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All that said to me is 

'Member when we won a trophy? Member? Member?'

'Also please please PLEASE don't make us look bad by protesting. Please? Pleeeeease?!'

It reads like several board members vomited their “thoughts” into a bucket. Which was then stirred and rinsed through the arse end of ChatGPT alongside the instructions “don’t make me sound too stupid” and “do make some cheap appeals to a fan base fans we despise”.

As a full-time writer, I can tell you that parts of that statement are AI generated. Nailed on.

"We're not run like a circus anymore"

She's actually trying to gloat about our tin pot Training Facilities by comparison to what some others have.

Basically have admitted that, yes our training facility are embarrassing and league 1 level but it's a safe space where players can jump out of the tumble dryers and do tik toks

Here. Fishy,Fishy,Fishy…..

So what they've done when they decided to rip us away from our Home is to totally mismanage expectations by getting it all back to front.  What they should have done is started off managing expectations by saying, yeah we'll look to be getting regular top half finishes, strong Cup runs, European qualifications in the first 5 years of moving as they've just stated. Yep, sounds realistic and manageable and many would be on board with that to begin with.  

Then the next 5 years after that start aiming for regular top 6 finishes, trying to win 1 of the domestic Cups and try to seriously qualify for the Champions League. But no, the dopey cunts get it all arse about face and end up lying through their teeth to begin with instead raising our fanbase expections through the stratosphere. 

As for qualifying for Europe, we only managed it 3 times out of 9 seasons and 1 of those was because of a newly founded 3rd rate European Cup that suddenly materialised. Nothing close to qualifying for the Champions League in a decade since moving. With regards to League finishes in the top 6 itself, we only managed it once during the freak Covid season that had no crowds (that also helped spark our qualification in to Europe).

Just 4 times we finished inside the top 10 in 9 seasons, going on for 10 this season by the looks of it. I strongly believe today and held this view when we were still at the Boleyn that we could have achieved the same level of success, if not better had we remained. Even taking the heavy pastings at the new Stadium as some kind of barometer for instance where we rarely got tonked at the Boleyn in recent times, yet have suffered many since the move now at 'Home'.

the best bit........

"to reassure all supporters that we continue to listen"




2nd best bit.........

"Sporting Director Mark Noble"

That's not Brady, its computer generated nonsense. Pure ChatGPT.

C&P from Wiki:
Nonsense and misinformation presented as fact by ChatGPT and other LLMs is often called hallucination, bullshitting, confabulation, or delusion. A 2023 analysis estimated that ChatGPT hallucinates around 3% of the time.=10.8333px The term "hallucination" as applied to LLMs is distinct from its meaning in psychology, and the phenomenon in chatbots is more similar to confabulation or bullshitting.

A lazy and insulting statement.

The absolute contempt for the fan base within that statement is the feason I forced myself to stop giving a fuck. There is no joy,optimism or celebration left in me anymore. Misery, rejection and disgust are abundant though and until these cunts have gone, I'll stay this way. If they were going to change,they would have done so by now. They are happy to sit on their fortunes whilst not caring a lot about the fans. As long as we finish at least 17th every season, thats fine as it keeps the tv money rolling in. I've known bad times before with this club and have remained devoted but not anymore. Fuck em!!

More fucking spin than my washing machine.

Cunts

Agreed as below. They’ve completely missed the point & just put out some spin about how great they are.

All that statement is going to do is strengthen everyone's resolve in getting them out.

They're such a bunch of stupid idiots.

No Statement at all would have been better than that Statement.

A clear indication they haven't listened, don't see the need for anything other than cosmetic change and believe they have done a great job! 

An outstanding lack of self-awareness.

Come On You Irons" wrote: ↑18 Sep 2025, 08:24
It also reeks of her as it praises her mate pathetic Potter, even though he is one of our worst ever managers and leading us straight to relegation.

 

 

I cant be arsed to read that, just more excuses, false promises and bull shit, mind you i can't be arsed West Ham these days, a new manager may spark some interest but its really shit and the outlook is just as bleak.

Going into a game at home as the underdog against Crystal fucking Palace just about says it all about this club.

Won't be watching either, last few seasons i have missed more and more games, all just seems so pointless, excuse the pun

RIP

I assumed this was a joke...... and it was!

As I posted on the protest thread last night. The statement has Baroness Botox's grubby mitts all over it but she lacked the bottle this time to even sign it. It's the same guff from her pre-season statement that she did sign, like heralding 14 consecutive seasons in the top flight like that is some amazing achievement to be proud of.

It also reeks of her as it praises her mate pathetic Potter, even though he is one of our worst ever managers and leading us straight to relegation.

What an absolute crock of shit.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind them spending less time on things like FACING THEIR FEARS and do something like learn to defend corners instead.

So apparently we're not sacking cockpiss because the training ground is a Buddhist utopia of healing crystals, incense and anal finger blasting...

Remind me again how many points are won in training?

The training ground is a place of work for professional athletes. It's not a fucking hippie commune.

Hollow corporate froth.

They have no intention of major change, just holding statements like this to detract unrest.
Focus should be on dividing those at the top table - Kretinsky has had a very easy ride so far, stayed virtually anonymous, perhaps focusing on the acquisition of Royal Mail, but he needs to step up, or at least have the spotlight shone at him.

Incompetent arrogant cunts

Makes me fucking sick reading that, you can envisage the words coming out of the slag’s mouth into a dictaphone. Delusional doesn’t get near it, just more fucking downright lies and spin. The cսnt hates us.