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New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
by les marteaux
Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 11 Apr 2017, 05:16
by Saul Bollox
"A boy saw his dad in the nude And was shocked at what he had viewed, His dad held his mum With digits up her bum, While dancing along to Hey Jude. Naked in the street and confused All the passers by he abused."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 11 Apr 2017, 05:16
by Saul Bollox
"A boy saw his dad in the nude And was shocked at what he had viewed, His dad held his mum With digits up her bum, While dancing along to Hey Jude. Naked in the street and confused All the passers by he abused."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Apr 2017, 22:54
by HairyHammer
A drag queen near Camden Town When made up looked just like a clown But some men did not care As he sucked with such flair And swallowed every drop for a pound. A boy saw his dad in the nude And was shocked at what he had viewed
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Apr 2017, 16:13
by Saul Bollox
"A man with two balls but no dick Every day could not help but feel sick, ""Things would be finer-, Had I a vagina, Life would be great as a chick."" A drag queen from near Camden Town, When made up looked just like a clown,"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Apr 2017, 16:13
by Saul Bollox
"A man with two balls but no dick Every day could not help but feel sick, ""Things would be finer-, Had I a vagina, Life would be great as a chick."" A drag queen from near Camden Town, When made up looked just like a clown,"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Apr 2017, 05:51
by HairyHammer
"Ginger Pele went into the crowd And the fans were cheering out loud ""Oh Ginger your slow"" ""But your pride makes us glow"" ""Now were off to the pub to get plowed"". A man with two balls but no dick Every day could not help but feel sick"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Apr 2017, 02:23
by Saul Bollox
"I think, but I'm not really certain, That something's behind my shower curtain. They look after you well, In the old Bates Motel Now another guest's gone for a burton. Ginger Pele went into the crowd, And the fans were cheering out loud"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Apr 2017, 02:23
by Saul Bollox
"I think, but I'm not really certain, That something's behind my shower curtain. They look after you well, In the old Bates Motel Now another guest's gone for a burton. Ginger Pele went into the crowd, And the fans were cheering out loud"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 Apr 2017, 17:20
by Mike Oxsaw
"A cath'lic lad cried to his mum, The priest stuck his thumb up his bum ""He just let it linger"" ""Then used his ring finger"" ""To massage my knob until numb"". I think, but I'm not really certain, That something's behind my shower curtain."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 Apr 2017, 13:30
by Saul Bollox
"Noble is West ham through and through Though Some say his pace makes them blue, Some say he can play, And is really OK But some say he hasn't a clue. A cath'lic lad cried to his mum, The priest stuck his thumb up his bum"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 Apr 2017, 13:11
by HairyHammer
"Sheffield shitcunts got promotion I'm upset, i'm off for a motion I'll build up some steam Thinking of that c... Sean Bean Who I hate with a crazy devotion Noble is West ham through and through Though Some say his pace makes them blue"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 Apr 2017, 13:11
by HairyHammer
"Sheffield shitcunts got promotion I'm upset, i'm off for a motion I'll build up some steam Thinking of that c... Sean Bean Who I hate with a crazy devotion Noble is West ham through and through Though Some say his pace makes them blue"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Apr 2017, 23:07
by Saul Bollox
"With Vodaphone's name on the stand It should generate sev'ral grand, But bookies on the shirt, Makes us look like dirt. But there's nice bars with shelving at hand. Sheffield shitcunts got promotion. I'm upset, I'm off for a motion"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Apr 2017, 21:13
by Mike Oxsaw
"A Scotchman from near Aberdeen, Liked to keep his genitals clean. 'cos through wearing a kilt, They got covered in silt, A sight that is better not seen. With Vodaphone's name on the stand It should generate sev'ral grand"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Apr 2017, 15:03
by Saul Bollox
"I hate being at the job center Whilst my wife has grown a placenta It's a really odd place A cam'ra scans your face. Before they even let you enter. A Scotchman from near Aberdeen, Liked to keep his genitals clean."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Apr 2017, 15:03
by Saul Bollox
"I hate being at the job center Whilst my wife has grown a placenta It's a really odd place A cam'ra scans your face. Before they even let you enter. A Scotchman from near Aberdeen, Liked to keep his genitals clean."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Apr 2017, 09:54
by grasshopper
"In my hotel lobby in Pune I met a bloke who was a gooner He wanted wenger out Because he's won fucking nout But be careful what you wish for, Fat Sam is about I hate being at the job center Whilst my wife has grown a placenta"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Apr 2017, 03:05
by Saul Bollox
"Tomorrow with no expectation I'll walk up from Stratford station, I'll have a quick Schweppes Then climb the ninety steps As my seats quite a high elevation. In my hotel lobby in Pune I met a bloke who was a gooner"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Apr 2017, 23:59
by Helmut Shown
"I went for some booze at the offy, But ended up in Costa Coffee, I asked for a flat white But it tasted like white They can't make a drink for toffee Tomorrow with no expectation I'll walk up from Stratford station"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Apr 2017, 23:59
by Helmut Shown
"I went for some booze at the offy, But ended up in Costa Coffee, I asked for a flat white But it tasted like white They can't make a drink for toffee Tomorrow with no expectation I'll walk up from Stratford station"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Apr 2017, 23:37
by Saul Bollox
"A man with three balls called Bert Had a mighty and satisfying squirt, He was a dirty skunk, On his pants lots spunk And shit on the tail of his shirt. I went for some booze at the offy, But ended up in Costa Coffee,"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Apr 2017, 22:59
by HairyHammer
I don't like girl band singers Because they have fishy fingers They might look the part Though their voices like farts In ones mind mostly stinks and then Lingers. A man with three balls called Bert Had a mighty and satisfying squirt
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Apr 2017, 21:24
by grasshopper
If so many bad goals we ship We will be in the championship We play so fucking shit Whilst brady rubs her fat clit At the number of season tickets sold to fucking tourists I don't like girlband singers Because they have fishy fingers
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Apr 2017, 21:04
by Saul Bollox
"Gold and Sully bought West Ham United Unfortunately Karren Brady was invited, We were led by the gnome, To our shiny new home, But this is West Ham, and we're blighted. If so many bad goals we ship We will be in the championship"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Apr 2017, 16:32
by JonWHUFC
There was a young girl from Sri Lanka Once worked for a big merchant banker He invested the lot Right into her slot But didn't get time to thank her Gold and Sully bought West Ham United Unfortunately Karren Brady was invited