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If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 16:26
by wils
(Thread at WHU(Exeter)'s suggestion)
For me, difficult to beat either of those two spaniards from Saturday. But Gary Lineker is up there.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 19:10
by honky cat
Leonard Hatred" wrote: ↑02 Feb 2026, 17:38
I'm surprised nobody has said JAMES MCLEAN yet.
I must admit, I quite admire the brass neck and FUCK OFF attitude of the bloke though.
God save our James Mclean
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 19:04
by Hermit Road
Yeah, Jamie O Hara. I think that’s when I went off Noble. He had his chance to put that mouthy little shitbag on his arse and passed it up.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 19:03
by Hermit Road
Good question
Vinny Jones
Dennis Wise (obviously)
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 18:43
by Dick Shaftsbury
That Jamie O'Hara, prick.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 18:39
by violator
Richarliason
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 18:38
by Mex Martillo
Roy Keane
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 18:19
by BRANDED
Ideally some one who’s not going to break your leg later.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 18:04
by The Mercernary
Shaun Wright Phillips, preferably just before he finished Ashton’s career.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:55
by Takashi Miike
Agbonlahor has to be up there, one annoying brummie cսnt
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:48
by Massive Attack
Leonard Hatred" wrote: ↑02 Feb 2026, 17:38
I'm surprised nobody has said JAMES MCLEAN yet.
Great fucking shout!
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:42
by Tomshardware
Maddison.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:39
by Far Cough UKunt
You wouldn't want to punch Luis Suarez, not with those railings.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:38
by Mr Anon
Gary Lineker, easily
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:38
by MaryMillingtonsGhost
Far Cough UKunt" wrote: ↑02 Feb 2026, 17:22
Len, you have Neymar, I raise you Rivaldo.
cսnt.
Would’ve loved to iron that little weasel cսnt Wise out.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:38
by Leonard Hatred
I'm surprised nobody has said JAMES MCLEAN yet.
I must admit, I quite admire the brass neck and FUCK OFF attitude of the bloke though.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:35
by Massive Attack
Good shout.
Keane surprisingly to some maybe actually wouldn't have bothered me all that much.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:29
by Dick Shaftsbury
Luis Suarez
John Terry
Joey Barton
Roy Keane
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:22
by Far Cough UKunt
Len, you have Neymar, I raise you Rivaldo.
cսnt.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:21
by stubbo-admin
Lee Hendrie
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:18
by Far Cough UKunt
The very brave man that Dennis Wise is that he broke a fellow teammates jaw while he was sleeping.
cսnt.
Tried to claim that it was the same as Hartson kicking Berkovic.
cսnt.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:10
by mallard
Dennis Wise
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:08
by ,
The cockroach who plays for Chelsea.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:07
by only1billybonds
Leighton James.
Billy Bremner
Max Kilman
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 17:00
by Massive Attack
zebthecat wrote: ↑02 Feb 2026, 16:59
Gary Neville.
His big mouth and relentess sneaky fouling would have wound me up.
No need. Boogers had him covered so no one else needed to.
Re: If you were a player, which opposition player could you have not resisted punching in the face.
Posted: 02 Feb 2026, 16:59
by zebthecat
Gary Neville.
His big mouth and relentess sneaky fouling would have wound me up.