West Ham Online

Posted: **30 Aug 2014, 19:44**

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

Posted: **24 Jun 2018, 12:19**

"The Krauts have got out of jail They always do it without fail, As welcome as Goering At a fourby's wedding Their good fortune is beyond the pale, There was a girl from Potter Heigham, Saw some dildos and wanted to try 'em"

Posted: **24 Jun 2018, 10:30**

"A hooker, whilst down on her luck Was sleeping in rubbish and muck As she laid in repose Someone stole her clothes Leaving all passers by dumbstruck The Krauts have got out of jail They always do it without fail"

Posted: **24 Jun 2018, 07:06**

"An ambitious young man from Nangking. Got a new high paid job in banking ""High paid"" out that way Meant a penny a day. He left when reality sank in. A hooker, whilst down on her luck Was sleeping in rubbish and muck."

Posted: **23 Jun 2018, 22:48**

"There was a young girl from St. Kitts Got a very bad case of the shits A huge thunder clap She was covered in crap, From he knees right up to her tits. An ambitious young man from Nangking. Got a new high paid job in banking"

Posted: **23 Jun 2018, 19:50**

A young girl from the city Accra. Serviced punters from inside her car One dirty swine Tried a sixty nine But in a mini didnt get far There was a young girl from St. Kitts Got a very bad case of the shits

Posted: **22 Jun 2018, 23:30**

"There was a young girl from Brazil Rude Samba songs she would trill She was most at home, In the Sambadrome, Swinging her tits with great skill. A young girl from the city Accra. Serviced punters from inside her car"

Posted: **22 Jun 2018, 22:07**

He lay there abed feeling sick The Nurse cleaned smegma from his dick To augment her income She fingered his bum And gave his bellend a lick There was a young girl from Brazil Rude Samba songs she would trill

Posted: **22 Jun 2018, 14:35**

"My piles are beginning to sag I've an arse like the Japanese flag My sphincter is weak And it's starting to leak, I'll need a cholostomy bag. He lay there abed feeling sick The Nurse cleaned smegma from his dick"

Posted: **22 Jun 2018, 12:46**

"My limericks, they don't really scan, That's 'cos I'm a fucking hard man. I can't shoot no jism But this priapism Stops me rolling from my divan My piles are beginning to sag I've an arse like the Japanese flag"

Posted: **22 Jun 2018, 12:15**

"There was a young man called Davey, Whose pants were full of bum gravy Which was really absurd: Just a Richard the Third, Could get him a job in the navy. My limericks, they don't really scan, That's 'cos I'm a fucking hard man."

Posted: **21 Jun 2018, 23:10**

"A tramp who was drinking some piss Gave a passing lady a French kiss, She was made of stern stuff, Liking a bit of rough, And said ""Oh my God that was bliss."" There was a young man called Davey, Whose pants were full of bum gravy"

Posted: **21 Jun 2018, 23:10**

"A tramp who was drinking some piss Gave a passing lady a French kiss, She was made of stern stuff, Liking a bit of rough, And said ""Oh my God that was bliss."" There was a young man called Davey, Whose pants were full of bum gravy"

Posted: **21 Jun 2018, 23:00**

My AC has gone on the blink. I'm sweating and starting to stink. But Messi smells worse In the world cup he's cursed And now he could do with a shrink A tramp who was drinking some piss Gave a passing lady a French kiss

Posted: **21 Jun 2018, 21:36**

"There was a young lady called Rose While driving was picking her nose. And, somewhere near Pinner, She picked out a winner Just saying...you know how it goes. My AC has gone on the blink. I'm sweating and starting to stink."

Posted: **21 Jun 2018, 21:30**

arsene york-hunt 5:38 Thu Jun 21 Re: New Limerick Thread *One wonders why these tits are paid. carry on

Posted: **21 Jun 2018, 21:28**

"There's someone I know I've annoyed, So I think I shall have to avoid, It's the next door's two boys, Who complain of the noise When I play rubbish like Pink Floyd. There was a young lady called Rose While driving was picking her nose."

Posted: **21 Jun 2018, 18:18**

"In a bar in downtown Volgograd, Some drunks were behaving quite bad Ivan gave out a slap Which put paid to that Thus making the locals quite glad. There's someone I know I've annoyed, So I think I shall have to avoid,"

Posted: **21 Jun 2018, 17:38**

"By the commentary the BBC made You'd have thought only Salah played. The truth is they can't , Lose their Liverpool slant, One wonders why these are tits paid. In a bar in downtown Volgograd, Some drunks were behaving quite bad"

Posted: **20 Jun 2018, 12:16**

"Famous poet Percival Shelley, Was applying some KY jelly Applied in haste 'twas chilli paste put fire in his boyfriend's belly By the commentary the BBC made You'd have thought only Salah played"

Posted: **19 Jun 2018, 19:09**

"After England's dismal display Their chances are slim I'd say, Jammy tap ins by Kane So the mass don't complain You win nothing with yids by the way. Famous poet Percival Shelley, Was applying some KY jelly."

Posted: **19 Jun 2018, 12:22**

"FIFA once more have had a shocker. The World Cup to cunts who say ""Soccer"". These chaps aren't the sort To run such a sport as they sit there sipping Rioja After England's dismal display Their chances are slim I'd say"

Posted: **14 Jun 2018, 13:42**

"Once again we get a shit deal The Premier League hates us, I feel, We are once again dissed With a shit fixture list, I think all these cunts are unreal. FIFA once more have had a shocker. The World Cup to cunts who say ""Soccer""."

Posted: **14 Jun 2018, 12:13**

"Fat Sam has been offered a job Of being Talk Shite's latest slob This fat northern git Talks nothing but shit I wish he would shut his fat gob Once again we get a shit deal The Premier League hates us, I feel"

Posted: **13 Jun 2018, 18:34**

"There was a man from Petrograd, Got VD from the girls that he'd had No he's a very sad lad is Petrograd Vlad As the stench from his cock is real bad! Fat Sam has been offered a job Of being Talk Shite's latest slob"

Posted: **13 Jun 2018, 17:02**

"As he sat there drinking some scotch His hand wandered down to his crotch. From the window a sight, Made his winkle upright Two little girls playing hopscotch. There was a man from Petrograd, Got VD from the girls that he'd had"