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Ancestry...Who are you ?

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Monsieur merde de cheval
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Ancestry...Who are you ?

Post Monsieur merde de cheval »

With all the Anti - English /white man  shit going on in our own country at present.. It got me thinking .
 Ill send off for a DNA Kit  analysis of my history .and maybe id finally  find out the  truth that my ancestors were actually black from Somalia .?
turned out worse than that.I'm 52% Celt.
I'm currently on a downer

You ..?

 
Gary Strodders shank
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Post Gary Strodders shank »

During lockdown a bloke down the pub who used to proudly describe himself as English patriot (with the bulldog ) to mstch and huge Brexiteer actually found out he was half French.

Be careful what you wish for ?

 
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Mad Ferret
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Some proper mongrels on here.
Pub Bigot
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joe royal" wrote: 02 Jun 2025, 09:11 Nothing surprising, but seeing as i'm 1% er, you know i'll become a pound shop M dot R. 


 
Only if you’ve killed pussy! 

I’ve just found out that ginger people are actually black and therefore the strands of ginger in my facial hair means I’m at the very least partially black and therefore I will mark black on applications to ensure I qualify for DEI initiatives. With my Jewish heritage I’m a shoe-in! 
joe royal
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Post joe royal »

Nothing surprising, but seeing as i'm 1% er, you know i'll become a pound shop M dot R. 

 
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Mad Ferret
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Post Mad Ferret »

  • 52.2 %
    North and West European
  • 37.3%
  • English
  • 10.5 %
    Scandinavian
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goose
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Post goose »

XKhammer wrote: 01 Jun 2025, 15:48
goose wrote: 01 Jun 2025, 14:20
XKhammer wrote: 01 Jun 2025, 13:48 Well pleased with mine as I'm 0% Eyetie 
40% Gary glitter
40% rolph Harris 
20% disabled Cambodian child
100% Mussolini 
Joyo = 100% ginger nonce
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Post XKhammer »

goose wrote: 01 Jun 2025, 14:20
XKhammer wrote: 01 Jun 2025, 13:48 Well pleased with mine as I'm 0% Eyetie 
40% Gary glitter
40% rolph Harris 
20% disabled Cambodian child
100% Mussolini 
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Far Cough UKunt
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Hello Mrs. Jones" wrote: 01 Jun 2025, 15:26 99% Anglo Saxon
1% Indian

Apparently the phall I had last night skewed the test
That Phall probably skewed your Japanese war flag as well.
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99% Anglo Saxon
1% Indian

Apparently the phall I had last night skewed the test
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XKhammer wrote: 01 Jun 2025, 13:48 Well pleased with mine as I'm 0% Eyetie 
40% Gary glitter
40% rolph Harris 
20% disabled Cambodian child
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Well pleased with mine as I'm 0% Eyetie 
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I did this years ago too and it was mostly unsurprising.
Roughly half Welsh, quarter French and rest mostly English from Somerset/Gloucestershire.
The surprise was 4% Bantu. There must have been some colonial shenanigans a few generations back.
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Did this years ago, and it confirmed what I already knew. Sadly my DNA makeup is mostly Scottish (44%),l and Ashkanazi Jewish (24%). The rest is English and Northwestern Europe (19%), Irish (6%), German (5%) and Cornish (2%). 

I’ve no idea where the Irish and Cornish comes from, the latter of which is English to me, despite the six fingered webbed footed locals protestations. The German is known and makes sense. 

I consider myself English first and foremost, even if racially I’m not, and British. 
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goose
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Post goose »

They found some Cambodian DNA on joyo……… can’t think why 🤔 
honky cat
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These sites will harvest DNA and create AI robots/soldiers all because Doris in Bristol was desperate to find out she was 10% Welsh. 
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Not another plastic paddy...
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