Malapropisms you have Heard

[F 129 Row66]

I was once  told by a bloke who was going to Cairo that he was going to see the pyramids and the SPHINCTER

I was also told by someone that David Attenborough is the world's most respected NATURIST.

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Mr Horseshit. Which shed? There are so many here. 

Let Jackie decide 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Remember a bloke in work telling us that Jackie Mann, the ostrich, had been released.
Same bloke told us he’d been watching athletics for disabled people on tv, and reckoned it was the Paramedic Game

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[John Coffey]

Mr Horseshit. Which shed? There are so many here. 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

On my way
HA4 ...I'm here..waiting in the shed



 

 

 

 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

ImrsmRemember a his tidy  work telling us that Jackie Mann, the ostrich, had been blown up ?
Same immigrant told us he’d been watching athletics for disabled people on tv, and reckoned it was the Paramedic Git

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[Monsieur merde de cheval]

On my way
HA4 ...I'm here..waiting in the shed


 

 

 

 

[John Coffey]

Nah. I got this. 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

On my way

That's what they all say

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

On my way
You need help? 
 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Remember a bloke in work telling us that Jackie Mann, the ostrich, had been released.
Same bloke told us he’d been watching athletics for disabled people on tv, and reckoned it was the Paramedic Games. 

Like a moth to a flame..
​​​​​​I'll dip in now and again to remind you girls to up your game.


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[John Coffey]

On my way

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Jackie' s been released?
fuck my old shreddies 

If youre still  about it's time to go

 

[John Coffey]

Remember a bloke in work telling us that Jackie Mann, the ostrich, had been released.
Same bloke told us he’d been watching athletics for disabled people on tv, and reckoned it was the Paramedic Games.