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Spurs vs West Ham. Who finds a win?

It may be "our" Cup Final, and "they don't care" but they'll hate this. West Ham win.
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Yaaaawwwwnnnn. Wake me up when it's done. Draw
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QPR win? Distant memory. Thomas tanks us. Spurs win.
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Well in what could be the last one of these for a while, we head to catchily names 'Tottenham Hotspur Stadium' this weekend for a clash between two sides who are, on form, pretty much the shittest in the league.

Thomas Frank, a manager that very few West Ham fans would have turned their nose up at any time post-Moyes is almost universally derided in North London, where his transformational overhaul at Spurs has seen them continue to concede just as many chances as they create (something Ange also managed), but has seen the frequency of those chances drop off a cliff.  Pretty it isn't.

Meanwhile at the toilet bowl, the saga involving Lucas Paqueta's desire to return to Brazil having been royally fucked over by English football in general, has once again reared it's ugly head...in some ways a refreshing distraction from the plight the Club is in, but in others, just another example of the disarray we find ourselves in.  It's also given the chance for the Club's most 'Senior Source' to start up with his social media 'reveals' again via the usual suspects (Whetstone/Ex/Gonzo/et al).

Take your pick what you believe, but he's either training on his own, gone on strike, nursing a back injury, or ready to stick one up the Cockerels.  Regardless it looks like he's off to Brazil in the not too distant future (frankly, who can blame him) and we'll now doubt 'soften the blow' with the exciting announcement of Adama Traore (Sullivan will need to spend the Paqueta dosh just to keep the lad in baby oil).

So back to this game. It's their dull, low block drudgery up against out dull, low block drudgery.  Maybe the new first team coach Paco Jemez can inspure Nuno to unshackle the beast, with tales of his relegation-cheating escapades at Rayo Vallecano (well, until they succombed in 2016). I doubt it though.  What is almost universally certain however, is that Spurs only fit-to-start frontman Kolo Muani will break his Spurs duck this weekend. Lump on!

Predicted line-up:

I expect Paqueta at best to be on the bench despite Nuno's protestations, meaning the decision will have to come down to whether to start both strikers, or stick one of the young CDMs in and push Fernandes higher up the pitch.  I suspect the latter.  The other decision...stick with T-Rex after a close-to-competent Cup performance, or welcome back Flapping Fonzi for some more 'punch their lights out' action.  My guess...the latter.
Areola

Wan Bissaka   Mavropanos   Todibo   Scarles

Soucek    Potts

Bowen        Fernandes     Summerville

Taty

Subs: Hermansen, KWP, Mayers, Casey, Magassa, Rodriguez, Kante, Irving & Pablo.
Predicted Score:

Well we have a bench full of negativity, a dug out lacking in adventure, and a team that barely limped past the might of QPR (in extra time no less).  They are drudgery personified.  But given our form predicting a 0:0 feels impossible.

Spurs 1 - 1 West Ham  (Kolo Muani, Soucek)

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Sir Alf" wrote: 16 Jan 2026, 14:49 What the hell you on Eastside? Meth? Crack? Ketamin? 

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Nuno's his dealer.
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violator wrote: 16 Jan 2026, 15:35 0-2 and Richarlison to be diagnosed with bad AIDS
 
 

Already out injured I think along with many of their players as well as their Captain Romero out suspended. 

Coupled with their poor run of form themselves we don't have a better time to play them. 

3-1 to them north London cunts.
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zero chance of us keeping a clean sheet so we will need to score at least two.
if we go one down i fear how it will go.
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Heart says we nick it 2-1 head says it'll be a shit game and 1-1 and last on MOTD. 

Think our biggest issue tomorrow is our bench, who have we got on there to bring on if Bowen and Jimmy get crocked? Its amazing how we're going into this game with a much weaker bench than Jan 1st...... and it was shit then. 

Has to be 3 points, lets hope they are as shit as they have been at home lately. 
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0-2 and Richarlison to be diagnosed with bad AIDS
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Not sure if I've mentioned this before but I fucking detest Sp**s
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Westham67 wrote: 16 Jan 2026, 14:54 The start of our great escape a brace for Tatty
Worryingly I know you're sober 😉 

Can't see anything other than a loss, hope you're right. 
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3-1 to the Mighty Irons.
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Sir Alf" wrote: 16 Jan 2026, 14:49 What the hell you on Eastside? Meth? Crack? Ketamin? 

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All of the above 😎
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The start of our great escape a brace for Tatty
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What the hell you on Eastside? Meth? Crack? Ketamin? 

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To bang average teams got a1-1 draw written all over it!
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Anyone who thinks we are getting anything from this needs help and fast.  On the other hand,  anyone who clicks a win or draw, please please let me know what mind altering substance(s) you are on. Must be some real strong sh*t 🥴🤭😗
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This’ll be a bloodbath.

3-0 Sp*rs 😫
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