the transformation towards the bottom of the internet pond will be complete.
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 03 Dec 2024, 19:17
by goose
Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 19:13
goose wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 19:07
Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 19:00
What you call an imagination is miserable range of cheap stereotypes you hope the pikies and lowlife on here will find amusing. Any yet, you’re still at the end of the feeding chain, both on here and evidently off the site as well. Why don’t you use your imagination to make an original joke? Or even post a pic of a dish you’ve cooked?
I was thinking of posting a picture of a swan I roasted but I’m afraid you’ll be triggered and start crying again.
You mean the bottom of the feeding chain like making desperate YouTube videos to get some work? That kind of thing?
What on Earth are you trying to do by admitting you are basically a simple internet troll?
Don’t start crying & bleating because someone mentioned the karate instructor.
Your fault for being a cuck.
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 03 Dec 2024, 19:13
by Hammer and Pickle
goose wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 19:07
Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 19:00
Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 18:41
Are you really thick enough to believe anyone would find you entertaining?
What you call an imagination is miserable range of cheap stereotypes you hope the pikies and lowlife on here will find amusing. Any yet, you’re still at the end of the feeding chain, both on here and evidently off the site as well. Why don’t you use your imagination to make an original joke? Or even post a pic of a dish you’ve cooked?
I was thinking of posting a picture of a swan I roasted but I’m afraid you’ll be triggered and start crying again.
You mean the bottom of the feeding chain like making desperate YouTube videos to get some work? That kind of thing?
What on Earth are you trying to do by admitting you are basically a simple internet troll?
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 03 Dec 2024, 19:07
by goose
Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 19:00
Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 18:41
goose wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 18:35
Will the karate instructor drop by to say ‘hello’ to his son?
Are you really thick enough to believe anyone would find you entertaining?
What you call an imagination is miserable range of cheap stereotypes you hope the pikies and lowlife on here will find amusing. Any yet, you’re still at the end of the feeding chain, both on here and evidently off the site as well. Why don’t you use your imagination to make an original joke? Or even post a pic of a dish you’ve cooked?
I was thinking of posting a picture of a swan I roasted but I’m afraid you’ll be triggered and start crying again.
You mean the bottom of the feeding chain like making desperate YouTube videos to get some work? That kind of thing?
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 03 Dec 2024, 19:00
by Hammer and Pickle
Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 18:41
goose wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 18:35
Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 18:30
He’s coming home for Christmas from University and we’ve missed him a lot, alright?
Will the karate instructor drop by to say ‘hello’ to his son?
Are you really thick enough to believe anyone would find you entertaining?
What you call an imagination is miserable range of cheap stereotypes you hope the pikies and lowlife on here will find amusing. Any yet, you’re still at the end of the feeding chain, both on here and evidently off the site as well. Why don’t you use your imagination to make an original joke? Or even post a pic of a dish you’ve cooked?
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 03 Dec 2024, 18:50
by goose
Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 18:41
goose wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 18:35
Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 18:30
He’s coming home for Christmas from University and we’ve missed him a lot, alright?
Will the karate instructor drop by to say ‘hello’ to his son?
Are you really thick enough to believe anyone would find you entertaining?
Uh oh looks like I’ve touched a nerve.
I can imagine Christmas with a ‘blended’ family must be triggering for you.
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 03 Dec 2024, 18:41
by Hammer and Pickle
goose wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 18:35
Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 18:30
He’s coming home for Christmas from University and we’ve missed him a lot, alright?
Will the karate instructor drop by to say ‘hello’ to his son?
Are you really thick enough to believe anyone would find you entertaining?
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 03 Dec 2024, 18:35
by goose
Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 18:30
He’s coming home for Christmas from University and we’ve missed him a lot, alright?
Will the karate instructor drop by to say ‘hello’ to his son?
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 03 Dec 2024, 18:32
by Cabbige Savage
he/she
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 03 Dec 2024, 18:30
by Hammer and Pickle
He’s coming home for Christmas from University and we’ve missed him a lot, alright?
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 03 Dec 2024, 18:25
by F 129 Row66
Hammer and Pickle » 03 Dec 2024, 17:54
My for my oldest son comes back from uni for Christmas - can’t wait.
Is your son doing one of those How to Find Offense in the Inoffensive courses. Or is Uni (a word used by cunts) here used as a euphemism for doing bird?
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 03 Dec 2024, 18:18
by Nurse Ratched
ironsofcanada wrote: ↑03 Dec 2024, 17:44
Just picked up my Christmas goose from the Hutterite Colony.
$25 or about £15. Frozen but still.
If it's frozen, I should hope it is bloody still.
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 03 Dec 2024, 17:54
by Hammer and Pickle
Gonna use the last of last year’s goose dripping in a duck confit next week. My for my oldest son comes back from uni for Christmas - can’t wait.
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 03 Dec 2024, 17:44
by ironsofcanada
Just picked up my Christmas goose from the Hutterite Colony.
$25 or about £15. Frozen but still.
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 03 Dec 2024, 16:57
by Cabbige Savage
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 03 Dec 2024, 12:52
by Hammer and Pickle
Perfection!
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 24 Nov 2024, 17:51
by Cabbige Savage
swon tar tar the bess
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 24 Nov 2024, 17:15
by Hammer and Pickle
Yes but I prefer horseradish
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 24 Nov 2024, 17:07
by WHU(Exeter)
PARDON MY IGNORANCE
got any mustard?
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 24 Nov 2024, 17:03
by Hammer and Pickle
WHU(Exeter) wrote: ↑24 Nov 2024, 16:39
Would I be considered an impolite dinner guest, if I asked “what the fuck is going on with all that bread”?
Not at all - it’s the right amount of bread for the dish.
Re: The Cooking Thread
Posted: 24 Nov 2024, 16:39
by WHU(Exeter)
Would I be considered an impolite dinner guest, if I asked “what the fuck is going on with all that bread”?
the bess