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Malapropisms you have Heard

Posted: 14 Nov 2024, 03:52
by F 129 Row66
I was once  told by a bloke who was going to Cairo that he was going to see the pyramids and the SPHINCTER

I was also told by someone that David Attenborough is the world's most respected NATURIST.

Re: Malapropisms you have Heard

Posted: 14 Nov 2024, 05:03
by Monsieur merde de cheval
John Coffey" wrote: 14 Nov 2024, 05:01 Mr Horseshit. Which shed? There are so many here. 
Let Jackie decide 

Re: Malapropisms you have Heard

Posted: 14 Nov 2024, 05:02
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: 14 Nov 2024, 04:26
John Coffey" wrote: 14 Nov 2024, 04:04 Remember a bloke in work telling us that Jackie Mann, the ostrich, had been released.
Same bloke told us he’d been watching athletics for disabled people on tv, and reckoned it was the Paramedic Game

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Re: Malapropisms you have Heard

Posted: 14 Nov 2024, 05:01
by John Coffey
Mr Horseshit. Which shed? There are so many here. 

Re: Malapropisms you have Heard

Posted: 14 Nov 2024, 05:01
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: 14 Nov 2024, 04:40
Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: 14 Nov 2024, 04:29
John Coffey" wrote: 14 Nov 2024, 04:21 On my way
HA4 ...I'm here..waiting in the shed



 
 
 
 

Re: Malapropisms you have Heard

Posted: 14 Nov 2024, 04:54
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: 14 Nov 2024, 04:26
ImrsmRemember a his tidy  work telling us that Jackie Mann, the ostrich, had been blown up ?
Same immigrant told us he’d been watching athletics for disabled people on tv, and reckoned it was the Paramedic Git

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Re: Malapropisms you have Heard

Posted: 14 Nov 2024, 04:40
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: 14 Nov 2024, 04:29
John Coffey" wrote: 14 Nov 2024, 04:21 On my way
HA4 ...I'm here..waiting in the shed


 
 
 
 

Re: Malapropisms you have Heard

Posted: 14 Nov 2024, 04:39
by John Coffey
Nah. I got this. 

Re: Malapropisms you have Heard

Posted: 14 Nov 2024, 04:30
by Monsieur merde de cheval
John Coffey" wrote: 14 Nov 2024, 04:21 On my way
That's what they all say

Re: Malapropisms you have Heard

Posted: 14 Nov 2024, 04:29
by Monsieur merde de cheval
John Coffey" wrote: 14 Nov 2024, 04:21 On my way
You need help? 
 

Re: Malapropisms you have Heard

Posted: 14 Nov 2024, 04:26
by Monsieur merde de cheval
John Coffey" wrote: 14 Nov 2024, 04:04 Remember a bloke in work telling us that Jackie Mann, the ostrich, had been released.
Same bloke told us he’d been watching athletics for disabled people on tv, and reckoned it was the Paramedic Games. 
Like a moth to a flame..
​​​​​​I'll dip in now and again to remind you girls to up your game.


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Re: Malapropisms you have Heard

Posted: 14 Nov 2024, 04:21
by John Coffey
On my way

Re: Malapropisms you have Heard

Posted: 14 Nov 2024, 04:13
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Jackie' s been released?
fuck my old shreddies 

If youre still  about it's time to go

 

Re: Malapropisms you have Heard

Posted: 14 Nov 2024, 04:04
by John Coffey
Remember a bloke in work telling us that Jackie Mann, the ostrich, had been released.
Same bloke told us he’d been watching athletics for disabled people on tv, and reckoned it was the Paramedic Games.