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New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
by les marteaux
Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Jul 2022, 10:57
by Helmut Shown
An old friend of Rishi Sunak. Liked having gay sex up the back. It’s a public school thing Taking cock up the ring They did say they joined for the Craïc I cannot see why all the fuss ‘Bout Tory harridan Liz Truss
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 15 Jul 2022, 17:08
by arsene york-hunt
"Some subjects we cannot discuss, 'cos some mod will lock them and fuss. Grooming Young Destitutes To become prostitutes, We can't say their religion, not us. An old friend of Rishi Sunak. Liked having gay sex up the back. (See, I can do politics)"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 14 Jul 2022, 12:20
by Mike Oxsaw
"A Norwegian man from Svalbard Had a penis permanently hard. He ruined a Finn By plunging straight in, And asked her to mark his score card. Some subjects we cannot discuss, 'cos some mod will lock them and fuss."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 Jul 2022, 22:01
by Helmut Shown
In the interests of political aims Young victims are denied their claims Make the paedos break rocks Then cut off their cocks And cast them into the flames (Bit extreme but it rhymed) A Norwegian man from Svalbard Had a penis permanently hard
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 Jul 2022, 17:09
by Mike Oxsaw
The prime minister we need to renew But the candidature looks like a zoo A silk purse cannot be made From the pig's ears we have displayed And they don't give a fuck about you. In the interests of political aims Young victims are denied their claims
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 Jul 2022, 16:10
by Helmut Shown
There was a young man called Roy Worked in Thailand as a ladyboy Haemorrhoids? He got 'em From rough trade on his bottom Now he's seeking a different employ The prime minister we need to renew But the candidature looks like a zoo
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 12 Jul 2022, 15:23
by arsene york-hunt
"A gay young man from Skegness Would saunter around in a dress Got picked up on the front By an old German cսnt, Who told him he was Rudolf Hess. There was a young man called Roy Worked in Thailand as a ladyboy"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 11 Jul 2022, 12:26
by arsene york-hunt
"Mike Oxsaw 12:39 Sat Jul 9 6,000"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 11 Jul 2022, 12:13
by Helmut Shown
"Ah! that's is a lot more like it. Poetry about Piss and shit Another digression To faecal obsession But better than Boris, I admit A gay young man from Skegness Would saunter around in a dress"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Jul 2022, 17:11
by arsene york-hunt
Let's try that again Ah! that's is a lot more like it. Poetry about Piss and shit
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Jul 2022, 17:08
by arsene york-hunt
While sat on a branch of a tree She decided she needed a pee While she was at it She squeezed out a shit Which landed on Shughie McPhee. Ah! that's is a lot more like it. Poetry about shit and piss.
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Jul 2022, 17:04
by arsene york-hunt
(nt)
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Jul 2022, 15:37
by Helmut Shown
"There's not enough posts on this thread, Guess ""faces"" would rather be dead. They’d rather talk shit ‘Bout Boris and Brexit Ignoring high culture instead While sat on a branch of a tree She decided she needed a pee"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Jul 2022, 12:14
by Mike Oxsaw
"A white criminal being deported, Asked Lammy if his case he supported. The response? A quick cough, And then a ""Fuck off!"" ""You should have been too late aborted!"" There's not enough posts on this thread, Guess ""faces"" would rather be dead."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 Jul 2022, 15:25
by arsene york-hunt
"""I think that I'll start a new hobby, And random MPs I will lobby."" Said the internet troll, Who lives on the dole But was then visited by a bobby. A white criminal being deported, Asked Lammy if his case he supported."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 Jul 2022, 15:25
by arsene york-hunt
"""I think that I'll start a new hobby, And random MPs I will lobby."" Said the internet troll, Who lives on the dole But was then visited by a bobby. A white criminal being deported, Asked Lammy if his case he supported."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 Jul 2022, 12:39
by Mike Oxsaw
"Our MPs, the truth can't belie, Are the best that money can buy. About thirty bob Will get you some knob, A bit more: a pig that will fly. I think that I'll start a new hobby, And random MPs I will lobby."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 Jul 2022, 12:25
by arsene york-hunt
"The candidates for first round elimination Like mug shots at a police station, I'd like very much To vote screaming Lord Such But sadly, he's had his cremation. Our MPs, the truth can't belie, Are the best that money can buy."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 Jul 2022, 11:30
by Helmut Shown
"So, Starmer gets off with his gig, Along with that putrid-faced pig. While the Tories hunt For another big cսnt Next time i think i'll vote Whig The candidates for first round elimination Like mug shots at a police station"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Jul 2022, 17:37
by Mike Oxsaw
"Expense fiddling MPs abound, All now taking the moral high ground They ain't 'alf got some front, We'll end up with a cսnt As there's no other type to be found. So, Starmer gets off with his gig, Along with that putrid-faced pig."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Jul 2022, 15:33
by arsene york-hunt
"Now Putin is dancing with glee Boris has gone - He! He! Macron says ""C'est si bon."" But he's not really gone, There'll be more fuck ups, wait and see. Expense fiddling MPs abound, All now taking the moral high ground"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Jul 2022, 18:37
by Mike Oxsaw
"Boris's ministers advise Go! But they're party to his lies. He did take their word, And he's now a flushed turd, Now. How to get shot of the flies? Now Putin is dancing with glee Boris has gone - He! He!"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Jul 2022, 13:14
by Helmut Shown
"A young lady down on her luck, Offered blokes a discreet Friar Tuck It.might raise eyelids But she.must feed her kids And the government don't give a fuck Boris's ministers advise Go! But they're party to his lies"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 06 Jul 2022, 22:49
by arsene york-hunt
"Poor Boris - his future is toast, But he'll still have more money that most. Nothing left to do. But a military coup. Well he got brexit done, is his boast. A young lady down on her luck, Offered blokes a discreet Friar Tuck"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 06 Jul 2022, 19:30
by Mike Oxsaw
"A young man from South Vietnam On a sex tour of old Amsterdam, Did, just for a wheeze, Coat his knob in soft cheese, Then wave it about on a tram. Poor Boris - his future is toast, But he'll still have more money that most."