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New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
by les marteaux
Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 12 May 2022, 21:23
by Helmut Shown
"I know I am being quite blunt But that Haarland is one ugly cսnt The stories are legion 'bout this pig faced Norwegian But i wouldnt mind him playing up front Most women, it sets them apart When they tell everyone they don't fart"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 12 May 2022, 19:53
by Hello Mrs. Jones
It seems the seeds have been sowed Next season we may play at Kenilworth road Their ground is in tatters But I don't' mind the Hatters How many ex-Irons? A boatload I know I am being quite blunt But that Haarland is one ugly cսnt
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 12 May 2022, 12:44
by cup of tea
There's only six teams please the media The rest simply make them more greedier but who are the fools Personally I blame you all Season tickets and merch makes you needier It seems the seeds have been sowed Next season we may play at Kenilworth road
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 11 May 2022, 22:32
by Mike Oxsaw
"Things looking bleak now for Leeds, Oh dear, my heart fucking bleeds A Big Club you Say? It don't look that way They're not what the Premiership needs. There's only six teams please the media The rest simply make them more greedier"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 11 May 2022, 22:11
by arsene york-hunt
"My god, I hope the Toffees go down And realise that Lampard's a clown A fact we must confront, Your scouser's a cսnt, Let's hope in their own filth they drown. Things looking bleak now for Leeds, Oh dear, my heart fucking bleeds"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 11 May 2022, 19:15
by Hello Mrs. Jones
"The Levy season is near Tapping up our players, I fear It wouldn't be nice If he went after Rice But Yarmalenko, well, we'd all cheer My god, I hope the Toffees go down And realise that Lampard's a clown"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 May 2022, 23:52
by Helmut Shown
"Had a Sherman one afternoon. When my mum walked into the room It was quite a shock I'd lost my wank sock She went out so I could resume The Levy season is near Tapping up our players, I fear"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 May 2022, 22:54
by arsene york-hunt
"So last week I thought I’d get fired So I jumped ship and have fucking retired Now compounding my ills I've been hit with big bills, The fates against me are conspiring. Had a Sherman one afternoon. When my mum walked into the room."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 May 2022, 17:45
by Alwaysaniron
Its said that Leo Sayer Is a big pink screaming gayer With his weird curly hair He’s oh so debonair And amongst the other pink lads quite a player. So last week I thought I’d get fired So I jumped ship and have fucking retired
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 May 2022, 17:20
by Mike Oxsaw
"There was an old man from Grays Who had very peculiar ways With the tide coming in. He committed no sin, But the tide on the ebb? Ancient ways. It;s said that Leo Sayer, Is a big pink screaming gayer."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 May 2022, 15:39
by Helmut Shown
"A man from the Isle of Dogs, Walked around wearing dutch clogs With gay men communing He went importuning When arrested in Hampstead Heath bogs There was an old man from Grays Who had very peculiar ways"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 May 2022, 15:26
by arsene york-hunt
"oops The young girl was down on all fours, Expecting attention, back-doors She went quite insane, When a fucking great dane, Sniffed her crotch, then ripped off her drawers. A man from the Isle of Dogs, Walked around wearing dutch clogs."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 May 2022, 15:21
by arsene york-hunt
"I'm not sure of points against City I think we will lose, mores the pity, Last weeks score, we'll match it, A win, by a Ratchet. You heard it from me, Walter Mitty. A man from the Isle of Dogs, Walked around wearing dutch clogs."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 May 2022, 11:51
by Mike Oxsaw
"A young girl wanting some action Featured on Naked Attraction With a mouth like a tunnel, Her clunge a ship's funnel The 6th Fleet was scant satisfaction. The young girl was down on all fours, Expecting attention, back-doors"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 May 2022, 11:41
by Helmut Shown
"'m not sure of points against City I think we will lose, mores the pity If we lose, silver lining See Jurgen Klopp whining And the scouser grief? That won’t be pretty! A young girl wanting some action Featured on Naked Attraction"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 May 2022, 05:05
by Hello Mrs. Jones
"Nick Witchell the royal correspondent When i see him it makes me despondent Oh, please don't be sad He's really not bad In fact, he's a very nice gent I'm not sure of points against City I think we will lose, mores the pity"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 May 2022, 00:13
by Helmut Shown
It seems we've another day off To celebrate regent or toff I'm fed up with royals Their women should wear coils To lessen the snouts in the trough Nick Witchell the royal correspondent When i see him it makes me despondent
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 May 2022, 22:06
by Mike Oxsaw
"The neighbours gossip behind closed doors When she walks round the house with no drawers Their unanimous shout Is ""Please let us out!"" We're really devout That's not how you set a table for four It seems we've another day off To celebrate regent or toff"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 May 2022, 19:54
by arsene york-hunt
"Leeds have appointed a yank Its not going well to be frank, Though hardly the cream They still beat our team Our football on that day stank. The neighbours gossip behind closed doors When she walks round the house with no drawers"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 May 2022, 13:25
by Helmut Shown
The women of the US are betrayed If they put an end to Roe versus Wade They'll suffer the fudges Of Trump's redneck judges The rest of the world is dismayed Leeds have appointed a yank Its not going well to be frank
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 May 2022, 20:53
by Hello Mrs. Jones
"Next up we have the canaries, Will West Ham be away with the fairies But our Nobes has got moves Like a horse with sore hooves Pulling a cart for United Dairies The women of the US are betrayed If they put an end to Roe versus Wade"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 May 2022, 20:53
by Hello Mrs. Jones
"Next up we have the canaries, Will West Ham be away with the fairies But our Nobes has got moves Like a horse with sore hooves Pulling a cart for United Dairies The women of the US are betrayed If they put an end to Roe versus Wade"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 May 2022, 14:33
by arsene york-hunt
"Our predictable style of play Allows the thug teams their day, Park the bus and hoofball, With flair, bugger all. Shit teams your nerves, they will fray. Next up we have the canaries, Will West Ham be away with the fairies."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 May 2022, 15:59
by Helmut Shown
"Frankfurt's Nuremburg style crowd' Regimented, repetitive loud, Our attack was so lame, We gifted the game Our left back? no right foot endowed Our predictable style of play Allows thug teams their day"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 06 May 2022, 22:29
by Alfs
"Those cunts in yellow, Should take up the cello As when they're on the football pitches They cheat like two timing bitches And they're cunts, yes they are my fellow."