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New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
by les marteaux
Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Jul 2017, 15:49
by Saul Bollox
"My girlfriend said ""Let us play conkers!"" I thought she had gone stupid/bonkers. She said: ""This one here, Is one I revere, It used to be one of John Moncur's"" In the harem, the new eunoch viewed, Lovely young Arab girls in the nude"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Jul 2017, 15:49
by Saul Bollox
"My girlfriend said ""Let us play conkers!"" I thought she had gone stupid/bonkers. She said: ""This one here, Is one I revere, It used to be one of John Moncur's"" In the harem, the new eunoch viewed, Lovely young Arab girls in the nude"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Jul 2017, 14:09
by Mike Oxsaw
"A young Scottish man called Eddie Nothing under his kilt, always ready But a strong wing one day Caused his tackle to sway Which left him completely unsteady. My girlfriend said ""Let us play conkers!"" I thought she had gone stupid/bonkers"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Jul 2017, 12:42
by Saul Bollox
"When taking a knob up the arse, To do it with any real class. You use KY jelly It's not quite as smelly, But it's better to go with a brass. A young Scottish man called Eddie Nothing under his kilt, always ready"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 23 Jul 2017, 09:21
by Mike Oxsaw
"A Norwich man slept in his vest And was ready always for incest. Mum, daught., sis., or aunt His cock he would plant Inside them; we all know the rest. When taking a knob up the arse, To do it with any real class..."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 22 Jul 2017, 15:56
by Saul Bollox
"He went home to tell his mum, He'd had a West Ham tattoo on his bum The inkwork was deft Around his natal cleft And a target for his gay chum. A Norwich man slept in his vest And was ready always for incest."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 22 Jul 2017, 14:04
by Helmut Shown
"I'll download more porn, off the net There's some that I haven't got yet A bloke takes off his vest While she shits on his chest That Keys bloke likes it sloppy and wet He went home to tell his mum, He'd had a West Ham tattoo on his bum"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 22 Jul 2017, 09:00
by Mike Oxsaw
"A young lady enjoyed lapdancing Performed in a Barking Burger King Delivered with relish And moves that would perish The Bishop of Watford & Tring I'll download more porn, off the net There's some that I haven't got yet"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 22 Jul 2017, 08:26
by Far East Hammer
"A scotsman called Jamie McFadden, Once let off a fart a real bad'un His colleagues reacted He's quickly ejected From Harrod's Food Hall, ne'er to return A young lady enjoyed lapdancing Performed in a Barking Burger King"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Jul 2017, 12:20
by Saul Bollox
"I've got a new toy - in a box It whirs and it ticks and it tocks It's self lubricating A switch for vibrating They're great these mechanical cocks. A scotsman called Jamie McFadden, Once let off a fart a real bad'un"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 19 Jul 2017, 21:53
by Mike Oxsaw
"It's said that the jewish in Crete Make love through a hole in a sheet It's said, I am certain They'll use a net curtain If they're feeling quite indiscreet I've got a new toy - in a box It whirs and it ticks and it tocks"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 17 Jul 2017, 20:21
by les marteaux
"I'm off to the pub for a drink I need some down-time, just to think It's my partner you see, Keeps picking at me. She thinks that her shit doesn't stink. It's said that the jewish in Crete Make love through a hole in a sheet"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 17 Jul 2017, 16:51
by Mike Oxsaw
"There was a young lady called Mabel Who liked making love on the table She'd film all the motion And then had the notion To put it on-line and on cable. I'm off to the pub for a drink I need some down-time, just to think"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 17 Jul 2017, 08:41
by Saul Bollox
"There was a Welshman called Rhys Was stooped in the street by the police This perverted creep Not only fucks sheep, But then waltzes off with the fleece.. There was a young lady called Mabel Who liked making love on the table"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Jul 2017, 13:37
by Helmut Shown
"A hypnotist from Ile-de-France, Put a sexy virgin in a trance He started to plunder As the young maid went under And poked her with his lamb lance There was a Welshman called Rhys Was stooped in the street by the police"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 15 Jul 2017, 21:43
by Saul Bollox
"A girl with a very large arse Couldn't do anal alas. A punter called Smith Said she can't do it with Nobby Stiles up her Khyber Pass. A hypnotist from Ile-de-France, Put a sexy virgin in a trance"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 15 Jul 2017, 19:53
by Helmut Shown
"I'm down, penniless and I'm broke It's years since I snorted some coke At the end of my street A girl's hawking her meat And i cant afford a poke A girl with a very large arse Couldn't do anal alas"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 15 Jul 2017, 19:53
by Helmut Shown
"I'm down, penniless and I'm broke It's years since I snorted some coke At the end of my street A girl's hawking her meat And i cant afford a poke A girl with a very large arse Couldn't do anal alas"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 15 Jul 2017, 16:03
by Mike Oxsaw
"A young ladyboy from Bangkok Often dreamed of losing his cock So he'd rent out his bum For a suitable sum Then off he did trot to the doc. I'm down, penniless and I'm broke It's years since I snorted some coke"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 15 Jul 2017, 13:39
by Saul Bollox
I want to proclaim my own gender But people will think I'm a bender People should respect My genital defect My cock and minge in all their splendour.. A young ladyboy from Bangkok Often dreamed of losing his cock
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 14 Jul 2017, 15:06
by Mike Oxsaw
"In the Middle East so I hear, They do things that sound very queer When choosing a mammal, It's goat or a camel But nothing as bent as a deer I want to proclaim my own gender But people will think I'm a bender"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 14 Jul 2017, 13:20
by Saul Bollox
"There was a young girl from Hong Kong For a really large cock used to long, When into her bordello, Walked a world famous fellow. The well endowed pornstar called King Dong. In the Middle East so I hear, They do things that sound very queer"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 14 Jul 2017, 13:20
by Saul Bollox
"There was a young girl from Hong Kong For a really large cock used to long, When into her bordello, Walked a world famous fellow. The well endowed pornstar called King Dong. In the Middle East so I hear, They do things that sound very queer"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 14 Jul 2017, 09:53
by Helmut Shown
A bloke that I know called Carruthers Enjoys anal sex with his brothers I think it quite rum To fuck a man's bum He should try doing his mother's There was a young girl from Hong Kong For a really large cock used to long
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 12 Jul 2017, 22:10
by joe blob
"My boss has a handshake so limp I think he's a bit of a gimp I thought he was gay But he isn't they say, And he works part time as a pimp. A bloke that I know called Carruthers Enjoys anal sex with his brothers"