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Draw: 17/5
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Another game at the soulless bowl. All eyes will be on the team selection in the first instance, with the hope that we revert to the Everton form, and purge the experimentation of the last two games.

Nuno seems to have confirmed that for him Paqueta is a fixture in the side at 10, so suggestions he might make way look impossible. Fullkrug remains sidelined. Earthy is back in contention, and Mavro remains on the sidelines. Ezra Myers and Fin Herrinck have been called up to train with the first team.

Predicted LineUp:

Areola

Wan Bissaka
Todibo
Kilman
KWP

Potts
Fernandes

Bowen (c)
Paqueta
Summerville

Wilson

Subs:
Hermansen, Igor, Diouf, Magassa, Irving, Soucek, Marshall, Earthy, Guilherme

Predicted Result:
More of the same seems likely, with them on form and another side with a powerful aerial presence. 

West Ham 1 - 3 Newcastle

COYI

Can only see a defeat by 2 goals or more and probably all over by half time.

Last gasp for my acca too, as Manchester fucking United let me down to the tune of 40 quid yesterday.

Being now an exemployee of the club, I shall be watching this indoors, staying behind on the sofa for a good hour at least after the game in protest. I think we could win, like Len says, law of averages and all that innit. 

I think they will expose our weak centre backs once more unfortunately.

We can probably nick a goal but they could hit four or five.

I'm hoping to be pleasantly surprised but my head tells me another defeat 

 

Law of averages are being tested by our weak, inadequate squad. 9 months since a home win and only 2 this calendar year. That is simply a club in freefall.  

The younger players being picked is our last hope as we will be so far cut adrift by xmas that a transfer window will be irrelevant.  Nuno can then start preparations for a future in the championship by bringing thru the core of the U21 team. 

Btw, I doff my cap to the blind faith of 7 posters who think we will win today. 

Leonard Hatred" wrote: ↑02 Nov 2025, 09:20 We will defeat Newcastle by two goals to one.

I know this seems unlikely but we can't always lose, to everyone,  all the time. 

The law of averages says we have to win a game of football sooner or later.

That's SCIENCE, innit.

SCIENCE is on our side.

We will defeat Newcastle by two goals to one.

I know this seems unlikely but we can't always lose, to everyone,  all the time. 

The law of averages says we have to win a game of football sooner or later.

That's SCIENCE, innit.

SCIENCE is on our side.

Any good tips on parking around the bowl? 

Not sure how I missed this thread. Our CBs sound do better if Nuno doesn’t invert the full backs.

Agree about Kilman and Todibo, they’re not going to have grown any bollocks in a week and to keep doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome is fucking ridiculous, the youngsters against Swindon showed more fight and togetherness than our current spine of the team, it’s not going to get better overnight but who knows? Sticking with the same old just gets us the same old. Time for Nuno to be brave.

We can't keep playing Kilman and Todibo. I would go so far to say that playing a U21 CB or Soucek instead of Kilman would be a better option.

It's gonna be a loss anyway. 

Gibson wrote: ↑01 Nov 2025, 09:38 I,d go for Stubbo’s line up except instead of KWP playing and sub I’d have Diouf starting.

THUNDERCLINT wrote: ↑01 Nov 2025, 14:35

nychammer wrote: ↑01 Nov 2025, 13:47 haven't won at home in 9 months and id expect this to be a tough test at the best of times. 
1-3

Is it really that long?

Crazy to think children have been conceived, born and interfered with by joyo since the London Stadium last saw a victory.

Our last home win was 2-0 v Leicester on Feb 27
We haven’t beaten a team currently in the Premier league at home since Jan 14th… 3-2 v Fulham

nychammer wrote: ↑01 Nov 2025, 13:47 haven't won at home in 9 months and id expect this to be a tough test at the best of times. 
1-3

haven't won at home in 9 months and id expect this to be a tough test at the best of times. 
1-3

Hmm. KWP at right back and sub?

It is still more sensible than whatever randoms Nuno will come up with based on the last 2 starting X1s.
If we don't go down it will be a miracle.

Keep it under 3

Nuno wont help but the “Frankenstein” squad of players of 4 managers in 15 months, who had different tactics (high versus low possession ) and with large gaps ( no striker, no physically dominant CB ) , means imo that any manager would be hard pushed to get much out of it.  Even the likes of Glasner, Emery, Pep I contend would struggle to get results with this West Hsm squad against most teams. But Nuno, for some insane reason,  just sabotaged the last 2 games we did have a chance in.  

 

another fucking moron in charge, nothing has changed. we're going down

Unfortunately for us you can’t coach your central defenders to not be cowardly, hopefully Newcastle don’t remember the 8-1 and get a bit vindictive. Whatever, we’re clinging to straws, you can’t give a quarter of a season’s head start to the rest of the league and expect anything other than continuing the trend.

Hopefully the sit in attracts massive numbers and shames the cunts into admitting abject failure. Think it’s going to get worse before it gets better.

I,d go for Stubbo’s line up except instead of KWP playing and sub I’d have Diouf starting.

Fauxstralian wrote: ↑01 Nov 2025, 08:46 Have brought Woltemade into my Fantasy team
Enough said 

Can we at least play a striker , full backs on the right side & not Irving & Soucek in the middle

Have brought Woltemade into my Fantasy team
Enough said 

Can we at least play a striker , full backs on the right side & not Irving & Soucek in the middle

This is an absolute kicking. Woltemade is going to bend Kilman and brutally fuck him the entire game. I can see him scoring a hattrick is a 5-0 loss. 

With stubbo's predicted line-up theres a chance.

With nuno's predicted line up . . . . . .

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0-2 seems to be the regular scoreline at the "fortress" these days!

Was reading that Newcastle have yet to win away this season, perfect timing then for Eddie and his bunch of mercenaries at the Stratford cesspit?

Won't be watching and won't be disappointed or pissed off if we lose as im fully expecting it.