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Another year and another set of movies being released.

As always there are a few surprises throughout the year that come out but the big movies look to be good ones this year:

- The Gentlemen
- Jojo Rabbit
- 1917
- Uncut Gems
- Bombshell
-Bad Boys for Life
- The Lighthouse
- Just Mercy
- A Beautiful Day in the Neighbourhood
- Parasite
- Birds of Prey
- Dolittle
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Bloodshot
- Portrait of a Lady on Fire
- Dark Waters
- Onward
- A Quiet Place: Part 2
- Mulan
- Bond: No Time to Die
- The New Mutants
- Black Widow
- Scoob!
- Fast and Furious 9
- Wonder Woman 1984
- Ghostbusters: Afterlife
- Minions: The Rise of Gru
- Tenet
- Top Gun: Maverick
- Jungle Cruise
- Morbius
- Bill & Ted Face the Music
- The King's Man
- Halloween Kills
- Eternals
- Gozilla vs. Kong
- Dune
- Coming 2 America
- West Side Story

Manuel

Phoenix is a self-obsessed cսnt from a family of self-obsessed cunts who can't read a room to save his life.

Golden Globes:

Ricky Gervais - spends 20 mins ripping apart Hollywood actors who think they have a 'message' and the God-annointed right to bore us all to death with it.

First up (yes, first up) Joachim Phoenix - blah, blah, blah, the rain forest, blah, blah, blah...

Fuck off.

 

Wow Jim what a beautiful daughter you have. You can easily see why Disney picked her. I found it brilliant when you told us way back when. If I recall correctly you were just about to meet Jennifer Aniston and were pinching yourself that it was all happening.

How much excitement must you feel now? I bet your heart must be trying to leap out of your chest!

I'm genuinely made up for you and your beautiful little film-star girl.

Some of you guys may remember i said my daughter was staring in a film made by Disney a couple of yrs ago. Well it finally comes out on November 22nd and the trailer went live this weekend. I’m so proud i could burst so if you want a heart felt feel good film staring a little West Ham fan then watch on Disney+ next month. Here’s a link to the trailer lads, be kind!!!

Watched A Killer's Memory Saturday night, really enjoyed it. 

Finally got round to watching Wolverine and Deadpool, fell asleep, shite. 

Joker was awful so won't go near the second one, its for people who self diagnose themselves with mental health issues, when really they are just cunts who keep fucking up their life and get on it most weekends. 

Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: ↑05 Oct 2024, 22:39

Manuel wrote: ↑05 Oct 2024, 03:12 I remember when the first Joker film came out and you would hear how dark, depressing and violent it was and it wasn't for the faint of heart etc. I actually held off watching it for a while but didn't find it too much like the above. 

I like Phoenix though, We own the night is a cracking film.

"You were never really here"  is another of his finest efforts too.
He's certaintly not a typecast actor...he's played em all over the yrs

Manuel wrote: ↑05 Oct 2024, 03:12 I remember when the first Joker film came out and you would hear how dark, depressing and violent it was and it wasn't for the faint of heart etc. I actually held off watching it for a while but didn't find it too much like the above. 

I like Phoenix though, We own the night is a cracking film.

zico wrote: ↑30 Sep 2024, 18:24

Mad Dog" wrote: ↑30 Sep 2024, 18:19 Alfs,  I liked it.  

The guy that played taggart died yesterday age 76

He was mid 30s in the first one

John Ashton has died, noooo, absolutely brilliant as Marvin is Midnight Run.

Joker 2 was dreadful.

I remember when the first Joker film came out and you would hear how dark, depressing and violent it was and it wasn't for the faint of heart etc. I actually held off watching it for a while but didn't find it too much like the above. 

I like Phoenix though, We own the night is a cracking film.

Comic book movies ruined the film industry.
 

I read that Phoenix had a dream that he was playing the Joker in a musical and told the director, who then thought 'what a good idea'.  Seems that it wasn't  Shame, I initially liked the ambiguity of the genres. 

Takashi Miike" wrote: ↑04 Oct 2024, 21:05 I hated the original film, so I can only imagine how shit the sequel is

I hated the original film, so I can only imagine how shit the sequel is

Sounds horrendous 

OK, well that was, erm, a total waste of 2.5 hours of my time. If you liked the original JOKER film and are hoping this will be a decent follow up you'll be disappointed.

It's truly awful and yes I can confirm after every 10 minute scene it pans into a musical scene with joker and Gaga.

Best avoided or at least waiting until you can watch for free 

A $200 million musical rewriting on what's gone before is a non starter. Hopefully the paying public gives it a swerve.

I just can't understand the logic of doing something completely different to the first one which was such a success.

I mean, we all know why they've done it, but it still doesn't make any sense.

Lee Trundle" wrote: ↑04 Oct 2024, 15:19 Joker: Folie à Deux is getting awful reviews.

Such a shame they've ruined it.

I enjoyed the first Joker film, so off to see Folie A Deux tomorrow. 

Reviews are not looking good however.

Also, not sure on the musical element.

Joker: Folie à Deux is getting awful reviews.

Such a shame they've ruined it.

Thread title needs updating.

Not a massive film person but enjoyed the Joker so off to see Joker: Folie à Deux in a bit.

 

Swiss - Admit it, you just wanted to swoon over the old timers Pitt and Clooney

I see Pitt is making an F1 type film, bet it ain't as good as Days of Thunder!

Who was that?
The original Taggart died 30 years ago.

Swiss. wrote: ↑02 Oct 2024, 11:29

Joe C" wrote: ↑30 Sep 2024, 12:54 Duchess is by far the worst film I’ve seen for many a year. The bird is about as threatening as a mop, and has substituted any acting ability with “willing to show her arse” - she was more wooden than wood itself. 

And an interesting back story on how she earns her parts - https://variety.com/2020/film/news/char ... 234814357/

No wonder that creepy old nonce Swiss is all
over her

 

I heard you gave your boss a blow job to get that refuse collection job you so love you filthy trash scumbag. 


 

Watched Wolfs last night. Was OK nothing special but my expectations were not high.

Blink Twice was good.