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Another year and another set of movies being released.

As always there are a few surprises throughout the year that come out but the big movies look to be good ones this year:

- The Gentlemen
- Jojo Rabbit
- 1917
- Uncut Gems
- Bombshell
-Bad Boys for Life
- The Lighthouse
- Just Mercy
- A Beautiful Day in the Neighbourhood
- Parasite
- Birds of Prey
- Dolittle
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Bloodshot
- Portrait of a Lady on Fire
- Dark Waters
- Onward
- A Quiet Place: Part 2
- Mulan
- Bond: No Time to Die
- The New Mutants
- Black Widow
- Scoob!
- Fast and Furious 9
- Wonder Woman 1984
- Ghostbusters: Afterlife
- Minions: The Rise of Gru
- Tenet
- Top Gun: Maverick
- Jungle Cruise
- Morbius
- Bill & Ted Face the Music
- The King's Man
- Halloween Kills
- Eternals
- Gozilla vs. Kong
- Dune
- Coming 2 America
- West Side Story

Only watched Dune the other day and thought it was alright. In a good way. For reference I've never read the book and attempted to watch the old version twice and fell asleep both times. Looking forward to part 2.

"Many, Knox Goes Away is a decent 'little film' if you can get over the huge coincidence that just as he's told about the aggressive disease that will wipe his brain within weeks his estranged son turns up on his doorstep having killed someone."

"Sleeping Dogs - Never realised it was basically a whodunnit, and had a whiff of a TV movie about it, but overall I thought it was pretty good and an entertaining, well paced yarn. Anyone seen Knox Goes Away, with Pacino and Keaton?"

"Swiss, did you learn at your incredibly impressive 'study at the BFI' that you should always critique a film 'saw blah blah blah last night and it was blah blah blah even though one of the actors was the gorgeous *good looking bint of the day*? Maybe you should go back to the BFI and enroll on their adult course?"

The Fall Guy is truly shit even with the gorgeous Emily Blunt.

"Loves Lies Bleeding. It's like Thelma and Louise on acid. For me, Rose Glass is the most exciting director since Tarantino's early work."

Wicked Little Letters is a good watch it's comical . Based on a true story

"Land of Bad is a decent watch, albeit a good twenty five minutes too long, though I'll await Swiss' opinion before I recommend it to anyone in my friendship circle, as I would hate to appear culturally naive."

"That's covered in the box set thread, Fonz."

Not a movie but I didn't want to start a new thread on it. Masters of the air is incredible and I highly recommend. If you liked Band of Brothers you'll like this.

RBshorty 5:47 Mon Apr 29 He could well still be regarded as Maximus but in a totally different way.

Zico. Sounds like Crowe is channeling he’s inner Seagal.?

Yay. Another thread being spoiled by bickering twats

"Swiss. 2:03 Mon Apr 29 ''God you guys are easy to wind up.'' Says the most easily wound up poster in the history of WHO, lol. You're a known creep on here, so let's not use the old fishing nonsense with Miss Sweden. As for being boring, yea right, course I am. You're the cսnt who cowered in the corner all night at a slurps night saying fuck all. Give it up, son."

"Swiss. 2:03 Mon Apr 29 ''God you guys are easy to wind up.'' Says the most easily wound up poster in the history of WHO, lol. You're a known creep on here, so let's not use the old fishing nonsense with Miss Sweden. As for being boring, yea right, course I am. You're the cսnt who cowered in the corner all night at a slurps night saying fuck all. Give it up, son."

I live reeeeeeeeeeeeeent freeeereer in Swiss’s head…..

Manuel 8:34 Fri Apr 26 I’ve been pulled up on nothing mate. But a guy trying to give advice on films who didn’t even know Withnail and I was a cult classic is laughable. As for your vagina faced mate Snide and ref Miss Sweden. God you guys are easy to wind up. I heard you two are both boring fucks with no sense of humour . I can see it’s true.

"Russell Crowe Land of Bad on Prime is enjoyable enough, decent action fare although old Russell has the sit down role in this one."

"Sleeping Dogs Is watchable but as Alf’s said, a poor man’s Memento. Thought Anatomy of a Fall deserves the good reviews. Dune Part Two, was better than the first. Darker, empire strikes back formula."

Manuel did you see the picture he put up of the Swedish Miss World contestant he wanked over?.......yep......very easily pleased......

"PS: Accusing posters that pull you up on spouting shit as stalkers went out years ago, fella, but here you are still rolling it out. It says a lot."

"Swiss - Haha, you have a track record on here going way back of giving a thumbs up on utter shit. Just face it, you're very easily pleased."

BFI my backside. more like the Bullshit Fuckwit Institute

Ag Ag Ag

"Pay to do a brief film course at the BFI today and you might well become the next Barry Norman. Very soon you too will be able to come up with serious film analysis, like this: ""Dune 2 was OK. A bit dragged out."" ""That Rudolph Hoess house by concentrating camp film is shit"" ""Sleeping Dogs is good worth a watch but for me I guessed the twist about two thirds in. But I’m a smarty pants ."""