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New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
by les marteaux
Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 25 Jul 2022, 13:22
by arsene york-hunt
"A woman who once shagged a gibbon Denied she was totally smitten' She took his big hard'un In her own front garden, Not what one expects in Thames Ditton. There once was a perverted German In the local church has a sherman"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 25 Jul 2022, 12:26
by Chinkey Weasel
"They say that they're showing ambition But the big deals don't go to fruition So Moyes took a punt On Lingard, that cսnt Who chose Forest, now that is derision A woman who once shagged a gibbon Denied she was totally smitten"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 25 Jul 2022, 12:26
by Chinkey Weasel
"They say that they're showing ambition But the big deals don't go to fruition So Moyes took a punt On Lingard, that cսnt Who chose Forest, now that is derision A woman who once shagged a gibbon Denied she was totally smitten"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 24 Jul 2022, 18:28
by Helmut Shown
I watched the game with a frown. A draw 'gainst mighty Luton Town So it would seem they're still a bogey team More of these teams and we'll drown Tgey say that they're showing ambition But the big deals don't go to fruition
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 24 Jul 2022, 13:04
by arsene york-hunt
"I hope this new boy, Scamacca Wont end up a right pile of Caca, But we'll probably see, An early injury, Brought down by some fucking hacker. I watched the game with a frown. A draw 'gainst mighty Luton Town"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Jul 2022, 16:14
by Hello Mrs. Jones
"A young Essex boy name of Lee Took a big dose of LSD His mate who's a drip Said, 'Did you go on a trip"" ""Yes, but only to Southend on Sea"" I hope this new boy, Scamacca Wont end up a right pile of Caca"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Jul 2022, 15:37
by arsene york-hunt
"To make his penis look long Hung a weight on the end of his dong. When his black mate Trigger, Asked him ""Is it bigger?"" Said ""No but it's black. Pass the bong."" A young Essex boy name of Lee Took a big dose of LSD"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 22 Jul 2022, 22:55
by Helmut Shown
"There was a young man from Belize. Contracted a social disease You sow, so shall you reap If you like fucking sheep Your helmet will smell of bad cheese To make his penis look long He hung a weight on the end of his dong"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 22 Jul 2022, 17:31
by arsene york-hunt
"My holiday start weren't too merry At Dover I've just missed my ferry, But I am not vexeed As I wait for the next, On my tablet I'll watch Tom and Jerry There was a young man from Belize. Contracted a social disease"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 22 Jul 2022, 17:25
by Mike Oxsaw
"Some black music I like very well Al Jolson, Winnifred Atwell But, listening to Drill Just makes me feel ill And Hip-Hop is shouting from hell My holiday start weren't too merry At Dover I've just missed my ferry"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 22 Jul 2022, 17:17
by arsene york-hunt
"A Scotsman was too well built To wear nothing under his kilt, He wears lycra shorts, And his best mate purports There's a cholostomy bag inbuilt. Some black music I like very well Al Jolson, Winnifred Atwell"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 22 Jul 2022, 15:49
by Helmut Shown
A well known shirtlifter called Dent Now can't hold his rectal content His pants were once white Now they’re covered in shite Something he now can’t prevent A Scotsman was too well built To wear nothing under his kilt
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 22 Jul 2022, 04:11
by arsene york-hunt
"I've crabs and they're making me itch They came from that slapper - the bitch! Didn't use a french letter, But I expeccted better From the wife of that Abramovitch. A well known shirtlifter called Dent Now can't hold his rectal content"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Jul 2022, 23:37
by Mike Oxsaw
"There was a Scotsman from Ayr Who got lice in his pubic hair But, as was his bent, He charged them all rent And made lots of money. So there! I've crabs and they're making me itch They came from that slapper - the bitch!"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Jul 2022, 23:07
by Helmut Shown
"There was a young man from Tring Stuffed very large things up his ring A cucumber, a courgette An aubergine for a bet But a marrow would always be king There was a Scotsman from Ayr Who got lice in his pubic hair"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Jul 2022, 22:55
by arsene york-hunt
There was a young man from Tring Stuffed very large things up his RING
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Jul 2022, 22:54
by arsene york-hunt
OK There was a young man from Tring Stuffed very large things up his rong
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Jul 2022, 22:52
by Helmut Shown
The Tories? Their competence doubted Since that twat Bojo was outed
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Jul 2022, 22:52
by arsene york-hunt
"The Tories? Their competence doubted Since that twat Bojo was outed, Hiding in the shade, Is Sir Kier's woke brigade, And majority views will be flouted. If he goes to Forest we'll cuss, The cսnt's bound to score against us."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Jul 2022, 22:52
by Helmut Shown
"Fuck! If he goes to Forest we'll cuss, The cսnt's bound to score against us Resoundingly booed I have to conclude Oh it was ever thus!"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Jul 2022, 22:47
by Helmut Shown
"I sit here and try to compose No rhyme I get, only prose There's nowt in the tank I may have a wank To see if my thought process flows The Tories? Their competence doubted Since that twat Bojo was outed"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Jul 2022, 22:42
by arsene york-hunt
"If he goes to Forest we'll cuss, The cսnt's bound to score against us."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Jul 2022, 22:42
by arsene york-hunt
"If he goes to Forest he we'll cuss, The cսnt's bound to score against us."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Jul 2022, 22:42
by arsene york-hunt
"If he goes to Forest he we'll cuss, The cսnt's bound to score against us."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Jul 2022, 22:40
by arsene york-hunt
"I sit here and try to compose No rhyme I get, only prose ""As a top lim'ricist You must be fockn pissed,"" Said a Scotsman, down from Montrose. If he goes to Forest"