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Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 05:58
by Monsieur merde de cheval
With all the Anti - English /white man shit going on in our own country at present.. It got me thinking .
Ill send off for a DNA Kit analysis of my history .and maybe id finally find out the truth that my ancestors were actually black from Somalia .?
turned out worse than that.I'm 52% Celt.
I'm currently on a downer
You ..?
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 02 Jun 2025, 11:12
by Gary Strodders shank
During lockdown a bloke down the pub who used to proudly describe himself as English patriot (with the bulldog ) to mstch and huge Brexiteer actually found out he was half French.
Be careful what you wish for ?
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 02 Jun 2025, 10:49
by Mad Ferret
Some proper mongrels on here.
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 02 Jun 2025, 10:38
by Pub Bigot
joe royal" wrote: ↑02 Jun 2025, 09:11
Nothing surprising, but seeing as i'm 1% er, you know i'll become a pound shop M dot R.
Only if you’ve killed pussy!
I’ve just found out that ginger people are actually black and therefore the strands of ginger in my facial hair means I’m at the very least partially black and therefore I will mark black on applications to ensure I qualify for DEI initiatives. With my Jewish heritage I’m a shoe-in!
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 02 Jun 2025, 09:11
by joe royal
Nothing surprising, but seeing as i'm 1% er, you know i'll become a pound shop M dot R.
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 16:17
by Mad Ferret
- 52.2 %
North and West European
- 37.3%
- English
- 10.5 %
Scandinavian
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 16:05
by goose
XKhammer wrote: ↑01 Jun 2025, 15:48
goose wrote: ↑01 Jun 2025, 14:20
XKhammer wrote: ↑01 Jun 2025, 13:48
Well pleased with mine as I'm 0% Eyetie
40% Gary glitter
40% rolph Harris
20% disabled Cambodian child
100% Mussolini
Joyo = 100% ginger nonce
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 15:48
by XKhammer
goose wrote: ↑01 Jun 2025, 14:20
XKhammer wrote: ↑01 Jun 2025, 13:48
Well pleased with mine as I'm 0% Eyetie
40% Gary glitter
40% rolph Harris
20% disabled Cambodian child
100% Mussolini
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 15:34
by Far Cough UKunt
Hello Mrs. Jones" wrote: ↑01 Jun 2025, 15:26
99% Anglo Saxon
1% Indian
Apparently the phall I had last night skewed the test
That Phall probably skewed your Japanese war flag as well.
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 15:26
by Hello Mrs. Jones
99% Anglo Saxon
1% Indian
Apparently the phall I had last night skewed the test
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 14:20
by goose
XKhammer wrote: ↑01 Jun 2025, 13:48
Well pleased with mine as I'm 0% Eyetie
40% Gary glitter
40% rolph Harris
20% disabled Cambodian child
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 13:48
by XKhammer
Well pleased with mine as I'm 0% Eyetie
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 10:42
by zebthecat
I did this years ago too and it was mostly unsurprising.
Roughly half Welsh, quarter French and rest mostly English from Somerset/Gloucestershire.
The surprise was 4% Bantu. There must have been some colonial shenanigans a few generations back.
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 08:56
by Pub Bigot
Did this years ago, and it confirmed what I already knew. Sadly my DNA makeup is mostly Scottish (44%),l and Ashkanazi Jewish (24%). The rest is English and Northwestern Europe (19%), Irish (6%), German (5%) and Cornish (2%).
I’ve no idea where the Irish and Cornish comes from, the latter of which is English to me, despite the six fingered webbed footed locals protestations. The German is known and makes sense.
I consider myself English first and foremost, even if racially I’m not, and British.
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 07:45
by goose
They found some Cambodian DNA on joyo……… can’t think why
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 07:26
by honky cat
These sites will harvest DNA and create AI robots/soldiers all because Doris in Bristol was desperate to find out she was 10% Welsh.
Re: Ancestry...Who are you ?
Posted: 01 Jun 2025, 06:56
by Perry Nium
Not another plastic paddy...
