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Brentford v Manchester United
League positions: 15 v 8
Current Form Factor: 15 v 16.

Stats say a Man U win, but who can tell?
Draw

Chelsea v Brighton & Hove Albion
League positions: 5 v 13
Current Form Factor: 11 v 10

Chelsea should edge this, but both teams have very similar current forms.
Home Win

Crystal Palace v Liverpool
League positions: 10 v 1    
Current Form Factor: 15 v 41

Stats say Bye-bye Palace, but if Carlsberg did bogey-teams, Palace would be Liverpool's.
Away win

Leeds United v A. F. C. Bournemouth
League positions: 11 v 4
Current Form Factor: 11 v 37

Stats say a win for Bournemouth. I'm not sure - Leeds are buzzin'.
Home Draw.

Manchester City v Burnley
League positions 9 v 18
Current Form Factor: 11 v 9

Whatever the stats say, City win all day long.
Home win.

Nottingham Forest v Sunderland
League positions: 16 v 6
Current Form Factor: 10 v 23

Again the stats suggest a Sunderland win; will their honeymoon ever end?
Draw.

Tottenham Hotspur v Wolverhampton Wanderers
League positions: 3 v 20
Current Form Factor:  31 v 0

Jesus Christ was less nailed on to the cross than this game's result.
Home win (probable rampage).

Aston Villa v Fulham
League positions: 17 v 7
Current Form Factor: 14 v 23

Stats oppose each other. My bollocks ain't big enough to call other than a draw.
Away Draw

Newcastle United v Arsenal
League positions: 12 v 2
Current Form Factor: 21 v 30

Looks Arsenal will be singing the happy toon.
Away win for me.

Everton v West Ham United
League positions: 14 v 19
Current Form Factor: 20 v 13

Stats say home win, heart says home win, head says home win.
Arseholes! Bollocks! cսnt! Tits! Jizz! Fuck it! Got the hump already: Home Win

 

Forest finding out the rigours of European football after 30 years.

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑27 Sep 2025, 19:35 Do like Le Bris with what he's done for Sunderland. 1 to keep an eye on for the future. Especially as we go through managers every 6 months or so.

 

El Scorchio" wrote: ↑27 Sep 2025, 18:44

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑27 Sep 2025, 17:20

nychammer wrote: ↑27 Sep 2025, 17:14 Find myself a little envious of palace as they are right now. Good manager, solid team, proper ground, new owners.  If only eh?

That's sadly how far we have sunk. And apparently that gormless bellend Simon Jordan bangs on about how any Club would be stupid to pass up the opportunity if presented the chance of getting a new Stadium like ours. Yet I would argue Palace wouldn't stand a chance in the Olympic Shithole (if it was nearer to them) amd wouldn't enjoy any of the success they are currently enjoying in an old school rough and ready Stadium with genuine history and Football heritage. 

A classic example of why I never, ever wanted us to fuck The Boleyn off. Moving in to so called bigger and better lucrative Stadiums is NOT always the answer and we were mug enough to go for it. When I say we, I obviously mean GSB. Sadly many did buy in to their bollocks knowing full well the Stadium couldn't be changed.

Hate those Club killing bastards with a passion.  

He also utterly (probably willingly) failed to acknowledge the massive difference between Man City getting their stadium and us getting ours. One designed fully for conversion to football and one designed in spite of the prospect of football. 

Do like Le Bris with what he's done for Sunderland. 1 to keep an eye on for the future. Especially as we go through managers every 6 months or so.

looks like Sullivan's footballing strategy of there being 3 worse teams has taken a set back.

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑27 Sep 2025, 17:20

nychammer wrote: ↑27 Sep 2025, 17:14 Find myself a little envious of palace as they are right now. Good manager, solid team, proper ground, new owners.  If only eh?

That's sadly how far we have sunk. And apparently that gormless bellend Simon Jordan bangs on about how any Club would be stupid to pass up the opportunity if presented the chance of getting a new Stadium like ours. Yet I would argue Palace wouldn't stand a chance in the Olympic Shithole (if it was nearer to them) amd wouldn't enjoy any of the success they are currently enjoying in an old school rough and ready Stadium with genuine history and Football heritage. 

A classic example of why I never, ever wanted us to fuck The Boleyn off. Moving in to so called bigger and better lucrative Stadiums is NOT always the answer and we were mug enough to go for it. When I say we, I obviously mean GSB. Sadly many did buy in to their bollocks knowing full well the Stadium couldn't be changed.

Hate those Club killing bastards with a passion.  

Fat Ange always wins in his 2nd season, so fully expect him to get promotion back to the Premier League at this rate. Nunos ego will definitely be gunning for getting above Forest after his acrimonious sacking.

Forest 0-1 S’land

big Ange having a ‘mare

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑27 Sep 2025, 17:09 Well done to drag yer fucking feet Sullivan on passing up the chance of getting Glasner when we could. Now look at both Clubs. Be careful what you wish for wanting Moyes sacked? I fucking wanted Glasner post-Final you clueless cսnt!  

That should have been us and not Palace with what he's doing there if only we had some genuine ambition and decisive decision making post Europa Conference Final...

nychammer wrote: ↑27 Sep 2025, 17:14 Find myself a little envious of palace as they are right now. Good manager, solid team, proper ground, new owners.  If only eh?

Find myself a little envious of palace as they are right now. Good manager, solid team, proper ground, new owners.  If only eh?

goose wrote: ↑27 Sep 2025, 17:05 2-1 palace

im sure they’ll find a way to rule it out.

Well done to drag yer fucking feet Sullivan on passing up the chance of getting Glasner when we could. Now look at both Clubs. Be careful what you wish for wanting Moyes sacked? I fucking wanted Glasner post-Final you clueless cսnt!  

That should have been us and not Palace with what he's doing there if only we had some genuine ambition and decisive decision making post Europa Conference Final...

2-1 palace

im sure they’ll find a way to rule it out.

Salah/Liverpool's handball not given by VAR. 
They're not even trying to hide the cheating now 

LiVARpool getting the decision again. Other way round and you can bet the goal is ruled out.

Do not rate Keheller one bit.

Lucy Ward ruining a football match again.

Gank wrote: ↑27 Sep 2025, 08:16 How many points will Leeds be awarded for their 'home draw'?

How many points will Leeds be awarded for their 'home draw'?