Page 138 of 361
New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
by les marteaux
Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 28 Dec 2018, 21:46
by Helmut Shown
A dominatrix Marilyn Dished out some rough discipline If you paid the right ackers She'd step on your knackers And stick a nail in your foreskin A man who crossed the Arctic Had frostbite on the end of his dick
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 27 Dec 2018, 14:00
by arsene york-hunt
"Cameron put on his coat And fucked off after the Brexit vote, Now after Brexit, We'll be right in the shit, Thank you, you Etonian scrote. A dominatrix Marilyn Dished out some rough discipline."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 27 Dec 2018, 12:16
by Helmut Shown
There was a young man called Ray Worked in sewers on boxing day vile smells did emit From a surfeit of shit I think he deserved double pay Cameron put on his coat And fucked off after the Brexit vote
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 25 Dec 2018, 14:08
by arsene york-hunt
"I've just pulled a cracker - Oh Joy! For inside - a fat lady boy :-) :-) :-) Also there's a joke, 'Bout a dirty old bloke, A paper hat and cuddly toy. There was a young man called Ray Worked in sewers on boxing day."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 25 Dec 2018, 14:08
by arsene york-hunt
"I've just pulled a cracker - Oh Joy! For inside - a fat lady boy :-) :-) :-) Also there's a joke, 'Bout a dirty old bloke, A paper hat and cuddly toy. There was a young man called Ray Worked in sewers on boxing day."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 25 Dec 2018, 12:13
by Mike Oxsaw
"""This won't hurt a bit now my dear."" Said Santa Claus to a reindeer I'll make your nose glow As inside you I go Now, how's that for good Christmas cheer??? I've just pulled a cracker - Oh Joy! For inside - a fat lady boy :-) :-) :-)"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 25 Dec 2018, 09:14
by arsene york-hunt
"There was a young girl from Arizona Who'd never seen a man with a boner Was overcome with joy, When shown one by a boy She then licked his huge glans corona. ""This won't hurt a bit now my dear."" Said Santa Claus to a reindeer"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 24 Dec 2018, 14:20
by Helmut Shown
Defect*
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 24 Dec 2018, 14:19
by Helmut Shown
"As Levy pondered his club's bill For their new stadium he felt rather ill... On his feet he was unsteady Said ""My life already"" "" I think I'll detect to Brazil"" There was a young girl from Arizona Who'd never seen a man with a boner"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 24 Dec 2018, 14:12
by Helmut Shown
"In a whorehouse in New Orleans, There are 30 girls and two queens And for those on the bend An arsehole to rend I hope that he's not eaten beans There was a young girl from Arizona Who'd never seen a man with a boner"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 24 Dec 2018, 14:11
by Eric Hitchmoe
"In a whorehouse in New Orleans, There are 30 girls and two queens. Be careful to check Down from the neck That your whore does not have a Frank and two beans As Levy pondered his club's bill For their new stadium he felt rather ill..."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 24 Dec 2018, 14:10
by arsene york-hunt
"Lee Mason, Anthony Taylor, Mike Dean Fuck us over whenever they're seen, There's blinding and effing But the standard of reffing. Is little short of obscene. In a whorehouse in New Orleans, There are 30 girls and two queens."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Dec 2018, 21:42
by Helmut Shown
"A plateful of sprouts, it is said, Is good for your heart and your head The effect on the bowels Will cause cramps and howls Be careful you don't shit the bed Lee Mason, Anthony Taylor, Mike Dean Fuck us over whenever they're seen"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Dec 2018, 17:10
by Mike Oxsaw
"There was no bog so Mr. Horner, Had gone for a shit in the corner But he chose the wrong hut 'cos some tourists turned up Mistaking the place for a sauna. A plateful of sprouts, it is said, Is good for your heart and your head"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Dec 2018, 12:49
by arsene york-hunt
"A dirty young boy from Lahore Wrote graffiti on the toilet door, While writing his tome, His mother came home, And threw him roughly to the floor. There was no bog so Mr. Horner, Had gone for a shit in the corner"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Dec 2018, 10:13
by Helmut Shown
"A Spaniard whose name was Cervantes, Had a collection of dirty panties Caught raiding the washing He was given a coshing By a local group of vigilantes A dirty young boy from Lahore Wrote graffiti on the toilet door"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Dec 2018, 01:13
by arsene york-hunt
"A Spaniard whose name was Cervantes, Had a collection of dirty panties"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Dec 2018, 01:12
by arsene york-hunt
"At Stratford you can be sure The standard of ref will be poor Fuck all for the home seem, And penalties it would seem, We don't get them anymore"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Dec 2018, 01:05
by arsene york-hunt
"Our run of wins comes to a halt, We're back down to earth with a jolt. We were, poor to be blunt, But the ref was a cսnt, So there is no need for a revolt. A Spaniard whose name was Cervantes, Had a collection of dirty panties"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Dec 2018, 01:04
by Helmut Shown
"Our run of wins comes to a halt, We're back down to earth with a jolt Their jailbird upfront Is a five-star cսnt With Lee Mason allowing assault At Stratford you can be sure The standard of ref will be poor"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 22 Dec 2018, 21:38
by Mike Oxsaw
"While in Rio I had some time free Thought I'd try arahuasca tea Served by a bint in the raw Who's growler looked sore. I know for a fact it weren't me. Our run of wins comes to a halt, We're back down to earth with a jolt."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Dec 2018, 20:51
by arsene york-hunt
"For Christmas I want a new drone My last one just didn't come home I flew it near Crawley, Now miss it quite sorely, There's a good one on google chrome. While in Rio I had some time free Thought I'd try arahuasca tea"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Dec 2018, 15:38
by Mike Oxsaw
"In a Brothel in French Guiana She did strange things with a banana And, given a grape, Would go down on an ape, But only if he was a charmer. For Christmas I want a new drone My last one just didn't come home"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Dec 2018, 14:04
by arsene york-hunt
"Dele Alli got hit on the bounce Some say ""good job"" the big ponce Some people did moan, This they cannot condone, But laughter was my first response. In a Brothel in French Guiana She did strange things with a banana"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 20 Dec 2018, 18:22
by Helmut Shown
Bonce !